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Arthur Achleitner
Note: this article contains a recent incident of cultural enrichment, so not all information is available at the moment
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| Arthur Achleitner | |
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| Born | 2003-2004 |
| Died | June 10, 2025 (21 years old) |
| Nationality | Half-Armenian mongrel |
| Occupation | 1:1 clone of Rickard Andersson |
| High Score | Killed 10, injured >30 (11 by Arthur) |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| An Hero? | Yep |
| Motive | Orthodoxy, Bullying™ |
Just when Europe was already dangerous enough, an Armenian mutt and devout manchild Arthur Achleitner† had watched too much Mar Mari Emmanuel, so he was brainwashed into thinking his primitive Christian cult was the only "good" Christian denomination (sounds familiar?). Combine this with being bullied™, he decided to take revenge on the Catholics for being far smarter than him (because people with more than 1 fucking braincell are well aware that the Holy spirit comes from both the Father AND Son) by... dragging an incredibly stale meme and pretty much being a copy paste of Rickard Andersson. Anyways, being the unoriginal faggot he is, he bought the most generic bad guy gun in history, the Glock. Having zero creativity, he pretty much did the exact same thing Rickard did, except that his aim was so dogshit he left over 30 people injured, before killing himself on the toilet, and being completely overshadowed by a plane crash in India
Background
This cuck was born in either 2003 or 2004, since he was 21 at the time of the shooting. His mother was an actual Austrian, but his father was an Armenian, and he didn't even luck out with the genetic mixing, instead of become a sexy stud like Elliot Rodger, he pretty much became a half middle eastern pogo stick with eyes and ears. Arthur, like every other generic school attacker, was bullied™ in school. Just like his idol, he was kicked out of the military for being mentally incompetent, and was also allowed to own firearms for some fucking reason. He also left a suicide note for his parents, although its contents haven't been released because the Government finally realized that making mass shooters celebrities is a bad idea.
Boring school shooting
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 10/20 should have practiced with that Glock |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 See previous |
| Style: | 10/20 1:1 copy of Rickard, fuck off |
| Butthurt: | 7/20 immediately forgotten due to a plane crash in India |
| Bonus: | 15/20 worst mass shooting in Austrian history |
