Hawaii
Hawaii is one of the 50 states of America, and of only two offshore states (Alaska being the other one). Notable for being the site of the Pearl Harbor bombings, extremely high real estate and old white people everywhere. The weather is hellish; extremely hot and humid. Even Florida isn't as bad as here. You have to call in exterminators to cleanse your house or apartment of insects once every week, or else your place will be swarming with horrifying and giant bugs hell bent on biting the shit out of you. Centipedes, spiders and tarantulas are everywhere and definitely out to get you- they're probably even in your food. A bite from one of the centipedes will put you in the hospital for a week.
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A map of the area. Only one of the islands is habitable. -
Your new friend.
Notable Residents
- Nigahiga - once the most popular Youtuber back in the day.
- Barack Obama - Born and raised here.
