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Gaston
A sort of popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.
The Man, the Legend, Gaston
Made entirely of Titanium, steel, diamond, and covered in hair, his only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo - he is apparently a dollfag). His other life mission is to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.
Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.
Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.
The Gaston Medleys
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Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics
Play this tune with these modified lyrics every time you're feeling the anti-lulz is killing the internet hate machine.
Gallery
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You're doing it wrong, dumbass.
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The wonders of matrimony.
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Gaston and his army.
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Lookin' handsome all the time.
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
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ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!
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Nobody takes the knot like Gaston.
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The Beast? A challenger appears.
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Gaston likes a nice cup of tea. Let's hope he cleans the crockery afterwords.
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MANLINESS!!
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No one eats their breakfast like Gaston.
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A midget admires Gaston's perfect teeth.
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Gaston makes sure he gets his daily dose of man flesh.
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Gaston about to do what he does best with Belle.
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Gaston after attempting failure for the first time.
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No one spits tobacco like Gaston.
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Gaston on the issue of twilight.
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No one sparkles like......lol wut?
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Gaston thinks of something evil.
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Mud keeps his skin silky smooth.
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Might not seem like it, but Gaston is winning.
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Gaston is larger than life.
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Belgians doing it wrong.
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To boldly go where no man will ever go.
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Look at that chin goddamn
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: So I heard that no ones dick is as incredibility thick as Gaston's, any comments?
- Gary Motherfucking Oak: Incorrect. Not even Gaston can ignore my girth.
See also
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