Elfen Lied

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Elfen Lied is a shitty over-dramatic anime primarily about the creator Lynn's fetish for gory death's and her hatred of human kind as well as fetish for horrible completely unecessary death (see our article gore) disguised as an anime primarily aimed at men despite the majority of fans being women, as shown in the television guides. The Anime focuses on a 16-year old girl living in a top secret prison on an Island to keep her from murdering more human's while studying her diclonius behaviour and ability with cruel experiments. One day a pathetically retarded Security Guards screw up and free this bitch, while walking through the prison she systematically murders every Police Officer trapped within the asylum for entertainment, she could have complete ignored them. because the trillion dollar lab and billionaire workers were to stupid to understand mathematics, science, outcome, and emergency preparedness. She even pwns an annoying secretary no one really remembers for less than 2 minutes who always trips for some reason - exposing her forgettable Japanese panties. Once out of the Lab out to escape by sea she's pwned by a snipper's super bullet but still alive, she's coming to kill you still!

The series focuses on Lucy, a 16-year old girl who discovers the true purpose of God's plan which gives her a reason to live and destiny - which is to kill humans and get rid of the evil force known as society. From there it is replaced with another shitty Utopia known as the Diclonius World of shit considering diclonius don't even like each other.

Oh what does this mean? You ask. It means that this woman has more of a life than you, actually left the basement, has a motivation to do something that makes her happy.

This can be either seen as a silly woman throwing a tantrum about what colour curtains to choose, or a excellent motivation for genocide and Hitler) you can blame TV on, or an awful more terrible and stupid person being human.

Of course like many women she is over-sensitive and as a crush on some guy who would have seen her as nothing more than a pair of tits if it wasn't for meeting as a child, and now at the end sees as a less than nothing more than a pair of tits. This poor guy loser however also has another whore going after him ironically but I guess that's just how anime works.

Many male fans masturbate in their basements to Lucy.