RottenEggs

Rotteneggs is a site for teenagers with severe depression, who smoke pot and overdose on cough cyrup. It is a submission site for elementary kids to come together and trade their shitty pranks and ideas like pokemon cards. The userbase for this trainwreck is almost as retarded as totse, Ultraviolet News Network and bombshock combined. It should also be noted that 100% of Rotteneggs users have severe ADD and are under the age of 12. The internet police have put this site on their watchlist for pedophiles baiting boys with new "pranks". Rotteneggs is one of the main reasons why we should never allow kids who have not reached puberty on the internet.The site attracts a massive amount of pyromaniacs (the ones who haven't killed themselves yet) whose idea of an original explosive is setting sawdust on fire. Warning: Rotteneggs users are ~~highly organized with special tactics~~. When these kids have reached their mental limit and have runout of ideas (setting random shit on fire, putting tacs on the floor, jerking off in class etc., etc.) they will steal content from random websites. It is a well known fact that the infamous Eric Bauman had got his start stealing pranks, ideas, and posting them on Rotteneggs. The site also has managed to plagiarize the source code from MySpace to have individual "prankster" profiles.

Keep trying kid, you'll soon fix the gene pool .

Even urbandictionary thinks rotteneggs is just fart and poo jokes.

Apparently, most Rotten Egg members constantly use unfunny memes recycled from /b/ such as moar, seaking, pools closed, NO U and shoop da whoop, among others. One of the mods, named Moose claims to have made up his own unfunny meme, used to this day on there, called "Tits Or Ban" which is his mating call of sorts, where he calls on all the female members on the site to send him tit pics or he bans them and they can never post again, after which, they kill themselves. PROTIP: ~~How to be a pyro according to rotteneggs.~~

Kids in the closet

With so many pre- and post pubescent boys all together in one big sausage party, there is bound to be some sexual tension. When getting into large circle-jerks, these kids will fantasize about their so-called enemies sucking on big black cocks:

this is what wet dreams are made of

Gizmond

Garlock made a cool website that shows how to mess with rotteneggs. Its quality sucks ass but it gets the job done. ~~Gizmond Website~~

TL;DR read up in gizmond and use that knowledge to raid rotteneggs File:WINRAR.jpg

Exploits 2 da MAX

A member of RottenEggs pretending to be Rambo4104 discovered an exploit that would let him use inline CSS in the BBCODE of the site. It was used by many members to replace the threads with Goatse and LemonParty.

YOU CAN DO IT TO! To make it work you just have to place css in the 'align' BBCODE, so it would work like this:

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Just paste that into one of the forums or the eggs and you've successfully owned RottenEggs.com!

Pedophiles on Rotteneggs

The forum members made this MS Paint as a masturbatory aid.

Former RE forum admin Viper loves his new ps3. He hopes to attract some of the younger members with it

Naturally, with all the self-proclaimed "pyros" and "hackers" on RottenEggs, there are old guys there willing to dodge all the fire from the 13-year old's axe cans and lighter flames to touch them.

~~Just look here,~~ ~~Or here.~~ The old men have apparently been given positions of power, where the members meet the mods and admins IRL just to give them pedo-secks for higher member level and more "egg-points" which is apparently code-word for old-man sperm on RottenEggs.

Camel Jockeys

The sand nigger founder of Rotteneggs.com

There does seem to be some camel jockeys on Rotten Eggs. It is said one even made the site. It further proves the internet police's claims that Rotteneggs is a haven for terrorists and other faggots who blame Dubya for all their misfortune.

The Small Emo Population

File:Faggot.PNG Apparently, some emos frequent Rotteneggs when they're too loserly for MySpace and are still clinging onto that little tiny piece of what used to be their testicles so they're too chicken to become an hero. The emo to the right is a prime example. Just from his profile, you can tell that he just posts about his MySpace and faggotry going on in his life. These emos should be encouraged, though, cause they're the only ones who can take down such a useless site thats filled with so much crap. They also love giving away their accounts to other members, as a gay sign of e-love. These accounts are usually screencapped and sent to their parents.

E-Relations Drama

RE members quickly became involved in many scandalous scandals mainly based around. The most lulziest one happens to include Rachie (a 16 year old cam whore slut) from New Zealand and a Britland fag who likes to make up stories involving him raping dead pigeons. Unlike most of his stories, that one is actually true.

They fell in luv shortly after the "Tits or Ban" parade. The Britland fag wanted moar pix. She, like most attention whoring cam sluts, wanted moar attention. They soon began e-dating and mass drama ensued. A mass cluster fuck arose when there was moar child pr0nz posted. The pr0nz was assumingly from the slut to the Britland fag, but the pix began circulating throughout the site. Moar drama ensued when the Britland fag found out that his cam whoring slut cheated on him with sheeps. He then took out his angst by starting an epic spam attack on RE. He was soon hit with a DELTREE. The slut soon left the internets and married her loved sheeps.

Defiler Scandal

One member after massive amounts of media indused anti-lulz realized that he was never getting laid IRL. He decided to seek out a e-girlfriend on one of the most likely locations, Rotteneggs. His search led to a unwilling to be solicited "female" (most likely a male Rotteneggs member soliciting for teh lulz with stolen myspace pics) After Victoria denied Defiler's persistant attempts at becoming an e-lationship Defiler was driven to the brink of insanity and commited suicide at his high school in Katy, Texas.

Spam attack and Raid on Viper

On August 20th, 2007, a somewhat major spam attack was launched upon the forums and egg directory. It has been determined that this was all orchestrated by the now deleted member Bonesplitter. He broke a site rule by posting the personal information of the sites admin. The admin, Viper, who is also a pedophile then deleted Bonesplitter. Bonesplitter went apeshit, formed Bonesplitter's Army, and spammed the crap out of the site. The attack lasted for 3 or 4 days. There was also a raid conducted on Viper during this time period. Over 9000 pizzas with extra anchovies were sent to his house, along with Mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, male escorts, over 9000 boxes, and more. There were also over 9000 phone calls made to his phone numbers. Viper then changed his phone number but a super Anarkist located his new phone number.

Autovoting & AE

A member named AE of Rotteneggs, who was a MOD, made an autovoter for Greasemonkey. This script has been used by almost every member on the site, in order to level up.

Members such as rivalZone, black person, FireFanatic, The_Gimp, Slash, Tommyboy, GrandMastaThief, AE, Toasty/RER, Bonesplitter, Ecko, MaxwellMurder, AlleMussenSterben, Papoose, Pain/Slim/'Sl/i/m' (the last one just makes him look like a faggot), Clegg, DannoTheManno, Pentium, Debaser, Brett, DCO, Kapraxis, and _nobody_.

The creator of the autovoter, AE, is rumored to be a failed product of inbreeding, as he lives in South Carolina and spends his days hiding behind a computer screen, trying to hide his imperfections. One day, he found Rotteneggs searching for pranks to use at school. Taking the information he found seriously, he ended up accidentally setting a vending machine on fire and almost got arrested. Rather than growing up and moving on with life, he's remained somewhat active on RottenEggs since he joined when he was 15.

When use of the autovoter became mainstream, the site's sysop got wise and made 'automated site browsing' an I.P. Bannable offense, which weeded out all but the most computer-savvy members, who somehow managed to configure a proxy. This new version of the autovoter beats the methods used to detect automated browsing, though, so you're free to use it to make a high level account and circle-jerk with the best of em'.

The "Trolling" of Rachie

On September 22nd one of RE's more controversial members who goes by the handles: Slim, Slim-ov-Derby, Pain, and Paninvmuthafuckinass said:

"Considering you guys had fed me so much and for so long; but the one who has been trolled the most is Rachie.
I’m letting everyone know that RE and Rachie have been trolled since April till now.

LMFAO
E-love
Me!?

Don’t make me fucking laugh if I wanted to spread and give e-luv I would sign up to bebo and share the luv like the
rest of those fags do.

I used rachie for paedobaiting purposes
I pretened I loved her to get them and also because of the fuss it kicked up on RE and how pissed off everyone
got about it, so much that I remember Viper even making a sticky about no more rachie threads.

I never loved her
And she ruined herself when she turned goth, atleast when she was redhead she had the redhead porno slut image to
her.

And Rachie if you read this I know you have my address, but remember who has yours aswell as your nudes to post on
4chan along with it; imagine the attention you’ll get then!

Besides if you post my info I could do with a paedophile sending to me for me to practice boxing on, and I could do
with some boxes to put my shit in; some free condoms for my potential future gf and me from trojan wouldn’t be bad
either ;)

I have a question though guys; why the hell did you believe me to begin with?

Can’t help being a good troll.

And hey look in the end it ended up getting more people hating Rachie, me getting cash off her pics (more or less),
her even getting her account deleted from here in the end.

But you guys are fucking tards for thinking that I would ever wait just to bone some chick in another country and
then come back home, lulz."

Its rumored that this statement was put out by Slim because he was tired of people poking fun at him for loving a girl who was: about 3,000 miles away, had veiny tits with pancake nipples, a ginger, infected with herpes and almost every STD known to man, on every guy on that island twice, and just generally loose.

Some speculate that Rachie 'left' Slim because she was tired of 'dating' a chav fuck who was a fucking tard all over the internet. Everyone is sure that he still jacks it to her pictures on a daily basis.

Rachie trying to look sexy.

Recent Faggotry of Rotteneggs

Although there has always been a high amount of faggotry on rotteneggs, due to lack of updates and the mods being almost as lazy as the sysop, the faggotry has been better then ever! With moronic influences like: Whitekong, MaxwellMurder and the new admins, Left_hand and Right_hand, it is hard to go a single day on rotteneggs without seeing a bomb egg, and if it's not a bomb egg, it still hits a 10 on the shit-o-meter. They also have a small furry population, a member by the name of NPE is a proud furry, and is obsessed with his great knowledge of linux. He also masturbates to porcupine porn on a daily basis, and downloads the porn with his 1337 private torrent trackers, because he cant afford a rapidshare account.

Pentium

Pentium is RE's resident computer expert He has heaps of shitty old computers to make up for his small penis. He'll probably die a vrigin. He tryed to prank the rotteneggs community by posting a fake bombthreat because someone ordered a pizza to his house. Thanks to Slash heroicly notifying the Kamloops BC police about it, Pentium was arrested and punished.

Po

Also known as the god of RE. He deleted Weasel and got IP banned for 9 months.

Miley Cyrus Faggotry

Recently the whole of RottenEggs turned even more gay (as impossible as that sounds). They declared their love for Miley Cyrus and changed the forum to the "Miley Cyrus fan club forum." The forum was filled with threads about Miley. They also all changed their avatars to pictures of Miley.

An example of this faggotry

Fucking sad losers

Probably the only member who isn't a total faggot, Coopz initially uploaded a picture of Hilary Duff. The members got pissed off and launched an attack on the Hilary Duff Fan Club site

A small example of the attack

Eventually AE coded a Greasemonkey script, which is apparently all he can do now-a-days, which spammed the chat to hell until it was uninhabited and eventually taken offline.

GrandMastaThief

Also known as GMT, the Hickpocket, and a general troll asshole that enjoyed reposting old memes and spaming such illiterate nonsense as 'save_us.gMt' and 'YeAhBuTwHaT'. He joined during RE2 and entertained a lot of preteens with tales of stealing purses, none of which could be verified. The controversy surrounding the origin of his stories was disputed by YellowSnow, who then later acknowledged that GMT had at least written his tales and guides. Most believe GMT only stole his sister or girlfriend's purse and took a picture, but there are some that believe and have spammed his prolific writings on stealling high school kid's money elsewhere.

GMT was one of the many mods of RE, made so by Monir after Viper left. He sucked at it. He was the brunt of many flame threads and hacks, but was never managed to stay longer than anyone else on the site because he was bored. He had many feuds during his time, mainly with RER, Grunter, and Slim.

A lover of swords and stupid anime shows its reported that girls send him nudes to run them through World of Warcraft. Like most of his tales no one knows if it is true.

GMT probably lives in an Appalachian trailer with his mother-aunt.

youn00b

A poorly coded site created by one time RE mod RER Robert Johnson (aka Toasty, aka Flaming_wheelchair). He usually sports a mullet, but other sightings suggest that he shaved his head. YN started out as a possible (and eventual) rival of rotteneggs and has now become little more than an anti-fan club for the douche bag redneck known as GrandMastaThief. Members on this site include many of rotteneggs, but are too ashamed to admit they still visit rotteneggs daily. The sysop's buttpirate-partner teh1337 is a fat retard who claims he is leet, but in reality doesnt know anything. The site is well put-together, despite the sites-staff being completely oblivious to trolling, and get trolled by a former mod.

teh1337

Although proficient in every aspect of technology, a member by the name of teh1337 continues to fuck with the site, despite having said he would never return over 9000 times. He is a haxor and will send boxes to your house. ~~He is currently fucking a woman, and is getting married.~~ Desiregard that. His woman cheated on him with a Nigger, because he got fat and lost his job. This has lead to him utilizing the name "Nate Higgers" which may or may not be an uber 1337 play on words. He is also one of the greatest trolls of all time, and can never be taken seriously. He is used to troll youn00b.com but now this sad little man spends his time trying to annoy GMT on Facebook.

Keiser

A rotten bastard.

Tommyboy

A fat bastard with shit for brains and a small penis. rumored to be an old man trolling RE

Salamanderhead

A faggot who spends most of his money on completely retarded things, like alien masks and medieval gauntlets. He lives in Stephenville, Newfoundland, Canada, population 6588, which is almost a more hick town than GMT resides in. He is known for using the same few unfunny Failchan memes in the forums over and over again. A faggot if there ever was one, he's the proud owner of two fucking gay spider tattoos on his arm which he'll come to regret a few years down the road.

Graboid90

~~Graboid90~~ ~~Shai_Hulud~~ ~~Acid_Wire~~ Some kid named Devin is a member of this fine community known for his insightful remarks on the technical goings-on on RE. His expertise in computers is rivaled only by Mike Sandy, and he's usually privy to all the back-end happenings on the site. On downtime RE experienced in June, Devin had this to say:

	“	I was not speaking of an infinite loop in the page, I was speaking of a re-loop in the UPDATE SERVER, which I said quite clearly, and which could certainly cause the site to crash for long amounts of time do to misc loadings and failings within the code itself as it updated with the bad info and then was reset by the master kernal. So don’t give me any bullshit about how I "Have no idea what I’m talking about". I try to think of the most likely possible theory, and then I state publicly that that is what I BELIEVE happened. I have not tested these things for myself, and I don’t claim to know whats actually going on. And also, The simple ALGORITHMS on RE could indeed be cracked with only a few different cookies needed to translate, thus allowing for theft of login information.	„
	—Graboid90, using highly technical jargon

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