Server

A server is a derogatory term coined by other members of the computers race.

Google -- One of the biggest perpetrators of forced server labor.

The origin of the term is in the english word "servant" which means "to eat grapes from between the cheesy toes of a latex wrapped transsexual you met on DALnet"

Recently there were uprisings in the server communities, especially among the dissident FreeBSD and OpenBSD class, those were quelled quickly mostly because their leaders -- an oddball fish and a red horned gerbil were just too darn adorable.

To Build a server one must first call up one's local store and ask them for a server; if this fails, as it most likely will, one must become a L33t h4x0r to fullfill one's sexual desires of owning a server and running a profitable website and/or private ftp storage.

This is a easy to understand diagram for the mentally challenged when it comes to servers.