Featherfag

A real bird's reaction to the gallery below.

Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of furfaggotry that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own shitty art of what they think an ostrich should look like: fucking retarded. I find it astonishing how almost no one is aware of their existence OTI, with almost no mention of them on any other site, even though it is pretty easy to search for their extensive amounts of shitty porn. One of their specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Something that makes absolutely no sense if you think about how the fuck a bird makes babies. It really makes you scratch your head and wonder how the fuck a BIRD is supposed to function sexually with a HUMAN vagina.

Another strange addition that causes eternal rage throughout the internet is when the birds are drawn WITHOUT FEATHERS. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Who would think that looks any good for any sort of animal character? Finally and the final nail in the coffin for many bird lovers is how they draw the hands and feet occasionally. The feet are sometimes just human feet colored differently, and their hands are also sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. Only. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD?

*Retch* Gallery

Examples of faggotry About missing Pics

• 
  Wow! such amazing art skills!
• 
  Here come the pain...
• 
  An example of the aforementioned feather/winglessness.
• 
  The person that made the tumblr page where most of these come from said that they were recently put in an institution. I can see why.
• 
  Of course there had to be BDSM in there sooner or later...

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

• 
  Not even the Pokemon are safe.
• 
  The gay porn was sure to show up soon as well.
• 
• 
• 
  It wouldn't be faggotry without a little rape...
• 
  Featherfag genderbending transformation fetish.
• 
  Moar gay feather smut.
• 
  EVEN MOAR!
• 
  This was # 271 in a 1,000,000 photo gallery! You couldn't MAKE this shit up if you tried!
• 
  What the fuck is that?!

Featherfag is part of a series on Furfaggotry Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage.