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Karst Roeland Tates

Karst Roeland Tates
Nationality:	Dutch
Born	March 6, 1971
Died	May 1, 2009 (aged 38)
Highscore	Killed 7, Injured 10
Style	Carmageddon, Single player
An hero?	No

Karst Roeland Tates was a dutchfag who on April 30, 2009, both being important dates as it was the 64th anniversary of the suicide of Adolf Hitler and King's day (known as Koninginnedag in the netherlands), became worldwide famous for attempting to pull the first attack on the Dutch royal family by ranning them over, which he miserably failed after missing the main target and instead hitting a few random NPCs and then a random monument.

One day after the attempted regicide, he died due to brain injuries.

Graded Score
Kill count:	7/20 GTA: Ongezelligstan Edition
Accuracy:	5/20 Was SO close to hitting the family's bus, but missed
Style:	5/20 Attack against the ones in power
Butthurt:	10/20 Got decent coverage on the entire world
Bonus:	20/20 Accidental An hero
Total Score: 37/100 (D+)

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National Guard

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Kevin Neal

Kevin Janson Neal
Nationality:	Americunt
Highscore	5 killed, 18 injured
Style	FPS, Single player
Motive	white male rage, attempted loli hunting.
An Hero?	self-pwnd after getting into a shootout with the cops

On the night of November 13th, 2017, 44 year old Batshit Insane pissed off redneck Kevin Neal, a resident of the one horse town of Rancho Tehama, California shot and killed his wife and hid her body under the floors of the methed up trailer he and his now deceased ex-wife had been living in. After getting some much needed rest, Kevin continued his playthrough the following morning and fragged his neighbors whom he falsely thought were meth dealers. Kevin stole his neighbor's pickup truck and bumped into a car driven by some Injun lady (it is an Indian reservation after all) and her two kids, whom he all shot however none of them died. After failing to frag some injuns Kevin continued his spray and pray rampage by shooting at random cars and bystanders. Eventually arriving at the local Rancho Tehama Elementary School which had already gone on lockdown by the time he arrived because the school staff heard gunshots. Kevin ran onto the school's playground and started spray and praying at walls and windows, firing almost 100 rounds into the school's walls but not killing any kids due to his piss poor aim, although he managed to wound a random 6 year old spic with a stray bullet.

After failing to become the next Adam Lanza, Kevin dropped his rifle at the school and continued his playthrough of Grand Theft Redneck and crashed his stolen pickup truck into a random woman's vehicle, whom he shot and killed after the crash. Kevin shot and carjacked a random bystander who asked him if he was okay, unaware that Kevin had gone postal. Kevin's stolen pickup truck was eventually rammed and stopped by a cop from the nearby town of Corning along with a Tehama County sheriff's deputy who arrived in the town after someone called 911. After his truck was rammed into by the police, Kevin got into a 2v1 shootout with the responding officers but decided to ragequit right in the middle of it. Kevin is remembered by his community as a fucking psychopath who went postal out of nowhere, although he had been arrested earlier that year for assaulting his neighbors, which should've been a pretty fucking obvious sign that the guy was completely buttfucking insane. Although we here at Encyclopædia Dramatica remember Mr. Neal for being a fucking retard who couldn't even do the Number 1 Americunt pastime right.

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  The house where Kevin kicked off his rampage.
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  Someone actually married this psychopath.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 Did better than Randy Stair.
Accuracy:	3/20 Had shit aim.
Style:	5/20 Grand Theft Redneck spray an pray.
Butthurt:	5/20 Decent score for a small town, Shit score by American standards.
Bonus:	0/20 Became an hero in a 2v1 with small town cops.
Total Score: 18/100 (F---)

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Mall Cop

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen
Nationality:	Inuit
Highscore	3 killed 2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	Nope

Kunuunnguaq Korneliussen is a Greenlandic Inuit who killed three people and wounded two others with a hammer in the coastal village of Nutaarmiut, Greenland in the early morning hours of February 8, 2012, before being V& for camper. He was 22 years old at the time of the lulzfest. Like his hero, and Greenlandic mass murderer Abel Klemmensen, he is imprisoned in Herstedvester. Epic win for him.

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  The house where Kununnguaq started his massacre.

Graded Score
Kill count:	3/20 Mass attack
Accuracy:	12/20 More kills than wounded
Style:	4/20 No motive, just random attack
Butthurt:	1/20 Just Greenland and Dansk reported it
Bonus:	10/20 2nd Inuit massacre
Total Score: 30/100 (D)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

Kujtim Fejzulai

Kujtim Fejzulai
Born	2000
Died	November 2, 2020 (Aged 20)
Nationality	"Austrian"
Highscore	4 Killed, 23 Injured
Style	FPS, Hack N' Slash, Singleplayer
An hero?	No, killed by the popo

Kujtim Fejzulai^☪ was an Austrian ISIS cocksucker of North Macedonian heritage who on November 2nd, 2020, shot and killed 4 people and injured 23 people others before being brutally and anally raped by bullets. This extremely shitty attack began on 20:00, Central European Time, when our buff goat-ass-destroyer, carrying some items in his inventory, which included a Zastava M70 assault rifle, TT pistol (I think? it kinda looks like one), Machete, and a fake suicide vest, started shooting several people in six different locations, Seitenstettengasse, Morzinplatz, Salzgries, Fleischmarkt, Bauernmarkt & Graben. It ended after der Polizei, stopped being the lazy faggots they are and quickly pulled their guns out of their assholes and killed kujtim on the spot.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	4/20 You had an automatic rifle and pistol, really?
Accuracy:	3/20 Low kill count, medium injury count
Style:	1/20 Another classical mudslime supremacist attack in europiss, Nothing. fucking. new.
Butthurt:	1/20 Memory holed becuz of covid and for the fact it was a pisslamic attack
Bonus:	0/20 No bonuses for you, FAGGOT
Total Score: 9/100 (F-)

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Wanted Level:

Police Force

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