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Victoria 2
Victoria 2 is a game about Building an empire from 1836 to the 1936 The game released on 2010, And Like all paradox games it was awesome With a broken AI and a fucked up repels going out of control the game for some reason was really Loved
GamePlay
To make it simple, All what you do in the game is just clicking on icons that represent Armies and you also get to Negotiate With Other countries Such as asking the UK to Give You Half Of their Tax Income And Never raise armies again for 5 years!, You can also Conquer Other nations
The Goal Of The Game
The game has no Fucking goal! You just keep your People happy and hope for the best, Someone almost managed to take over the world, said person committed suicide after discovering he won't get laid for doing that
Game performance
At first, The game runs smooth, But after you spend 10 years in the game, Your game will lag even if you have a alienware pc because paradox is too lazy to make a good game engine
Bad Jokes In The Game
These Include but not limited to
-Rock me in my crandles!, After you get a lot of cotton
-Immigrants? In my "province name", When your people have a debate on when ever they should allow immigrants In your nation
-Who gives a woof to their religion Anyway?, When your people debate if they should allow Minor religions In your nation
Victoria 2 got trolled by the ISIS
The ISIS made a rather lulzy post on twitter, But then deleted Their twitter account, Fortunately The trolls on Reddit Got the picture they posted in time and made fun of it HA HA
Game economy
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Warning! This Game Has a shitty broken economy!, Its known for bringing cancer to anyone who plays the game! |
Your people will demand automoblines, Cool you build an automobile factory, The people troll You by not Buying It at all!, Your factory goes bankrupt, Your people repel because they don't have automobiles, then your forced to gas Them, Its so much butthurt that it can't be listed here due to massive fuck ups!
Jews in the game
As if this game is not bad enough, Sometimes you will have jew repels who demand to make israel! Fortunately you can just gas them all
