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Dumuzi-ouji

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.



Good god, ED. I think I found Chris-Chan 2.0


Who the fuck is this

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The ugly hambeast in all of her former glory
While reading this article, this asshole is misgendered on purpose for lulz.


Dumuzi-ouji is a 22 year old nigger hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking retard and uneducated, Dildo here turned into an lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a tranny, a fucking angel from another planet, and has the ungodly obsession with the worst anime ever, Hetalia.

She also thinks she's a nazi, and is a huge hypocrite. She believes that during the Civil War, the South payed the blacks to be in the war, and thinks that Yaoi is a Japanese word for gay. Dildo also claims that she is emo and has depression, and she's only allowed to voice her opinion! OTHERS ARE FORBADDEN!!!1111

Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness:



If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from.


The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama

That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this.

Just like any other redneck whose IQ is low, she is very uneducated about Japanese. When many TARTlets tried giving her the facts, she got butthurt and BAWWWLOCKED them. Grrr, that's a way to win an argument! Just block people for no reason! Below are screenshots of the best dumb-fuckery seen to date.



Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you know everything.



That's not even proper proof man. Can you even counter-argument?



You'd go perfectly with my EX who thought he was the great Archangel Michael.



You know, pissing off a black person isn't such a great idea.



Someone needs to get this dude a fucking straight-jacket


You can find more of this dumb-assery here


What happened next...?

Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing:



How did the rest of this journal turn into about how bad humanity was


And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit:



Oh yeah the Civil War was totally not about Slavery.


Her....Bio.

What the fuck why is it Rainbow bullshit

Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert Mary-Sue OC that's just fucking ridiculous.


I can't even explain how fucking weird and stupid this is:

Full name

Nibirian: Dumuzi Aeolus Aisha Nibiru Earthian: Saiko Izumi

Bio Name: Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus, but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of Vlad the Impaler(Dracula) and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!!

Eye Color: Yellow(chartreuse mixed with golden yellow)

Hair Color: Blue Black

Skin: Pale as a ghost (I actually was confused for one once XD)

Relationship: With Marduk

Rank: Prince

Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota', I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda, we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. Go cry to yourself if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, it's legit.

Sex: Male

Height: 5'3"

Nationality: Prussian American

Element: Ice, Dark, Wind

Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld)

Personality: Shota, timid, can be mouthy and swear, yandere/yangire, somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, has anger problems, but is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice, born leader, can be rational sometimes. He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human'. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious.

Clothes Style: Jeans, oversized sweaters, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, sneakers, etc. Also loves dressing fancy sometimes, as well as goth/emo/punk/visual kei.

Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover).

Talent: Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities(I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams)

Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism

TD;LR: Gay ass prince whose OP as fuck and apparently pukes rainbows and shit since he's gay


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