Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 11, 2023

Money

Money^✡ is a term that refers to the medium of exchange in any standardized system of trade. Ancient cultures had yet to invent bullshit, and so all of their 'money' was actually just a standardized form of barter - they traded a socially agreed upon amount of a certain precious commodity such as salt, or white gold, for goods.

Modern money has the advantage of not having any worth but what is socially agreed upon, because it is now made out of largely worthless metals, and fibers. Allegedly these worthless representations of wealth are backed by massive reserves of precious metals, specifically Jew Gold. In practice, however, nobody really cares as long as you can still afford a slushie.

IT IS THE FUCKING THING THAT THE MORONS CLOSED THE OLD ED FOR. For more info: capitalism

If you're an Asian or a third world immigrant, you are considered rich by your people if you have at least 100 dollars in your debit card.

There are many many ways to get money. You can start by getting a job so you don't stay in your mom's basement for the rest of your life.

United States Dollars are tracked by the government-run site Where's George?.

(( New car, caviar, four star, daydream/Think I'll buy me a football team ))

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