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Sematary = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.



Take him seriously.

Introduction

Sematary is an underground white Internet tough guy drill rapper. His style of music is copied takes heavy influence from rapper Chief Keef. The visual and lyrical themes of his music are gothic and edgy, meaning his fans are either TikTok BPD whores, or twink teenage boys. Sematary is a massive cuck, allowing his girlfriend (flat whore sxpientia) to post her ass on the internet for horny teenagers to jerk off to. In 2019 he started the Haunted Mound record label and boyband, which he's also the frontman of.

Notable Members of Haunted Mound

Ghost Mountain - The co-founder of Haunted Mound. Left the group because he found out how much of a faggot Sematary is.

Buckshot - Blandest and most uninteresting member, only real job is to be Sematary's PR on twitter.

Hackle - Known for being the only black member of the group.


Despite having them under his record label, he does nothing to push their music or promote them, but relies on them to suck his dick whenever he's in controversy.

Fans

As stated before many of Sematary's fans are mentally challenged and easy to impress (evident by them even being a fan of his type of music in the first place). His style of being the walking embodiment of Hot Topic attracts femcels and literal school shooters. Because Sematary made them stop cutting themselves and give them the inspiration to get up and clean the smegma out their foreskin, they will do and say anything to defend him.

Needless to say, they are very easy to troll, and you can do it with any of the following.

  • Say Sematary stole his sound from Chief Keef.
  • Talk about Joeyy.
  • Post about how Ghost Mountain is better.

Music

Sematary's instrumental choices are all the same drum and bass heavy tracks, once you've heard one you've heard them all. His real musical talent can be exhibited through his thought provoking lyrics.


   
 
I been lurking 'round in my bunny suit


 


 
 

—gay

   
 
Goodbye horses, I'm flying over you


 


 
 

—where have i heard this before...

   
 
Watch what you say, homie, I'm not stable


 


 
 

—tough guy over here


Trolling Sematary

Apart from his music, he's also notorious for being a chronic shit-stirrer and butthurt fag who is easy to get a reaction out of. He's very sensitive to criticism, even striking YouTube nobodies who make fun of him.


Since Sematary is such a badass and really wants you to know it. He'll go as far as to smack his own fans just to prove it to you.



Joeyyyyyyyy

Joeyy

Joeyy is an obese rapper, man of Christ , and humble individual known for being affiliated with Shed Theory and MDE. In an interview in 2020 Sematary talked about his hate for Drain Gang and Sam Hyde's friend group being in rap. Joeyy decided to troll him by pulling up to a Chief Keef listening party Sematary was attending, with Sematary avoiding him throughout.




Music Videos



Well, well, well

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