Gursimran Kaur

Gursimran Kaur 19-year-old girl that was a less than minimum wage paid Indian, Dot not Feather immigrant employee at the Mumford Road Halifax Walmart in Canada that was so Retarded that she couldnt grasp the simplicity of opening up a door and on October 19, 2025, her crispy ass was found in a Wal-Mart walk-in bakery oven.

Many Wal-Mart employees doubt her inteligence because - as Wal-Mart employees had shown, the oven could be opened from the inside.

As with most dead imigrants, you can expect alot of tears, protests and threats of law suits, claiming that an Indian, wet-back's, Living lower than the Minimum poverty limit's life will be somehow worth tens of millions of Dollars because she was going to comunity College and was going to make something of herself.

How It Happened

Seriosly? How does a Healthy person find themselves trapped in an oven? While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart. Her mother says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an she notecid that.Gursimran was missing. Her Mother tried to phone her because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her phone. Unable to find her, and smeling something delicious, because the cow keeper wont eat a cow but Human meat is on the table.

It what can only be described as a classic 3 Stooges skit. The bakery department ran afound with their heads up their es trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.

Further extending Gursimran's cooking time, they finally figured out how to shut off the oven instead of looking near the door for the EMEGENCY switch that all modern machines are expected to have.

Finally figuring how to turn off the oven, Big Red Button, the Indians in the bakery department laid her on the ground to let Seriosly? How does a Healthy person find themselves trapped in an oven? While Conspiracy theories abound at the Halifax Wal-Mart. Her mother says that Gursimran showed up for work but after an she notecid that.Gursimran was missing. Her Mother tried to phone her because like all girls, she was surgically attached to her phone. Unable to find her, and smeling something delicious, because the cow keeper wont eat a cow but Human meat is on the table.

It what can only be described as a classic 3 Stooges skit. The bakery department ran around with their heads up their es trying to figure out if the oven can be turned off.

Further extending Gursimran's cooking time, they finally figured out how to shut off the oven, finally looking at the right side of the door for the EMEGENCY switch that all modern machines are expected to have.

Finally pushing the Big Red Button they were able to get Gursimran's body out of the oven to let her meat rest befored they'd dig in but unfortunately rhey spent so much time running around, unaware of the The Big Red Button next to the oven door, EMT's were on the scene and most likely had to wait 4 or 5 hours for the coroner to show up and say what everyone knew, this Cajun grilled Bitch was dead