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Joel Hawkins

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This little page here is for a special person, read on to hear about the saddest excuse for a person in history.


About

Joel Hawkins, real name Marcus Caparco, is a 17 year old furry from the state of Rhode Island. Joel spends most of his time trying to attempt to draw furries, asking for art trades, or playing video games. He never goes outside and never has anything better to do. Joel has a terrible history of cheating, lying, stealing, and many other terrible aspects. Joel has many medical issues such as autism and ADHD, probably with a lot more, but currently unknown to the public at this time. Joel has a terrible online reputation as well as a bad real life one. Joel promotes self harm, suicide, racism, and makes fun of people with issues, such as cancer, autism, ect. Please stay away from this person. Life is a joke for him.

All known about user

From many personal experiences, old friends, new friends, even from people who don't know Joel, we can include a lot from him. Many things come up as he is a liar, a cheater, manipulator, abuser, disgusting person, lazy, ect.

From many stories told to the writer, and other people, Joel has cheated in many relationships. He has a disgusting obsession with roleplay. Roleplay means "the acting out or performance of a particular role, either consciously (as a technique in psychotherapy or training) or unconsciously, in accordance with the perceived expectations of society with regard to a person's behavior in a particular context." -Taken from Google. He loves to roleplay things for users who are 18 and older. In other words, NSFW, or not safe for work. Sexual remarks, actions, ect. Joel is 17 years old, and is not of legal age to do anything sexual, not even draw NSFW, which he does. Do not buy or trade NSFW work from this user, for which you could be arrested and fined.

Joel loves to play victim. "Victim playing (also known as playing the victim or self-victimization) is the fabrication of victimhood for a variety of reasons such as to justify abuse of others, to manipulate others, a coping strategy or attention seeking." -Taken from Google. He loves to put the blame onto other people, when he knows things are definitely his fault. Joel will make fun of you any way he can. Making fun of suicide, self harm, diseases, mental issues, gender issues, anything he can get up he will use to make fun of you. He loves to draw other's characters in a terrible way, such as shooting themselves, cutting themselves, ect.

Joel also loves to get art. Free art, not paid art. Most of the time he is only your friend if you can make decent art. Joel has multiple pieces of art from great artists, for free. He usually asks for art trades, where he just half asses his work terribly, just to get it done. He puts no effort what so ever into any of his art, and if he does, he needs to seriously step it up still. For being 17 years old, his art looks as if an 11 year old did it.

Joel is 17 years old, and stuck in the 11th grade with one or even multiple 10th grade classes. He owes multiple sheets of work for each class. He usually spends his time connecting to the school wi-fi as he spends his time on Facebook or Skype. He never pays attention in class. Just sits in the back, plays around, draws, or daydreams. He's going to be stuck in school forever, it looks like.

Funniest part, his artwork

The fact that this user thinks his artwork is the best, is a damn lie. It has no purpose to even be made, anatomy is very off center, nothing makes sense. His NSFW work is just terrible. Assholes look like a lifesaver gummy and penises look very off, despite the fact he has one. He has no idea how to draw an ass, or a vagina, or any idea how to just draw right in general, if you just look at the way he draws. His style is inspired from the popular TV shows Regular Show and Rick and Morty. The mix of the two and NSFW is not good. (Look on his Furaffinity. If wanted more evidence of anything from this article, our team will upload things onto here soon.)

He's traced a car in his works before, never gave proper credit. He also loves to take backgrounds off of google and just throw that in there like he's a big shot.

 
Car trace in question


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Character Theft

As from the maker of this page, and one of my personal friends, we have discovered his designs are mostly ripped from other people. His weasel fursona is a half stolen design, along with pretty much all of his characters. Old friend of his, Scotty (  scottthemutt) , has had his character designs and ideas stolen straight out from under him. Scotty had the idea to make a character based off of the species named "Andrewsarchus". Joel then later came up with a character of the same extinct species. Joel has an odd obsession to make all of his characters a cyborg or glow. Stupid basic furry. Another case where Scotty made a deer fursona, Joel later made one and named it Slater. A deer furry with the body shape of a metal spoon. Joel then later pressured Scotty into making the characters brothers. (I'm sure Joel has an incest fetish going on. Nasty 17 year old...)

Let's wrap the stories up

All in the end, more of this will probably be evaluated and added every day. Bottom line is stay away from this person, he will only use you for art, friendship, rp, anything he can get out of you. He will pressure you into many things and is just a terrible person in general. Please do not art trade with this user unless you want a lifesaver asshole. Pretty much in all just don't let him get to your friends either, he just makes everyone's life harder with his bullshit and lying. Just wants free art of his characters. Don't give him any personal info, he's like a parasite, loves to suck everything out of you until you're dead.

Again, for the love of god please stay away from this child, stay away unless you like being hurt.

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