2016 Presidential Election

Who well become the next president after Barack Obama leaves office? Let's find out..

Candidates

There are currently 14 Candidates still in the race. Because you are too fucking lazy to know who they are, here you go.

Donald Trump - The God Emperor of Mankind. Mostly known for being Rich & Beautiful and having Sexy hair.
Ted Cruz - Texas Senator who is also a smug douche and thinks he is eligible to be president even though he was born in Canada.
Jeb Bush - Dubya's younger and more retarded brother.
Rand Paul - Another candidate in the line of Paultardery.
Carly Fiorina - The Failed CEO of Hewlett Packard.
Marco Rubio - A member of the Gang of Eight (Amnesty).
Ben Carson - The only Black guy on either side and believes that the Pyramids were built to store grain. He's also a Doctor.
John Kasich - Some brat that was a banker for Lehman Brothers when it collapsed along with Jeb Bush.
Mike Huckabee - Ran for president in 2008 and won the Evangelical state of Iowa but lost everywhere else.
Rick Santorum - Again?
Jim Gilmore - Some Governor nobody cares about and remains at 0%, yet he is still in the race.

Hillary Clinton - a corrupt, lying, career politician who's brand is having a Vagina
Bernie Sanders - a Bat-shit insane Socialist who believes in taxing people at 90%.
Martin O'Malley - The Mayor of Baltimore when a bunch of niggers burnt that town down.

Lincoln Chafee (D) - a weakling who was formerly a Republican but has since become a Democrat.
Jim Webb (D) - compared to the others on the Democrat side, he wasn't that bad. That's why he dropped out. He killed a guy.
Lawrence Lessig (D) - some Liberal Harvard Professor who announced too late and ended up going nowhere.