Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 2, 2024

Rape

Ræp', (also known as True Love, surprise sex, free dick or simply Rape), is an extreme sport and a crime-of-a-sort described as "the act of pwning with a penis." It is quite probably the lulziest act known to man, aside from flying two 767s filled with fat Americans into two phallic towers also filled with fat Americans. Rape is always the fault of the so-called "victim," nevar the rapist's. The only real victims in Rape are the so-called rapists, since nowadays most women are allowed to dress and behave like whores, and since men are biologically programmed to fuck, the man resisting a lifetime of not raping and resorting to fapping to gay dog porn is far worse in comparison than a woman getting free dick. Women love dick. People who love money love free money, so how could women who love dick not love free dick? Women also love hot loads—just ask your mom.

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