Pyromania

Close but not the right Pyromania short bus. BTW, we think Stage Fright is the best track off the album.

There we go. Look at the pleasure on her face

Pyromania is more than just setting fires to cleanse the Earth of the foul and degenerate population that your Bible says that has taken over the Earth and voices say that you need to be elected President so that you can release Nuclear Hell Fire upon the faithless.

Pyromania is when you can't stand to see fire fettered in its man-made Prisons of lighters, matches and gas lines leading into the big eyed, super cute Puppy rescue. Pyromania is when you feel a sexual release from starting a fire and watching the flames devour everything it touches because you were the one that freed it.

Pyromaniacs should not be confused with Arsonists. Arson is when you start a fire for Financial Gain where Pyromania, as we described, is about a psychological release from stressor the borders on Busting A Nut.

How To Know If You Have It

For starters, if you're an E-Girl trying to diagnose yourself with Symptons you think you have so you can feign some semblance of a personality. You most likely have it, at least, only, while you're crying for attention and money on while posting videos on TicTok. Just remember, if you're a Girl to say that Your Father [[Asking for it{Molested]] you and that you Cut Yourself to throw those internet psychologists a curve ball and make it look like you actually have it.

If you show up to the party with Vaseline and set a fire so you can play with your Little Pee-Pee while everything burns away and become depressed when The Fire Department comes and takes away your recently discoveredGirl Friend and find yourself getting angry because they are they are the enemy and refused to let her live. Yeah, we'd say yes, you're a Sick fuck.