Bruce Jenner

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HOLY SHIT Bruce Jenner is still a male!!!1

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Bruce Jenner is actually a tranny.

Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)

Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, and now known as Caitlyn Jenner, is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing a large amount of cosmetic surgeries had fucked his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look, he decided that while he was at it, he would go all in and ~~become~~ stay a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has been obvious all along. Bruce will become the world's first FTF transsexual, not MTF, since Bruce claims to have always been a woman (like Benjamin Button who was born old).

Hilariously failed acting career

With the fame of his glory days long gone, Bruce decided to try and become an actor... bad move.

Besides an endless string of D-list celebrity reality TV shows, the only two movies he's ever been in "Can't Stop the Music" and Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill (which is all about mocking shemales like Bruce) were both either nominated for or won a "Golden Raspberry" award for bad movies, one being for Jenner's own bad acting, making his only achievement in acting being one of the few people to ever be involved in more than one thing that was nominated for a Razzie.

Bruce killed an old lady by texting/smoking while driving

In in February 2015 Bruce killed an old woman.

He was driving around while smoking with one hand, texting with the other and trying to steer with his dick, when he crashed into the car of 70 year old Kim Howe and killing her on the spot.

That's gonna be one lonely dog

Since future-penile-amputee Bruce killed an old lady with his car, the kike lawyers of the Kardashians could smell a lawsuit coming, meaning a prime-time special was imperative because LGBT people can never be criticized thanks to gay bullies and useful idiots online. Bruce claiming to be a woman made him a hero, a greater more inspiring achievement and bigger feat of strength than winning a gold medal in the Summer Olympics. It takes a lot of courage to say something that wins you a new TV show and millions of new fans who will attack anyone who says anything bad about you. Bruce had transitioned to immunity from mockery from everyone as a new member of the Personal Pronouns cult.

Thankfully, this woman's son is suing Jenner. We hope that the case is successful and that Bruce lives to regret his surgery as the other inmates enjoy his faggot ass in jail.

Trying to become a woman

HE SPENT 4 MILLION DOLLARS ON THIS AND HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A DUDE!!!

After becoming old and pudgy and irrelevant, many late night comedians made jokes about Bruce looking more and more like an old lesbian. The Kardashians, seizing on a wave of faggotry sweeping America and a wave of AIDS sweeping Indiana, capitalized on this (just like Lady Gaga capitalized on jokes that she had a penis and "came out" as bi but married a dude anyway). The Klan persuaded Bruce, who nobody gave a fuck about since all his fans died of AIDS in the 80s, into cutting his dick off in order to revive his "career" like John Wayne Bobbitt. Some argue it was Bruce's own idea to mutilate his body because he always wanted to be a Transformer, and to get all the Kardashians off his back and gain any respect. In any case, Kim Kardashian is no longer a talentless vapid whore, she's a socially conscious trans-darling, like Jeffrey Tambor or Felicity Huffman or Jared Leto (all actors who pretend to be something they're not for a living).

Bruce was tired of living a lie: the lie that he was ever famous. In order to set things straight, Bruce had to do something that would make him famous, which in this day and age means revealing to everyone what you do in your bedroom (like Kim Kardashian).

	“	Kim, why are you sending me this? Who is this woman? And why do I care?	„
	—Rob Kardashian, upon seeing Caitlyn for the first time

Bruce's announcement would only be brave if, in fact, he was a man pretending to be a woman, thereby bravely having to go through with his bluff and having to sacrifice his body for the cameras. You would think it would be a relief that he was no longer living a lie, but if he was lying about being a woman you can see how torturous it would be to publicly lie like that, like OJ saying he was still looking for the killer of Nicole Brown Simpson, or Bill Clinton saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", or John Travolta saying he isn't gay.

Jenner will accomplish two goals with this move: let loose his faggot nature that has been urging to get out of the closet for so long and match his family fellows in attention whoring. Being 65, Jenner doesn't have much longer to live and was waiting to die alone, but a sex change is always a good way to exist again for the liberal media and the SJW crowd.

He is now on a journey to become the prettiest, pretty princess in the whole wide world. And Bruce is going to tell his story, his way, now that he's ready to, and now that it's going to be filmed for TV.

Some people think his daughters are prettier, but they are tremendously wrong. Actually, we could safely assert that while Jenner is truly hideous, his daughters are even uglier than him. The only thing they are better at is the ability to maintain a high fat percentage and the tendency to use their celebrity in the worst way possible.

So, after having all the benefits of a man for his entire life, and fathering multiple children with his Y chromosomes present in every cell in his body, and since his life is a joke on a reality show anyway, he decided to surprise everyone at the end of his life by growing his hair longer and declaring that he has been a woman all along, even though he hadn't even cut his dick off yet (Kris Jenner cut off his balls long ago). This claim was verified by the scientific community who could spot his faggotry from space, debunking skeptics who thought women didn't compete in the decathlon in the 20th century.

Bruce's announcement ~~robbed him of his 1976 gold medal~~ carried no consequences whatsoever except having to commit to his publicity stunt and protection of Xir's Wikipedo article and endless cocksucking by the media and Internet and he gets to keep the gold medal which he'll use as a delightful brooch. His relationship with women over the years can be explained by the fact that he is a female lesbian soul in a male body. This was explained by Bruce himself to Diane Sawyer, in a story where God made Bruce the most famous spearchucker in history (until Kanye West came along), but God decided to fuck with him like He fucks with cleft palate babies.

People of bad faith are saying that Jenner just did it for the lulz in order to troll his son-in-law, making sure he embarasses him as much as it is humanly possible in retaliation of West being a world-class cocksucker, drama whore and shitty musician.

Vanity Fair Cover

In a rush to capitalize on this, Vanity Fair decided to stick Bruce on the cover, thus making the oldest 'female' cover star of Vanity Fair a 65-year-old man in a corset.
This was done with the help of no small amount of photoshop being used to ~~make Bruce look like a woman~~... Actually, he still didn't look like a woman, but at least he didn't look like what he usually resembles, which is a burn victim. Feeling empowered, many other trannies started posting pictures of themselves under the hashtag #MyVanityFairCover, but this ended up just being laughable as, without the aid of an entire team of photo-retouching artists to work on them like the ones that were required for Jenner, all their pictures looked exactly like what they actually are:
A bunch of ugly dudes in dresses.

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Just to drive home the point that all trannies are just batshit crazy retards, even Chris Chan himself posted a Vfair cover picture of himself:

The inventor of the sex change says Bruce is just a pervert

One of the biggest opponents of the sex change surgery is one of the people who helped invent it. Ever since he and his pals created it they realized transgenderism is not a real thing and people who want to have a sex change are just crazies that need to be locked up instead of operated on. After careful examination they came to the conclusion that trannies that have tranny surgery not only end up killing themselves anyway at the realization of the abomination that they are, but actually kill themselves 20 times faster!

Since then they have been trying to end the lulz by attempting to get people to stop having sex changes so that the freaks would stop an heroing.
But what does this have to do with Bruce? Well, in one of the articles written by this guy (archive), he says that Bruce displays the classic symptoms of someone with "Autogynephilia".

What is Autogynephilia? A fetish where sick fucks get off to the wish of being the little girl, meaning that they get off sexually to the thought of themselves as a woman. Bruce's sex change was a mistake because he's just a horny freak, not a real person with gender dysphoria.