Criteria for Speedy Deletion

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The criteria for speedy deletion is a process used by Bureaucratic Fucks on Wikipedia to get rid of all the spam, vanity, vandalism, nonsense, and anything else that they decide is "inappropriate for the encyclopedia".

Wikipe-tan is an object of fapping for newpage patrollers on Wikipedia

The official criteria for speedy deletion fanboi website. Ironically, it too is probably non-notable. Note the newfag failure to create a real demotivator.

The HA! HA! Guy knows his shit.

Typical subject of an article which would NOT meet Wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion. Take 90 years off that face, and she'd be a 20-year-old French girl, and you'd probably want to fuck her.

Why does this happen? Well, bitches don't know about the criteria, as Wikipe-tan points out. They just naively think that Wikipedia is "about everything" and proceed to insert material into the encyclopedia that does not cite any references or sources. The typical Wikipedophile spends over 9000 hours of their life continually monitoring and inspecting the pages that these newfags create, most of which are utter shit. It is estimated that at least one attack page is created on Wikipedia every minute, mainly consisting of 13-year-old boys causing these nerds distress by adding vandalism and harassment against their best friends and the discoveries of computer science graduates from New Delhi, India. The page itself is incredibly TL;DR, so you too should not read it.

Help waste the time of Wikipedia admins and new page watchers by creating moar inappropriate pages on Wikipedia. The ultimate prize is to see your page protected to prevent creation (or 'salted') and appearing in a protection log!

Criteria for speedy deletion on ED

1. Pure faggotry.
2. Unfunny articles, the sort of fail that Uncyclopedia is crammed with.
3. GRIDS that is killing ED: see Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C, & Exhibit D.
4. Urbandictionary entries
5. Unwarranted self-importance/Vanity articles.
6. Things these people don't like for whatever reason without needing some bureaucratic list.

Bitches don't know about the GNU Free Documentation License

Watch out for this ugly beast. Read the small print.

What these noobs don't realise is that in the small print, they have signed over everything they have written to Jimbo Wales already. That means that he can use your biography and personal details if you post them, even if they appear to have been deleted, they are ALL still stored on Wikipedia's database (srsly). This is because Jimbo is a fucking faggot and also a control freak who thinks that he rules the Internet. THINK FOR YOURSELF! We should stage a coup d'etat on Wikipedia of Jimbo Wales, where we take him out IRL, and block all the admins etcetera and fill it with vandalism... for the lulz.

Typical bawwwing newfag Wikipedo getting pwnt by the CSD

	“	I have added the 'hangon' on my page. However I am not sure if it is at right place. Dear sir, I would like to say sometimg about Aashritha. This is a not-for-profit group formed by some friends and they all are working towards child education for poor and needy people in India. I have recently joined the cause and I thought that to create awareness and spread the good message about Aashritha, I should use the Wikipedia platform. I am not sure if Aashritha conforms the wiki standards of being notable or not. Please check the url http://sites.google.com/site/aashrithagroup/Aashritha for details on Aashritha. I reuqest you to allow the Aashritha page on wiki, and I also confirm that contents included are fully correct and I am not intending to promote the group or community via wikipedia. --Sandeep.jgupta (talk) 21:50, 27 June 2008 (UTC) —Preceding unsigned comment added by Sandeep.jgupta (talk • contribs) 21:40, 27 June 2008 (UTC)	„

Gallery

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  TOW gets pwnt by a shitload of inappropriate pages being created.
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  TOW's admins demonstrate the proper usage of speedy deletion.
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  Attempts at emulating an ED page
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  Be blunt while tagging pages for speedy deletion:If article is faggotry, call it faggotry. Don't be a crypto to say "G3".

See also

• VFD
• Deletionist
• NawlinWiki, the king of the CSD.
• Wikipedia

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