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HIDDENLOL

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HIDDENLOL (also HDL, not to be confused with high density lipoprotein) was originally an offshoot of HUGELOL created as a dumping ground for memes deemed too offensive to be posted on the main site. Since this great schism, HIDDENLOL became one of the most bestest meme websites on the internetz, culminating in 2016 during the election campaign of Donald Trump, when the site became saturated with thousands of anti-spic and anti-sandnigger and Hitler memes.

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Professional HIDDENLOL video outro, created during the golden age of HIDDENLOL, 2016

Since it's peak time running up to Brexit and Trump, HIDDENLOL has been in decline, as all the funny meme-lords have left and the site is now dominated by genuine nazi fundamentalists with amorphous genitalia and zero sense of lulz.

A regular contributor to HIDDENLOL is known as an HDLer.

TL;DR: There are no memes here anymore, only FAGGOTS and nostalgic, emotional videos about the dearly departed Onkel Adolf.

Subject matter

Niggers

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Evolutionary anthropologist raises important issues on HDL

HIDDENLOL's hatred of niggers is sufficient that the site's patrons will engage in highly intellectual discussions on nigger cladistics and evolution. It is unknown whether there are any niggers among the HDL community, but if there are they are most probably keeping quiet in the hope that one days their race will no longer be so hated.

Muslims

HIDDENLOL has a particular hatred for muslims, and despise muslims due to their hatred of free speech, free thinking women, drugs and sexual lewdness. Ironically, HDL users nowadays typically hate free speech, free thinking women, drugs and sexual lewdness. In fact, the average HDLer is so far gone that their political beliefs are closer to those of ISIS than to anyone else.

Jews

Like all sensible people, the denizens of HIDDENLOL are all in agreement that the Jews should be exterminated. However, whilst some merely view them as an annoyance, others are convinced that OMFG TEH JOOS CONTROLL EVVRYTHING JACOB ROHTHCHILD OWNS ALL TEH BANKS ON EARTH EXCEPT IRAN AND NORTH KOREA AND THATS WHY 'MURICA HATES THEM BOTH OMMFG!!!!!!!1

Trump

Trump is revered by HDL. He was the main subject of interest during the golden age of HDL, in 2016.

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One man manages to keep faggots attention for a whole year













Manlyness and racial purity

The average HDLer is paranoid about the trillions of different things that the man and the Jews are doing to invade his mind, destroy his peepee and mate his wimminz with a nigger. They will not hesitate to warn others about the great dangers that are lurking around every corner.

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Hrvatscuck schools the Prophet Muhammad on the Jewish poisons of fap, whores, pr0nz and weed.


Gore

Although rarer nowadays due to sheer volume of softboi pussies on the site, gore still rears it's head now and again to scare the resident faggots off the site. Most gore content is stolen from BestGore. Footage from LiveLeak of people dying in hilarious ways is also quite popular.

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RIP grandpa
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Sandnigger falls to her death

Porn

Porn is HATED by the current inhabitants of HDL because it is MUH JEWISH. As a result, posting porn on HDL is a great method of trolling.

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Example of pr0nz






How to troll on HIDDENLOL

Although historically a meme website, HDL is now full of mealy mouthed faggots with tiny anuses needing a serious pounding. As a result, trolling these cunts is probably easier than trolling liberals, if you know how:

  • Say anything bad about Donald Trump
  • Say anything bad about Adolf Hitler
  • (For British HDLers) Pretend to be British police ("Police Constable") and tell them they have been reported for hate crimes, the punishment for which is an unlimited fine and up to SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON.
  • (For German HDLers) Pretend to be German police ("Kriminalkommissar") and tell them they have been reported for violating Strafgesetzbuch (StGB) 86 Verbreiten von Propagandamitteln verfassungswidriger Organisationen (TL;DR: Ban on spreading propaganda against the state). Also tell them they have violated urheberrecht (copyright). Both these crimes carry a sentence of at least 100 years in Auschwitz.
  • Say that the Germans deserved their treatment after the First World War
  • Say that the Germans deserved their treatment after the Second World War
  • Say anything positive about communism
  • Say anything positive about globalism
  • Say anything positive about any kind of drug, including alcohol, weed, tobacco or coffee
  • Say anything positive about Angela Merkel, Jeremy Corbyn, Francois Hollande, Emmanuel Macron, Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren or Barack Hussein Obama
  • Say that all races are equal
  • Say that race mixing brings benefits
  • Say that the Chinese will replace White People
  • Say that Muslims will replace White People
  • Say that Niggers will replace White People
  • Say that Mexicans will replace White People in the US
  • Say that Guns should be banned in the US
  • Say that immigration control should be relaxed
  • Claim that homosexuality is natural/normal
  • Claim to be a vegan
  • Promote soy, quorn or vegetables
  • Call Donald Trump a globalist
  • Post gore on HDL
  • Post porn on HDL
  • Post loli on HDL
  • Post gay porn on HDL
  • Say that HUGELOL is a good meme site
  • Say that 9GAG is a good meme site
  • Say that MEMECENTER is a good meme site
  • Post content brazenly stolen from any of the above mentioned sites
  • Show them this page

See Also

External Links

HIDDENLOL - The Site