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Begbucks

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Begbucks is a near 40 pedophile sympathizer and a virgin that has never had a job. He spends his time part time picking through people's garbage. He doesn't think he should have to work because picking through the trash gave him an erectile dysfunction that lasted 10 months. He's also still mad about his mother not letting him sell his own sperm while he was a legal adult. He just wants to snoop through people's garbage and defend his online hero the convicted sex offender David Hugh Rock on the internet for free.

Begbucks the virgin trash picking pedo lover.
   
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when I was a trash picker activly and I was making my nest egg, I actually was uhh impotent for about 10 months
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—Begbucks, got erectile dysfunction from digging in your trash

   
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my mother who ran my life even though I was already 18, she forbid me to sell my sperm
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—Begbucks, on his mom who he still lives with

   
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the only thing I can do is be a dumpster diver and a dump picker
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—Begbucks, I'm a waste of life

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Website faggotry

 
The diarrhea icing on the shit cake that is his website.

His website is all about his trash digging and begging. He wants visitors to donate to his Paypal because he never had the balls to try at life.
Begbucks and his website are equivalent to a bum on a street corner with a used styrofoam coffee cup.

Adult baby

 
Begbucks selling his used baby artifacts that he collected from the garbage.

37 year old Begbucks protects his virginity with a security blanket from his infancy. He also sells baby accessories that he picked from people's trash.

   
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This is my uhh security blanket that I've had for, I believe it's going to be going on uhh 33 years uhmmm..
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—Begbucks, Admitting to being a virgin.

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Eating trash

 
Basically he eats shit.

Begbucks has made videos showing himself collect food from dumpsters. His diet consist of expired candy, spoiled fruit, and dented canned goods.

Low T & chode

Begbucks has extremely low levels of testosterone and a small dick.

  • 1.) He's made multiple videos reviewing herbal male enhancement products.
  • 2.) His website is covered in penis enlargement and male enhancement adds.

Pedo defending

Begbucks can be found in the comments under any video on YouTube that pertains to Davidsfarm. He spends hours each day defending convicted pedophile David Hugh Rock from the haters. Obviously Begbucks is a pedophile himself.

Maintaining his virginity

 
Ugly, poor, retarded, virgin.

Begbucks has successfully abstained from sex all of his life. He accomplished this by being weird as shit, ugly, and dirt poor. After being laughed at online for being a virgin and a pedophile he joined naughtyover40.com so he could make a video showing the slags that accidentally view his awkward dating site profile. To try and mask his blatant pedophilia he makes a point of publicly saying he is not interested in young women. He has converted his friendless facebook accounts into what appear to be dating profiles searching to find a women.

   
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I'm not intrested in young women, you know uhh, personally being a granny fucker
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—Begbucks, trying to make his sexual preference seem as far from children as possible

Burning his lost hair

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Begbucks the balding virgin saves his hair as it falls out so he can burn it every year in February/black history month. He does this because he is a crazy person. Hes made 2 videos of this ritual and a 3rd is expected to be on the way. Skin lamp shades should be just around the corner.





Reaction to wikification

Begbucks sets all his videos to private and pretended he's not mad...just butthurt enough to set all his videos to private. He also didn't make the usual hair burning video that he makes every February because that ritual of his was mentioned in this article. Clearly his ass is hurt bad.

Doxx

 
More fail from his shitty website.
 
Look at this pathetic cunt.

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