Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 7, 2024

K-pop

K-pop (also known as Korean pop music or "the generals spammed on /mu/ every day") is what the Korean equivalent of weeaboos listen to when not fapping to the identical-looking girls in K-pop music videos. The vast majority of fans will not admit that they really want to be the girls in the videos. Fans of K-pop will viciously defend their surgically altered waifus and repeatedly claim that K-pop is ZOMG totally not the same as that bland, overly-sexualized & corporate-owned American pop - with its talentless and forgettable artists who don't even write their own material. In fact their beloved K-pop is typically written by the same people and contains exactly the same cliched lyrics about love/being cheated on, mandated rapping that has no place in the song, stupid dances devised to try and make the shit go viral and focus on the sexuality/fashion of the artists rather than the quality of the actual music. In K-pop there are a great many boy bands and girl groups made up of talentless and forgettable singers essentially owned by the music company that writes all their songs. These songs as mentioned previously will often feature rapping sections that in Western music would be performed by some coked-out nigger like Kanye West or Lil Wayne; K-pop will instead feature a native who can't rap. So if the song inevitably sucks, at least it wasn't tainted by the presence of a darkie. The artists are so faceless (sometimes literally, thanks to all the plastic surgery) that if they refuse to suck off their producers in a bathhouse they could be killed & replaced by another person and none of their fans would notice due to all Koreans looking/sounding exactly alike. Clearly, K-pop is nothing like generic pop music.

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