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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 13, 2025

RECONQUISTA, literally “the reconquering” or “the taking back” in Spanish, is a stoned out of their fucking minds crazy ass Mexican idea that the South West United States can be taken back by Mexico. The idea mostly came about from the dying off of the last good brain cell of an unemployed Illegal Mexican Immigrant as he was smoking Meth and watching Hetalia on Netflix using someone's stolen bandwidth, and had a dream that the Aztec Gods told him that he must take back what was once Aztlan for them. With a true stoner's conviction he pushed the idea thinking it'd make him the Che of the US but forgot about it right after he took a nap. Unfortunately, he told others about it.
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