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Pickles
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"Pickles the Drummer: doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo!"
Pickles is the drummer of the band Dethklok from the lulzy Adult Swim show Metalocalypse. Pickles and the rest of Dethklok are prophesied to bring about the Apocalypse. As he is both Irish and a celebrity, he displays the most prominent traits that are typical of both: he's a firecrotch, an alcoholic and immune to every drug known to man.
Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a glam rock band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for hair metal fans to fap to. He's a native of Wisconsin, comes from a rich family (including an ex-con of an older brother), and speaks with a Yooper accent.
Pickles happened on b, as all cool shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got shooped on Happy Cat, Happy Negro and so on. The thread eventually 404'd, and nothing of value was lost.
Quotes
—Pickles |
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The Rest Of Dethklok
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
"Skwisgaar Skwigelf: taller than a tree"
Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist and GMILF pussy-slayer of Dethklok. Allegedly the "fastest guitarists ins the wayalds." Pluralizes everything, most likely a result of brain damage from Syphilis
—Skwisgaar |
Toki Wartooth
"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"
Dethklok's rhythm guitarist. Like Skwisgaar, Toki speaks in a bastardized form of English, but is slightly more well-pronounced. In contrast to the other members of Dethklok, Toki is a muscular manchild who collects action figures and builds model planes. Despite his soft demeanor, Toki is the only member of Dethklok who is shown intentionally murdering another human being.
—Toki |
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William Murderface
"William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface"
The fat nihilist bassist who noone cares about. Plays bass with his cock. Speaks with a huge lisp. Closet gay. The list goes on.
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—Murderface |
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Nathan Explosion
Vocalist for Dethklok. A big ugly goliath with long, greasy hair, Nathan was created to appeal directly to the Metalocalypse fanbase. Being the vocalist, main character of the show and a Mary-Sue for Brendon Small, Nathan has some pretty lulzy quotes.
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—Nathan Explosion |
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Here's the gallery, Douchebags
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Doing what he does best, besides getting drunk.
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The original "Nooo, nooo, NOOO!"
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Moar exploitable!
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Also exploitable!
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You know Pickles always makes good stuff!
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They call him Chuckles.
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Pickles loves his bandmates!
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Pickles!
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The great thing about being Pickles isn't getting high, it's showing everyone online that I did.
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"Ooon, ooon, OOON!"
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RL version
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It's Puckols
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Shitty art version
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Quick Pickles, put your cool face on!
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Sun Pickles
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SnooPING AS usual douchebags?
Fear of Pickles
Dethlok prepwns faggotry
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Sweaty Basement Dwellers
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Dethklok cosplay geeks
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Dethklok furfags
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Homoskeksual fan art
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Kill them with fire!
See Also
- Adult Swim
- Alcohol
- Black Metal
- Chris-chan, a man(child) afraid of pickles.
- Drugs
- Gingers
- The Nickelback pickle
- Wisconsin
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