Quaaludes

Quaaludes are the best drug, this shit was popular back in the ’70s and every disco fanboy munched these pills down like they were candy. Nowadays you have to get them from some pajeet through the deep web. They are popular in South Africa and was Jordan Belfort's favorite drug (which he washed down with champagne). Notoriously famous for making anal sex even easier for rapists of all demographics, Quaaludes eventually went extinct sometime last Thursday.

Hardest Fucking Drug To Get Your Hands On

In 1965, the Frenchies released a brand name of methaqualone called Quaalude it took until 1972 for disco to get popular amongst Americunts, the fun lasted until 1985 when the partyvan banned the shit completely. Now you can only get it from Mexico in the form of sopors or sopor powder, or on the deepweb from dothead pill peddlers.

The Experience

	“	As I was walking at what felt like a normal pace, the sidewalk kept rising with each step until finally my face met the ground.	„
	—a Quaalude user, describing the Quaalude experience

Pop one of these bad boys into your mouth and you’ll develop a calm, relaxed feeling like any benzo or barbiturate. The difference is that sex on quaaludes is fucking awesome, it was the love drug before ecstasy was popular.

The Experience

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Rape Use

A quaalude is a delicious alternative to roofies, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski^✡ both used this delicious stuff to get pussy, so slip one into a girl’s drink! It’s the only way You will ever get laid