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Hazbin Hotel
The Hotel of Funny Haha Demons, Hashbrown Motel, Trashbin Hoe-yell or the informal name Hazbin Hotel is an American adult animated musical JewTube cartoon with 'Humour', created by the feminist and genius that is Vivienne 'Zootopia totes copied me, you guys' Medrano. The pilot of the show has been released, but Vivienne hasn't actually released the first episode yet. A bad start already.
Story (so far)
The series follows the parable of the lesbian demon Charlie Magnum, the princess of Hell as she attempts to fulfill her overambitious dream to create a rehabiliation centre for the pedophiles suffering eternal damnation, branded with the We Happy Few-esque name Happy Hotel. Due to severe population from the amount of lolicon enthusiasts entering, the Ministry of Peace arranged a periodical genocide among the tortured souls. Charlie is determined to make the rehab ward real, so she even manages to get a spider demon lady porn star to sponsor for her. Also, her partner is fucking insane. She proposed her amazing idea on live television (why the fuck is there television in a place of suffering), which nobody liked. Some faggot named Alastor, who's a Jewish propagandist and Overlord of Hell and also a deer demon thing, wants to help the Happy Hotel even though he thinks that the concept is stupid.
Main characters
| Name | Description | Picture |
|---|---|---|
| Charlie Morningstar | A recovering drug addict and Bisexual founder of Hazbin Hotel. Looks like an old ventriloquist dummy, but has a more normal body than the other characters' crippled and physically retarded ones. |  |
| Vagina | Lesbian emo demon who has been diagnosed with paranoia. "Girlfriend" of Charlie and the Chief Manager of Hazbin Hotel. Has a quick temper as result of her schizophrenia. One eye lost after psychotic rage, which was surgically patched by an unqualified sinner (probably a zoophile). Also is Salvadoran, but that's shit no one cares about. |  |
| An Angel's Dust | Unfunny tranny porn star with four arms who's well-renouned for his 30 inch cock. Cheap bitch who only volunteered for Hazbean Hotel's rehab program for the free rent. Probably was damned in hell for being a porn star and/or being transgender. |  |
| Alqaeda | Upperclass deer demon and Lord English wannabe who bribed his way into becoming an Overlord of Hell. Works for Satan's radio station by broadcasting Jewish propaganda into the land of damnation for all the whores to listen to. |  |
| Sir Edgelord | Boomer snake demon, and possible homosexual who despite being a retard is one of the most infamous crime bosses in hell. he constantly makes Cringy attempts to be "Hip with the kids". Much to the displeasure of every poor bastard who has to listen to him. |  |
Comedy
Most of the humour in Hashbrown Motel consists of sex jokes and swearing. However, Vivienne deserves the benefit of the doubt since it would be incredibly difficult for a mentally disabled person infected with feminism to create a cartoon like this.
Episode
| No. | Title | Directed by | Written by | Storyboarded by | Original air date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | That's Entertainment | Vivienne Medrano | Vivienne Medrano, Dave Capdevielle, Raymond Hernandez | Vivienne Medrano | October 28, 2019 |
- CURRENTLY ON HIATUS LONGER THAN BERSERK.
Other media
Video game
On the 18th anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks, Bethesda announced the development of a new open-world RPG set in the universe of The Hotel of Funny Haha Demons. On 27 November 2019, Todd Howard released a statement to the press:
—Todd Howard | ||
Live-action movie
Christopher Nolan has confirmed that a Hazbin Hotel live-action movie is under production, but has not yet released an official release date for the movie. This seems familiar.
Helluva Boss
Some JewTuber named Brandon "Hard-on" Rogers (the whose directing experience was when he was making ads for some personal injury law firm in LA) made a spin-off series about some demons running an assassination agency, which is not as awesome as it sounds on paper.
The Amazing Tales of Hazbin Hotel
Good ol' Vivienne announced a new prequel comic about the characters. There's one on her shitty website which I'd doubt you'd read.
The fanbase
The Hashbrown Motel audience are teenagers who have no good taste in comedy, and are normally within within the age of 13-16. Most fans of the show likes Rick and Morty.
Reception
The geek critics
Some (((nerds))) at WhatCulture.com said that Hashbrown Motel is good for an unknown reason.
TV Series
Hazbin Hotel gets picked up by A24 and Bento Box Entertainment for a TV series, because the arrogant Vivziepop gives more of a fuck for a corporate execution than actual quality, because the only thing she wants is money and fame.
What everyone else thinks
Hashbrown Motel has had an incredibly negative presence upon the internet, due to the show's terrible humour and the fact that it has queers in it. However, the delusional fandom thinks that the series is hilarious and deserves 36 Emmys for its creative and original comedy.
Gallery
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A professional critic's reaction after seeing the pilot episode. -
A typical punchline to a Hashbrown Motel joke. -
An average response to a joke's punchline.
Quotes
—The average Hazbin Hotel viewer. | ||
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See also
- Vivienne Medrano -The creator
- Rule 34
- Not funny
- South Park - What the musical webtoon is like.
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