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Barneyfag

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
   
 
Nobody cares who you are

We’ll beat you with a bar

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

You’ll gain many more haters

Your intelligence won’t save you later

Die, you fucking Barneyfag

And you’ll bask in the shadow of your past childhood But jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

Fuck off, you manchild, you fucktard, you loser,

Fuck off, you master of lies and deception, and die!
 


 
 

—One of many poorly written poems by Barneyfag. The fifth line doesn't even match the fucking meter."

   
 
Remember when you were dumb.

You worshipped Barney like a chud. Die, you goddamn Barneyfag. Now there’s just retardation in your eyes. Like the downie that won’t die. Die, you goddamn Barneyfag. You were caught in the crossfire of Leach and Parker. Clutched in their tight grasp. Piss off, you faggot with retarded laughter. Piss off you manchild, you retard, you downie and die. I hope you die in a dune. I hope you die soon. Die, you goddamn Barneyfag. Taught by those who aren’t right. His purpleness filled your sight. Die, you goddamn Barneyfag. You found your own way to ignore smart decisions. Clutched in his tight grasp. Piss off, you dumbass, you failed emission. Piss off, you sperg, you asshole, you degenerate and die!
 


 
 

tl;dr

Barneyfag's worst enemy
According to barneyfag, this image will turn you into a horsefucker (it was animated by DHX)
Thought this was a human? Lies! This was posted by barneyfags to break down your morals, to erode your sense of decency, to make you a horsefucking degenerate!

Barneyfag is a shitposter on 4chan, a site full of normal people discussing a series of niche topics. He, of course, is a genius that, get this, he is AWARE that bronies do indeed exist on this planet, and he is the ONLY one on the face of the earth with the chutzpah to point them out every time anything remotely related to My Little Pony is posted anywhere, all in the name of protecting this pure planet.

Despite being irrationally opposed to bronies, he actually manages to be even WORSE than your everyday horsefucker. If you stumble upon any post by him or his impostors, any response you make, no matter how lucid or eye-opening, will be met with nothing but ad hominem & half-truths and he will disregard it entirely to shitpost some more. He complains about autism despite compulsively spamming his god-awful copypasta every time anything slightly associated with MLP is posted. He complains about degeneracy despite wasting the finite consciousness of his life evading bans just so he can remind everyone for the millionth time of the day that the picture of a generic-looking anime girl is actually from MLP and the OP is trying to impose his "degeneracy". He complains about little girls shows and how liking it is morally wrong despite being a fan of Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball, Littlest fucking Pet Shop, and the video game Splatoon.

But hey, Barney and Friends aired on this one channel right before MLP this one time. That's immensely important.

Origins

The image that started it all

One morning, Barneyfag woke up and decided to stuff his face with the usual Cheetos and Mountain Dew, then he realized that bronies are taking the world (in 2011) by storm. It occurred to him that bronies were literally Nazis, and decided to start this vendetta against them. He stumbled upon the picture on the left and for whatever reason decided that bronies were all "Barneyfags" because some random channel put them back-to-back. He then knew he should head over to Google and look up forum posts comparing Barney to My Little Pony and cherrypick them so he could execute his demented idea of a vendetta on 4chan and the rest of the internet, because there clearly isn't enough anti-brony vitriol on the internet.

Posting Habits

For the past few years, Barneyfag has proudly spent his time being so ultimately triggered by the same things over and over, and yet cannot eke out a unique or original thought about the matter. Not once, not ever. Just a faggy ritualistic poem, and the routine reposting of it serving to satisfy his crippling compulsion without the burden of actually having to create or evolve. He thinks he is saving the world by spamming his garbage everywhere, even though most people that see his posts hate him. Once people started to ignore his posts for the first time, he started making them even longer so more people would notice, thus derailing a thread in which would've been a seemingly normal discussion thread had Barneyfag not noticed the same pixels used in the show. Most of the time, threads are made specifically to troll Barneyfag, which is pretty much the only reason why the fandom even has any relevancy on the site in this day and age aside from them having their own board. He wishes so hard to become a mod, which will never happen since they ban him everytime he posts and he ban evades every time, sometimes more than once in the same thread.

On top of his retardation on 4chan, he also has a page on Deviantart[1] where he posts the same cherrypicked images and Brony quotes taken out of context.

Such a well-minded individual

Hypocrisy

Barneyfag likes Nintendo games.
Barneyfag clearly has patrician taste in art.

Barneyfag is ironically a bigger embodiment of autism than the majority of bronies. Unlike bronies, who watch the show because they enjoy it, he watches the show just so he can know the references that posters make and hamfistedly lose his mind over them. His obsession with miniscule relations to the show is so extreme that he stopped liking one of his beloved bands because a Brony was playing the song. It was to his music what Twilicorn was to bronies. As stated before, Barneyfag enjoys kids shit like Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gumball, Littlest Pet Shop, Splatoon, and probably more since Barneyfag doesn't want to ruin the narrative of him being the true perfect human being.

Gallery

These images will trigger Barneyfag.


See Also

Barneyfag is part of a series on

Chans

Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage.

Barneyfag is part of a series on

Memes

Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

Barneyfag is part of a series on My Little Pony

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