Fetish

A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (normally acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the FBI determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.

You like all these!? You're polymorphically perverse, mate. Here's another map y'dirty cunt.

Drama-generating techniques

Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.

Fetishes with an ED article

Acrotomophilia - sexual attraction to amputees Aquaphilia - sexual attraction to seeing others underwater, wet, and/or in swim gear Arborphilia - tree huggers, meet tree fuckers Auto-erotic asphyxiation - asphyxiating one's self for sexual stimulation, usually with something around your neck Balloon Fetish - their favorite things to fuck are inflatable pool toys and blow-up animals BDSM - bondage/discipline, slave/master, puppy play Bestiality - animal fuckers Cast Fetish - casts can apparently be hot or something Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit Dolljoints - fetish for those who want to fuck Rozen Maiden characters Foot Fetish - mmm, feets, the stinkiest part of the body, so appealing Furry - those people who dress up in furry animal costumes, roleplay as animals, and draw cartoon art of animal people fucking other animal people Guro - images of anime girls being murdered Eproctophilia - people who get off on flatulence Infantilism - adult babies, people who aren't babies who wear diapers and shit them Inflation - sexual arousal of seeing/having something or someone pumped dangerously full of air Macrophilia and Microphillia - sexual arousal of giant and miniature versions of people/things, usually crushing the shit out of your town Objectophilia - people who lust for objects instead of body parts

Olfactophilia - sick fucks who get off to being near Pakis Partial Unbirthing - sticking your head into a (fat) woman's vagina Pawfur - furry version of foot fetish Pedophilia - adults who prey on children who haven't reached an age of sexual arousal/reproduction yet Plushophilia - for those who place strategic holes in their stuffed animals Statuephilia - these guys had a lot of fun in art class Mechanophilia - car fuckers Necrofur - furries + necrophilia Shibari - Japanese practice of tying people up Unbirthing - returning to the womb for who the fuck knows why Voraphilia - sexual arousal of being eaten alive/swallowed whole Xenophilia - alien fuckers Xenuphilia getting sexual excitiment from making the masturbation gesture every time someone like Tom Cruise or Lea Remini talks.

Fetishes without an ED article

• Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are crippled.
• Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
• Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
• Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
• Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
• Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
• Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. The leading cause of transgenderism.
• Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
• Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
• Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing/getting rape
• Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
• Cheirophilia: Hand fetishism
• Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
• Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (see Foot Fetish)
• Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
• Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
• Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
• Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
• Erotophonophilia: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
• Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
• Fecophile: sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
• Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants → LULZ
• Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
• Hybristophilia: attraction and sexual interest in criminals. Commonly associated with Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez. Also see Columbiners.
• Mazophilia: aroused by boobies.
• Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
• Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
• Politicophilia: Sexually aroused by politics
• Sthenolagnia: Sexually aroused by muscles. (look at those proteins)
• Urolagnia (Watersports): Sexual attraction to golden showers, drinking piss, seeing someone piss their pants, the smell of piss, and in other cases, holding your piss as long as possible and walking around with a full bladder
• Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.

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  Droid fetish
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  Masturbating with lingerie is a very common and enjoyable fetish.
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  Even b/tards aren't immune.
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  The Dracula of gay sex.
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Faggot fetishes

Since they are already disgusting immoral perverts to begin with, faggots have more fetishes than normal people. When they cannot find porn of their favorite fetish, they have to make it themselves. In the age of the internet this means that fetishes for which there are no existing names can be found all over the place, due to the AIDS-spreading antics of these anally-fixated amateurs.

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People who have fetishes

• Sick fucks
• Furries
• Japan
• Weeaboos
• Dorian Thorn
• Bronies
• You

See Also

• Pig bottom
• Cum slut
• Queen
• List of Sex Moves
• Piss
• Shit
• My Tiny Dick
• BDSM
• Shadman

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