Chromebook Challenge

Instead of using their computers like most intelligent children would to look at Porn, how to properly roll a Joint or going outside and using a Loli to go just far enough with an older man to trap him and get him to buy her and her friends beer, we now have Retarded children who would rather look to TikTok for the new for their idea of fun that has them sticking thumbtacks, paperclips, scissors or any other metallic object into the ports of their school supplied Chromebooks and get it to set itself on fire.

This is the latest challange on TikTok that has grabbed idiots attention such as the Blackout challange that had the bottom 5% choking themselves on live video until they passed out or died.

This recent challange has schools sending warnings to parents informing them that if their Well Behaved child should attempt this challange that they can expect their Little Angel to be charged with Misdemeanor or Felony charges depending on the amount of damage done and the expectation that the Parents pay for all damages done by their Child's idiotic decision.

Previous TikTok Challanges

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As said earlir these insepid challanges are aimed at the bottom 5% of our society or those that will be joing the Military

Previous challanges have included The Blackout Challange that was aimed at Special Ed students, in the hopes of reducing their numbers by having them choke themselves on live video until they passed out or died.

There was the Blackout challange that had people putting a plug in the wall and sliding a penny between the prongs.

Our Favorite: The Kia challange. Instructions were put up on TikTok on how to steal certain Kia and Hyundai models and like the Retards that were raised on the Interwebs, they were doing it for imaginary status on the site that included likes and comments like You The Man

And last, but not least, there was the Blue Whale Challenge where Angsty Teens would be given tasks over fifty days that were expected to be filmed and uploaded that had them shoplifting, assaulting strangers, having sex with a stranger and on the 51st day they were expected to committ Suicide

The Goal Of The Challange

The goal is to get the Challanged Student to either get their Chromebook or catch on fire.

Like many of TikTok challanges past, the creators most likely have more insidious plans.

Following the instructions of the challange may have the students Chromebook to start smoking out noxious gasses that may harm other students lungs as students in classrooms where this challange had been done, students were sent to the Hospital for the inhalation of the fumes.

The Chromebook can catch on Fire but the previous two are boring to the third and most Lulzy event. There have been occasions where the Lithium battery to explode so that the class room will have to be evacuated until the room can be decontaminated.

The final goal is to waste the time of Firemen and other first responders because some may be injured by the emitting smoke and the smoke may set off firealarms in the school that will have firemen arriving out of duty.

TikTok's Response

As can be expected with and social site like Twatter, Jewtube, or Instagram, the second that anything interesting starts getting posted, the sites write an AI that is designed to instantly erase the content as it is posted. If codewords start getting used, they are added to the AI as they're discovered.

Go on Twitter or Youtube and type in Goth or Emo Self Cutting. At one point, the sites were crawling with it but now you'll be lucky to find it unless you're creative with your word searches.

Don't Even Try It

We know what you're thinking. We're the coolest site on the Interwebs and if we tell you about something it has to be cool to try.

Don't do it Asshole.

Not only can you be expelled but you can be charged with a Misdemeanor or a Felony depending on the amount of damage that you do and you'll learn the pleasures of Man on Man love as your Hypermuscular, Black cellmate, that has been their for 4 years and is waiting to be sent upstate when he turns 18, flips you over in your bed and starts calling you Linda before telling you how you'll learn to Love his Cock.

Beside your little stint in the "Pokie", your Parents are really going to love you when they have to pay for all the damage that you cause along with the cost of wasting the time of the first responders. Some schools start their fines at $2,600 so you can forget about that Car if you get out soon enough to learn how to drive.