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High Score/Loserinfo L
Lee Hung-yuan
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| Lee Hung-yuan | |
| Nationality: | 真正的中国男孩 
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| Highscore | 4 kills, 1 injury |
| Style | FPS, Single player, Easy mode* |
| An Hero? | No, got the death penalty lol |
| Motive | Soyence dispute, Atheism |
A long, long time ago there was a volcano Living all alone in the middle of the sea. And from his lava a joyous Island called Taiwan (Dumpling scribble: 항문 침투) would rise from the deep. This volcanic island which was made into a safe and sound paradise by banning guns卐 would become ensnared in a Libtard terrorist attack on July 14, 2022 when Lee Hung-yuan
got into some bullshit dispute with his employer at shit no one cares about. He then got a 205th Arsenal (Taiwan's state -owned arms manufacturer) T75, which is some shitty ching chong copy of the Beretta 92fs, which was acquired illegally, went to the research center, and shot everyone up. What was devastating about this tragedy is that this time the criminal didn't care about the law. Who could have seen this coming?
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| Kill count: | 4/20 Kretschmer did it better |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 Only 1 survivor |
| Style: | 20/20 Mass shooting in a country with 0 guns per capita |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Unlike AmeriKKKa, Taiwan doesn't make its scorers fucking celebrities |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Tried to save the island from the dangerous Azn infection |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Lev Bidjakov and Alexander Buslidze
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| Lev Romanovich Bidjakov & Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde | |
| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | 13 injured |
| Style | CO-OP Mode Hack'n'Slash |
| An Hero? | No (they tried) |
Lev Bidjakov (Bidzhakov) and Alexander Buslidze, were residents of Perm who on 15th January 2018 caused a mass stabbing at School No. 127 in Perm. Since they couldn't kill one person, they decided to stab each other. Alexander was even able to jump out of a window but unfortunately he failed and suffered fractures. Lev Bidzhakov was sentenced by the Motovilikha district court of Perm to 9 years and 8 months in prison. His accomplice Alexander Buslidze was declared insane in September 2018 and sent to mandatory treatment.
Lore
Alexander Sergeevich Buslizde was born on 15th may 2001, Alexander, wanted to become An Hero in sometimes but all failed beacause his father or mother caught him in the act.
Lev Romanovich Bidzhakov was born on 2nd august 2001, He was an excellent student and winner of an Olympiad in his light past. In 2012, at the age of 11, Lev beat other students in the olympiads . He was registered in a psychoneurological dispensary. Lev also used drugs to calm his impulses. In December 2017, Lev mixed alcohol with energy drinks, drank it and came to the school drunken as fuck.
The Stabbing
On 15th January 2018, Lev and Alexander at 10:20 AM, entred to the primary school using a old pass card. Lev and Alexander, they took out their knives and tried to beat Bichivin's high score. In room 308, they began their bloodbath by stabbing the teacher and several children. The teacher protected the children from these absolute fails and they left the classroom. After the attack, our heroes tried to commit suicide by stabbing each other with knives. Buslidze tried to jump out of a window and Bidjakov tried to bleed to death on the floor.
Gallery
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Fanart of some mass shooters. Lev is the second one going from left to right. -
Lev bleeding -
Lev V& -
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Lev, with a alcoholic junkie face -
He was an actual junkie after all -
No doubts -
Tell him to stop drugging, he gonna die.
Graded score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Seriously? |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Bad and cheap columbine copycat |
| Style: | 10/20 Good for doing on CO-OP mode |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Almost no one cried. Only butthurt in Perm region and other cities in Russia |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Longo Dhendonga
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| Longo Dhendonga | |
| Nationality: | Doctor Congo 
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| Highscore | 14 dead, 10 injured |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
A nigger and soldier from Congo that in July 2020 got wayyyy too drunk, entered a marketplace and pwned any villager unfortunate enough to cross his path, ultimately ridding the gene pool of the fair amount of 14 fellow niggers before being captured by authorities.
| Kill count: | 14/20 Not bad for a drunk nigger. |
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| Accuracy: | 16/20 4 injured. |
| Style: | 10/20 Negra rage. |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Africa lol. |
| Bonus: | 12/20 Black on black violence. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Ľubomír Harman
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| Ľubomír Harman | |
| Born | March 31, 1962 |
| Died | August 30, 2010 (aged 48) |
| Nationality: | Slovak 
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| Highscore | Killed 7, injured 15 |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Ľubomír was an 48 year old man who went amok in Bratislava before commiting suicide after being shot by police.
Ľubomír's life
Ľubomír, studied on a forestry high school. In his karate school, Ľubomír was described as "quiet but not a loner". Another classmate describe him as a "Normal kid, without any class of fear". On the early 80's, Ľubomír went through the compulsory military service, but never became a professional soldier and hadn't any criminal record.
On 10th January 1998, became a member in a gun club, in the "Club of Reserve Soldiers 008 Fox", Bratislava. Also, had 4 works, but he was recognised more when he worked as a boilerman. His workmates called him "Silent Face". One of the workmates declared "He worked and worked and worked, he listened, but did not talk". Also was describe as " an ideal employee". During the 2000's, he worked in mainly in maintenance in different heater rooms in Bratislava. Since 1 August 2008, Ľubomír loses his job and became unemployed. Ľubomír, was receiving 118€ welfare each month . Months before the massacre, in early 2010, he participated in a shooting competition.
The Rampage
Ľubomír, at 9:40 a.m, had a discussion with his neighbours, some romainians. Ľubomír, pissed off about it, grabs an VZ .58 rifle and begins to score them in that floor pwning 5 NPCs. Exits the building and encounters a man, who was a familiar of the dead people and scores him after watching the dead corpses of his family, wounding him first before shooting him again scoring him down to death. Then encounters while walking, an old man who was scared of the shots and got shot wounding and failing to score him. At 9:45 a.m, went amok in the Devínska Nová Ves neighbourhood, shooting the balconies scoring another person and failing to score 14 people before getting in a shootout with the police. The police shot and fatally wounded him. Ľubomír, escaped and manage to shot himself in the chin, instantly killing him, making his dead body a gory scene.
Gallery and Graded Score
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Wide, as a Dank Meme -
Shooting practice -
Rock'n'Roll legend -
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Ľubomir is walking arround -
Its DJ Lubomir here -
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Menaced -
Actually the best Pokemon card -
We should have a ED page on it -
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| Kill count: | 7/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Did you really practice? |
| Style: | 15/20 Slovak Rambo. |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Yes, a lot of people cried. |
| Bonus: | 15/20 For an hero after being shot by police. |
Actual Slovak High Score
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Lulz Sources
Luca Traini
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| Nationality: | Wop 
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| Highscore | 0 dead, 5 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Sadly, no. V& for 12 years |
| Motive | Anti jogger activism |
Luca Tranny was the Epic Fail Guy of Italy and retarded neo-nazi that tried killing some niggers as revenge for some cracker whore getting cut up and stuffed into a suitcase by a wog. He was 28 years old during the epic fail shooting and ended up getting v& by mods. The only reason anyone cared about this loser was because it happened during an election. He also was a big fan of Mussolini, who wasn't even racist for most of his political career. The only other reason this loser is even worth mentioning is because fellow honkey Brenton Tarrant put his name on one of his gunz. As if this guy wasn't enough of a fag he even expressed Troll's Remorse after Christchurch!
The shooting
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K so basically on February 3rd, 2018, Tranny drove a black car with a pistol to some nog neighborhood, and, in a Bissonnette-esque bit of irony, did a drive by shooting like a complete retard and only ended up wounding like, 5 blacks. Adjusting for the math, he actually only wounded about 3 people. The mods and jury felt so much pity for him they decided to only sentence him to a 12 year ban.
Ban tactical assault politicians
The (((media))), always quick to capitalize off a tragedy, decided that instead of covering the lives with the people who, you know, got fucking shot, blamed some politician named Matteo Salvini because Tranny was in his political party Lega Nord for like 5 seconds. Salvini responded by pointing out the attack wouldn't have happened at all if the left hadn't let in illegal immigrants, which of course is basically the equivalent to murder in bolshevik Europe. tl;dr STOP WHITE GENOCIDE
Gallery
Rant
| Kill count: | 0/20 Epic fail |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 Did a drive-by like a retard. You're not a crip, Luca! |
| Style: | 4/20 Lulzy irony, but got captured and expressed troll's remorse like a bitch |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Only Italians cared, random politician got blamed |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Inspired Saint Tarrant, only got a 12 year sentence |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
C Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Mentioned Luca after his kebab removing
- Dylann Roof
- Payton Gendron
- Ryan Palmeter
