Victor And Valentino

Victor and Valentino is another craptastic steaming pile from the cable TV brain trust that calls itself Cartoon Network that seeks to rip off the X-Files every chance it gets while looking to integrate Spanish culture into American children's acceptance, much in the same way that Blacks gained the foothold of acceptance through TV shows like The Jeffersons, Fat Albert and the saturation of Rap music on all the air waves.

Taking its cues from earlier shows like Dora the Explorer, it looks to normalize Spanish culture by exposing American children to the Spanish language and by pretending that Spanish immigrants are upstanding, law abiding people like any random white family tapping the booming Hispanic demographic that will, within a generation, render white children a marginal minority.

Its whole goal is to portray Spanish families as being equal to white ones while pushing the idea that children are the same no matter where you go, despite the fact that, statistically, white children have a lesser chance of working for a large Mexican drug cartel as compared to the two Beaner main characters, or most of the characters for that matter.

Plot

A cross between Scooby-Doo and The X-Files. Two Mexican children chase after ghosts and monsters, mostly from Spanish culture or having Spanish names like La Chupacabra, that are mostly more cute than scary while sneaking in it's agenda of normalizing Spanish immigration into the US by showing the main characters of Victor and Valentino as decent, hard working and capable of learning lessons from the morality plays that it pushes or as a way to convince young Americans that Mexicans aren't the murderous drug dealers that the news and reality proves that they are.