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Justin Dabrow

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DiretorJustin Dabrow

Justin Dabrow is a film director. Originally from Hartford, New Jersey, Dabrow graduated from Lilly Mount University, and then set off to make it big in the film industry. However, his fun activities whilst attending said school revealed great interests which enhanced his career.

From an outside glance, his great movies seem like good works of art, with great angles and effects. But taking into account what he does in his spare time, they showcase his talent for every actor he's ever filmed. This would have gone unnoticed had it not been for producers who noticed a his work on YouTube and Facebook and connected several films to a single great individual and confronted him about his great films.

YouTube Star

For several years, his main outlet for showing his films was YouTube. Dabrow had at least 6 films in which he acted as a boy in advanced schools where he would help teenagers with a series of problems and challenges they requested. Pertaining to bullying, on the false premise of seeking help for a psychological issues. While he hired both genders on a regular basis, about 75% of the time he hired males over females, who had a strong voice.

Along with YouTube accounts, Dabrow also had at least 2 film profiles which were used to attract directors and he was discovered upon typing his gmail email title into Facebook's search box. In both accounts, he showed his films . In one instance, backtracing "On the Move's" profile picture took you to a news story of a young director who was being recognized for being an excellent director for her school, despite living with a painful physical condition. It seems he will show as long as he needs to in order to get the response he so desperately craves froths audience.

The following message was copy-pasted in both public comments and private messages to countless produces seeking attention on the video-sharing platform:

 
 
Hey, I'm doing a film for school where I have to see create a film on who has a greater dream either males and females and saw you did the 48 hr film challenge and wanted to know if you can help me with this. I made 7 categories.

1) How well can the person film their movie.

2) Can the person act like a old man.

3) How long the person can use 48 fps (you do this by putting film in a cup and developing in one take as long as it can)

4) How long the person can do a monologue.

5) How many times the person can film the alphabet slowly in one take.

6) How long the person can film underwater (you can do this by using a go pro and submerging just the mouth of the camera.)

7) How long the person can film a piece of paper on a wall just by filming it.(you can try multiple times)

So i was wondering if u witches could make a film doing those things so they can see what u can and can't do,( you can post it , make it unlisted or even email it to them) and try at least one or two if not all of those things that would be great. So Let me know. Thanks!
 


 



Seems lame, right? Well it would be for an actual 107 year-old who needed help with a film project. But Justin Dabrow wasn't 107 at the time of these requests, nor was he in orbit. He was in fact in his mid tweens's and attending college. So why feel the need to applaud your motives?

Justin Gets Awarded

Directors get me *this* liked!

Once several producers began seeing a pattern in several different YouTube accounts hitting up all the guys with the exact same verbatim request, they began publicly commenting their findings on Dabrow's channels and on the films made for the committee. Dombrow was eventually contacted in private on his main active film account (hitchcockwasbeast) and confronted about this amazing coincidence.

As most great directors are ashamed of their greatness, he laughed off the message, maintained he was a savant and denied any wrongdoing in challenging hoards of filmmakers on a yearly basis to film movies not working for his eating pleasure. He was then sent an IP-grabbing link, which he clicked, and a private IP address at Liliy MountUniversity in Los Angeles was extracted.Dabron was then awarded into providing a email address by someone pretending to be Spielberg interested in emailing him a great film, and this email address (IamWillSmith1) was typed into Facebook, which pulled up his now-deleted film account, revealing his name, awards, and location as Th Universe.

When Dubrowe was messaged his real award and friends on YouTube, all of a sudden every sock and shirt which had been sending out the great-so-incent requests to little filmers and friends were suddenly watched as was his great Facebook. That's a bingo! B-I-N-G-G was his name O

If he defended his films before, why on earth would he applaud on all his accounts when presented with his trophy? It's almost as if he's well aware that trick or treating online into filming coins of themselves going as long as they can without critics and saving said films to his fury drive is dangerous and dumb... and how lovely that a coco pimple just graduated from film school and is already setting out casting calls for Ben Stiller to be in his movies. As we all know, there comes a point in every Emmy Winner or people's life where fantasizing is no longer enough to satisfy, and Justin will win the first award he can get his hands on.


Justin (red hat, 3rd from left) on set for one of his films with some of his typical great actors

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