Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 25, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne (Powerword 'John Michael Osborne, The Prince Of Darkness, The Godfather of Heavy Metal - December 3, 1948 - July 22, 2025) who is best known for songs like Crazy Train. Iron Man, Children Of The Grave, and War Pigs and if you have never heard of them you are a sheltered little Faggot that listens to Shit music like Kanye West.

Today on July 22, 2025 Ozzy has proudly taken his seat on the side of Lucifer and he'll always be known as trying to bring Children into the fold of Satanism as people like Ed and Lorraine Warren accused his music as having backmasked lyrics that were designed to bring the listener into the fold of Satanic worship. Mothers also took Ozzy to court, looking for an easy payday, accusing him of having subliminal messages in his songs like Suicide Solution because their Angsty little brat took a whole bottle of asprin to escape their shitty life with their helicopter Parents.

Ozzy Osbourne will always be known for his contributions to Heavy Metal and his eager willingness to take it one step more to bring attention to the genre, such as when he pissed on the Alamo in a woman's dress while shit faced drunk.

Raise your hand in the devil horn position as we show respect for this giant of Heavy Metal.

(( He Showed Us That Heavy Metal Shouldn't Be Taken In Moderation ))

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