Wanted / Needed Fixes

Working Material

New base materials for existing and proposed articles can be found here, here and here.

Links to article starts. These are mostly just image galleries for proposed/future articles. Feel free to pick up and work on any of these so that they can be made into proper articles.

Memes - Overly Attached Girlfriend

Memes - The Song Of My People

Memes - I Need An Adult

Memes - Roller Coaster Chess

Memes - I Has

Memes - Flavor

People - Reed Barrow

Holidays - Valentine's Day

Games - Dragon Quest

Games - Cooking Mama

Mainstream Media - Alice In Wonderland

Mainstream Media - Pusheen

Mainstream Media - Toddlers And Tiaras

Mainstream Media - MLP - Berry Punch

Gross - Back Boobs

Gross - Hoarding

General - Dumb Blonde

General - Hair

General - Parenting

General - Slacktivism

Animals - Mutant Cats

Animals - Lil Bub

Animals - Colonel Meow

Animals - Horse Heads

Proposed Changes

This is the list of proposed changes. Feel free to add to this list. For each change you wish to propose, put it in a new section, like so, and put four tildes "~" at the end of your post:

==My cock doesn't work==
Guys, need help. how do I shot web? ~~~~

Ready, GO!

October

Disney bought Star Wars

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20151667

Ready, set, WAAAAAAAAAAA! MY FANDOM IS RUINED FOREVERRRR!

Raise your hands if you did see this coming. Heiness 13:42, 31 October 2012

I don't think SW can be fucked more viciously than it had already

been by Lucas himself. It had reached its "taking up the ass" pinnacle long ago.

So I guess being sold to Disney can actually be seen as an improvement.

It can only go uphill from there. CrawlingPastaHellion 13:34, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

November

Register-Her.com

I came across http://register-her.com while reading http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights and it looks like it has potential. Something like this growing, surely on ED there exist cases of fake rape accusations and the like which could be catalogued there in a serious manner concurrently with doing it here in a comedic manner. 03:22, 8 November 2012 (EST)

As can be imagined, their refreshingly innovative take on "BLP" is surpassed only by the ingenuity of their terms and conditions. Your statements are solely your own and you retain all liability - but your statements become the exclusive property of register-her. You agree to indemnify them for any legal costs, and they reserve the right to an "exclusive defense" (am I confused, or does that mean they can have their lawyer throw you under the bus on your dime?)

The photo mosaic is a really convenient feature for picking out the girl you like. If she were ever to allege that you had, say, stuffed her into a van and roughly had your way with her ... who's going to believe her? Wnt 15:15, 16 November 2012 (EST)

Women's Funding Network

Just looking at articles like this, this group appears to be engaging in misrepresentation of statistics about online prostitute and driving people into panics over fictions. They probably engage in online fundraising.

4chan went after Scientology. Can ED actually ruin a well-rooted organization that deserves it? 04:10, 8 November 2012 (EST)

Anonymous and "Project Mayhem"

Apparently there is an Anon Operation called Project Mayhem, the gist of which is bassical y for anons to get information and evidence of corruption uploaded to a flash drives and on December 21st of this year, upload it to a database/program called "TYLER". It has a few sites, at http://galatorg.com/index.php/project-mayhem-2012, http://galatorg.com/pm2012/hivemind.html, and http://pm2012.tumblr.com/. There are also a few articles about it here and here. It would be nice to have an arrticle on this.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 15:44, 23 November 2012 (EST)

elaborate plz -hipcrime 16:02, 23 November 2012 (EST)

I don' know much about it other than the information I just posted, and the info in the links. It doesn't seem like the operation/leaks are going to happen considering it's a few weeks away, and there haven't been many articles about it sice the thing was announced. It seems like it would make a nice article explaining what it is. I provided the links because I don't know that much about it other than what I said.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 16:24, 23 November 2012 (EST)

That, and the fact that it would make a good addition to the Anonymous portal, which is a barebones portal right now.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 16:25, 3 December 2012 (EST)

December

Trypophobia

Trypophobia is the fear of irregularly-shaped holes clustered together. As crazy as it may sound, it's not that uncommon of a phobia to have. For some trypophobes, irregular holes bother them more than any shock image in existance, and they avoid trypophobia-related images at all cost. Someone needs to make a page like this one https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kittens except with the most bothersome examples of trypophobia you can find, specifically trypophoia-related horror art, and bot fly removal images. --RapeMan 22:12, 8 December 2012 (EST)

Rawrgimmeahug

Meet Hinauchi wannabe, Rawrgimmeahug (AKA Beka) : http://rawrgimmeahug.deviantart.com/ She is a furry, claims to be 'Demixsexual/Bisexual/Asexual', and hates Hinauchi more than anything. In fact, she hates her so much, that she copies everything she does. On this troll account, you can find a lot of evidence of Bekas Bullshit: http://rawrimatheif.deviantart.com/

All anyone asked was that Beka give Hinauchi credit for all the art she's clearly referenced from her. Instead, she claims she hates Hinauchi and her art and blocks anyone who says otherwise. Even though she clearly mimics Hinauchis art, as seen here: http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/347/9/9/i_dont_like_hinauchis_new_style_by_rawrimatheif-d5nxoup.png http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/345/2/e/lookie_here_by_rawrimatheif-d5ns8d7.png http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2012/345/1/f/well_then_by_rawrimatheif-d5nqnjs.png http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2012/345/e/b/3_by_rawrimatheif-d5nqecv.png

And many other examples.

She also has stolen Hinauchis profile page setup! She uses the same striped custom box backgrounds, the same stamps, She organized her 'bros' and 'idols' the same way. (If any idol of her calls her out on her bullshit, she removes them. This can be seen here: http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16548619/2855585560 )

She also cuts: http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/345/8/2/what_you_want__by_rawrgimmeahug-d5nrwan.png The comments weren't always disabled. She disabled them after someone called her out on doing it for attention.

Her friends are equally stupid. They claim that Bekas art looks NOTHING like Renas, not at all! They claim she cuts because of reasons offline, even though the facts are staring them in the face that she's a pathetic loser who's cutting because everyone has found out about her lies. http://comments.deviantart.com/4/8336344/2858076424 Biggest example of how stupid her friends are.

And then, there's her boyfriend (who has also stolen from Hinauchi, yet denies it. Even when everyone linked him proof, he simply hid the comments and blocked everyone.) http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/a/badassstunts.png

He is a pedophile 17 (almost 18. Beka is 14.) year old, who is one of the most stupid people you could ever talk to. Sadly, I didn't screencap my conversations with him, but he doesn't know grammar or spelling, and it's hard to understand anything he says. He is an alcoholic who abuses Beka verbally.

Also, asexual, you say? We all beg to differ: http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2012/346/8/f/i_wasn__t_going_to_post_anything_else_but_______by_rawrimatheif-d5nv1qp.png

There is much more drama and lulz that can be milked out of this user. EllieBarks 00:12, 13 December 2012 (EST)

Drama in the comments of the "Go Porn Go" vid... who would of thought.

CocaineInMyBrain 01:11, 13 December 2012 (EST)

GothyBooboo

Meet our wonderful GothyBooboo! Or Christina Lovecraft. Or MurderedLove Or whatever retard handle she/he goes by. S/He has a tendency to rant and rave like it's no tomorrow, and remind you how you don't speak 8 million languages like her, BECAUSE SHE SKIPPED TO 8TH GRADE WHEN SHE WAS 13! Because she's a guy who really wants to be a girl, who is a "HARDCORE GAWTH", and was beaten and raped 9000 times. And has a hard life. https://fetlife.com/users/885211 This is her eye-raping profile on the Fetlife. Most of her postings and ramblings include her being the anarchist leader, pretending to be The Joker in a female form. And being the self proclaimed rockstar of the Fetish site... AND DON'T FORGET TO CALL HER A GUY. She loves that! Attached is other links: http://twitter.com/QueerKink http://shades-of-grey666.deviantart.com/ http://serpentinedollbdsm-666.blogspot.com/

Some Random Things That Need Doing

First up... Gun control

Needs shit added about how 3D printing tech has effectively destroyed the entire concept of "gun control".

Good materials from nyah:

http://techcrunch.com/2012/12/16/gun-control/

http://defensedistributed.com/

http://www.webpronews.com/congressman-doesnt-understand-3d-printers-calls-for-ban-on-3d-printed-guns-2012-12

Could also use citations/examples from stories the media doesn't like reporting on, such as nyah:

http://frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/how-an-assistant-principal-with-a-gun-stopped-a-school-shooter/

Second... Creationism

Everything right nyah: http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Eye-Opening_Highlights_From_a_Creationist_Science_Textbook

And right nyah: http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/07/photos-evangelical-curricula-louisiana-tax-dollars

...needs to be put in that article. Plus any other lulzy cretionist textbook shit (there's a lot).

And yet another:

http://io9.com/5971796/creationist-textbooks-are-garbage-creationist-textbooks-are-garbage-creationist-textbooks-are-garbage

And another:

http://io9.com/5970587/new-orleans-schools-ban-creationist-curriculum-shun-texas-revisionist-textbooks

This is a pretty hot issue right now.

Third... Wolf

Refer to talk page, needs "Wolf - The Animated Movie" stuff added...preferably from an Old Fag who was around at the height of its mocking and who has moar materials than I've got.

Fourth... Florida

Forty wondrous gems that could be added: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-most-insane-things-that-happened-in-florida

And one to grow on: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/returned-used-enemas-indictment-576341

All those are just from *THIS* year! o_O

Lastly, God hates fags. Needs all the latest Westboro shenanigans added. --Onideus 22:48, 22 December 2012 (EST)

Trinity Broadcasting Network

The Trinity Broadcasting Network is like a supernova of squealing craziness. With my horrible mole-man eyes, I cannot even face its direction or I gets the seizures. But +1 internets awaits anyone who can stand the sight of TBN long enough to write a Trinity Broadcasting Network article or paragraph somewhere. Your brother in Raptor Jesus, Sburke 09:02, 23 December 2012 (EST)

xXDoomMonkeyXx

This bitch/emo does nothing but whinge and moan about her life and her friends are a bunch of ass kissing faggots as well. She is homophobic as well. One of her friends which I did a lazy shitty page on that got deleted was in love with fucking Waluigi! I always wanted to see an article based on this whinging moaning bitch that is in denial of how emo she is. Plus she uses old shitty memes like Weegee and quotes things to do with "sorrow" bullshit. And she is a crash fangirl. Someone has to troll this person and extreme lulz may ensue. She may not be fucked in the head like a lot of faggots on the internet but she will definitely provide lulz for those that troll her if someone does.

Her spelling and grammar in her journals could give you severe cancer and AIDS so please watch out. Ablackperson 06:44, 1 January 2013 (EST)

[1] [2] [3] — Preceding comment added by Ablackperson (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! Ablackperson 06:44, 1 January 2013 (EST)

1. ED is not yer personal army.

2. You just described every other tweenage muppet fuck on the whole of DeviantArt (likely including yourself).

3. It is quite unfortunate that Santa didn't see fit to bring you a LIFE for Christmas...which explains your little need to spend the holiday obsessing over someone else's with such incredible pent up frustration and butt mad.

4. Please to be sharing your address so that I may send your idiot, neglectful parents a BILL for my online babysitting services. ^__^

--Onideus 19:42, 25 December 2012 (EST)

Landover Baptist

In all honesty I really don't see how this wasn't on here already. Landover Baptist is a fundamentalist Christian website(said to be troll site, but who gives a fuck?) that is full of lulzy material. It mostly drives the usual 16 year old girl over the edge of her stupidity and causes multiple rants/her cutting her emo bitch self. The posts on the forums are hilarious to read, and it is full of angered 40 year old whores spouting out lulz. Jobbo256 00:47, 27 December 2012 (UCT)

Confirmed troll site. Go to the Terms Of Service page and run your mouse over the spoiler. Still, it is kinda funny, especially because you can find a few people who actually take it seriously on the site forums from time to time, despite the fact a fucking idiot could figure out it was a troll in under twenty seconds. Well, the Conservatards might be dumb enough to fall for this BS.

DarkLordTR 04:53, 30 December 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Landover deserves mention. Because some fool is gonna search for it. (Made a redirect to Internets Troll)--Paul Atreides 22:27, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

Asperger's and DSM-5

http://www.nursingtimes.net/nursing-practice/clinical-zones/learning-disability/aspergers-not-in-dsm-5-mental-health-manual/5052637.article

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/dec/02/aspergers-syndrome-dropped-psychiatric-dsm

I'm wondering if the Asperger's article needs a complete rewrite because of "Asperger's" being dropped from the DSM-5, or if a separate article detailing the cchanges should be made. Maybe it would be wiser to see if the term is still used regularly after the DSM-5 comes out, or if a new term starts to be used. This might affect Template:Aspergers as well...--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 00:32, 29 December 2012 (EST)

QOTN suggestion

"An article on Monday about Jack Robinson and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children's TV show My Little Pony that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not Fluttershy, the kind animal lover." source: http://theweek.com/article/index/237750/the-years-9-most-hilariousnbspnew-york-timesnbspcorrections Goatllama 11:17, 2 January 2013 (EST)

I think maybe that's already been the QotN...at least I think that's where I saw it.

--Onideus 11:42, 2 January 2013 (EST)

This picture of the original printing of the correction/quote mentioned above was in the gallery for the brony article, and has been for a very long time.CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 18:11, 2 January 2013 (EST)

Jocks being jocks meet Anonymous being Anonymous (Rape, kiddie porn, necrophilia, and the coaches and newspaper editors who cover them up)

I don't think I have the talent to write an article sufficiently tasteless to cover this one! [4][5] Wnt 17:35, 2 January 2013 (EST)

Meh, you don't need "talent" to make an article, it doesn't have to be perfect. Just put something together as a stub and it'll attract others to improving upon it. You can use another article as a kind of template if you want, that's a good way to make a start, especially if you don't have a lot of experience with wiki editing.

--Onideus 17:45, 2 January 2013 (EST)

Honey Boo Boo

I'm apparently the only person on this greasy little planet who doesn't know about Honey Boo Boo. But I believe that an Æ article should be written about her and the trailer-park hellscape that I am told surrounds her and oozes out of every form of internets medias. I just now looked at the Wikipedia article about her and already I need to go mix booze and pills so I can forget. I'm a weak man. —Sburke 14:36, 5 January 2013 (EST)

Failbook for "kiddies"; Grom Social

This kid got banned from Failbook and wants his social media fix. Creates his own website which might lead to massive trolling. http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/01/grom-social-zachary-marks-starts-own-social-network-after-parent/ This should result in some interesting results. —User:Shalakumoss 0:03, 6 January 2013 (UTC)

Info and a reference regarding http://www.change.org/petitions/united-healthcare-stop-cutting-off-medical-coverage-for-autism-at-age-9-2 could be added to the autism page where it mentions that they get welfare (under the "for" section). I would edit it but you all write much more mercilessly than I can. Seriously, they want the government to pay for their autisticasfuck/asspie brats well into puberty, should we pay for them to have wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man condoms? How about they all have their own blogs and personalized sonichu necklaces so they feel important. Anyway, I saw that bullshit and thought it would be relevant to the article, inb4 you don't give 1 fuck.

Silly Sea Pig

This silly sea pig fag is getting pretty fucking annoying. His comics are shit but people keep going back to them and I keep hearing about him. Someone needs to make a page about it and categorize his fag ass.

The gay ass page is sillyseapig.com

Someone spam this fag

He's already on Know Your Meme KYM - Silly Sea Pig. Use this for refference

yes, it's on KYM, but it's deadpooled. -hipcrime 09:59, 26 January 2013 (EST)

Robert Young

This pedo could use an article. What sets him apart from the countless horde of ~other~ pedophiles? Oh, just the fact that, as a registered sex offender, he was given room and board with a family that "allowed" him to freely molest their daughter...no, srsly...

http://www.news4jax.com/news/Mother-testifies-she-didn-t-report-sex-abuse-because-she-didn-t-care/-/475880/16841152/-/bcc4i9z/-/index.html

http://www.justice4caylee.org/t12874-jane-perry-younger-than-12-accused-robert-going-young-and-michael-anthony-halveland-jacksonville-fl

ಠ_ಠ

--Onideus 17:09, 26 January 2013 (EST)

Homo: disambiguation

Homo is Twatter meme character in Japan that is fairly lulzy. Apparently loved by Japanese women, and homosexual weeaboos everywhere.

ASCII characters ┌（┌　＾o＾）┐

Marines test robot, Japanese think it's a homo.

Meme monster cute and offensive.

ZOMGitsCriss

I'm surprised this frigid atheist camwhore doesn't have an article already. I'm sure you're all aware of her antics and various dramas, as she's been mentioned in other articles about atheist camwhores. She also makes really bad acrylic paintings and shorts. Additionally she thrives on cultural misappropriation. http://www.youtube.com/user/ZOMGitsCriss

kudos Wongfeihung 02:02, 10 February 2013 (EST)

Komeiji

Would an article about Komeiji be too faggy? Komeiji was a tripfag on /a/ that over a year ago had his face leaked. It resulted in a solid year of insulting on sight, shoops, and insulting his waifu whenever mentioned. He became a huge meme on /a/. After a year he finally rage quit 4chan leaving a huge gay farewell message saying he would only be on MAL from now on. Or should an article about a tripfag be on lukrmoar wiki instead. Clint Beastwood 21:37, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Alec Tessitore

RedDevilDazzy2007

An old manchild I used to follow quite a bit on Youtube. He's literally a 25 year-old balding British man, who's mother dresses like a literal whore... He refuses to get a job, he can't take criticism and in the past, when getting into arguments with fellow Youtubers, he always grabbed his parents to back him up. When people made parodies of him, he had a huge bitch. Heck, he had a hissy fit about someone calling him "Mr Daz"

There is a tonne of interesting things about this guy, the stuff i'm saying is honestly not doing justice to how bad this guy is. Although I can understand very much if this guy isn't good enough for ED. He's really just a whiney skinny British man, not a full on Chris Chan type of guy.

SOURCES FOR INFO

http://crass.wikkii.com/wiki/Darren_Shirley

http://dazzy.wikkii.com/wiki/Dazzy_Wiki <-- Shit loads of info here.

JenkinsJinkies 22:51, 16 February 2013 (EST)

"There is a tonne of interesting things about this guy"

...uh...okay, so where is it? I mean, you didn't really link to anything other than an empty wiki with the guys name and some other random wiki that reads like fucking stereo instructions about his making a retarded YouTube video...so where's all this "interesting stuff"? The only mildly funny thing I can see is that ~supposedly~ his mom babysits him on the Internet...but honestly, if that's ~all~ you've got on the guy...yeah...I can't see why he would need an entire article just to explain to the world that he's "special" and is apparently in "adult day care". It sounds like YOU need to put in some EFFORT and try TROLLING the guy to make some epic lulz happen, build up some material and then when you've actually got a good compilation of stuffs...~then~ make him an article. Keep in mind though ED is not your personal army and I doubt there's anyone here who really wants to do your dirty work for you. So if you ~really~ want to make an article about the guy....well, sounds like you've got some WORK to do! --Onideus 23:58, 16 February 2013 (EST)

Fake Dick

I was browsing around Tumblr until I encounter some depressing person's page. He calls himself Fake Dick or sometimes sneaky bit. What I do know that he has a love and obsession for dildos and his fiance doesn't know. That's right he's gay for dildos. There was some anonymous trolling going on while skipping a lot of his crap. You can check out Fake Dick's Tumblr page and see for yourself. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 15:15, 18 February 2013 (EST)

In other languages

Can Encyclopedia Dramatica be in other languages? I am interested in opening up a Malay version of Encyclopedia Dramatica. — Bryan See ^{Reply · Contributions} 11:19, 23 February 2013 (EST)

Butterfish

Need to think of an unforgettable special dinner for the church coordinators before that all-day hiking trip with the kids? This fish has you covered. Wnt 16:50, 25 February 2013 (EST)

lol -hipcrime 07:05, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Jared Loughner

One of my favorite shooters IRL and he was pretty funny to, add it please. He was an Arizona shooter or something like that. — Preceding comment added by BiggestFaggot (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

there is an article: Jared Lee Loughner. i will make a redirect tho. -hipcrime 07:05, 9 March 2013 (EST)

MARCH 2013

DarkShadowFoxx Article

Ugh, Stuffing this below this guy cause I don't really care.

Make an article about this broseph.

boom done. find some drama, its out there..

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkshadowfoxx/

As for the contents and something reliable and whatever else in the grandeur world of whatever. (insert not caring here) — Preceding comment added by DarkShadowFox (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! <-- lol "make my vanity article plzkthx" -hipcrime 07:05, 9 March 2013 (EST)

STUPID CRAP

Full Name: That Big, Blue Silleah Fawx! Artist Type: Writer Registered since: January 8th, 2011 09:22 Current mood: silly Artist Profile: DJJapan V Full_Metal_Racket Album Coming Soon!

My Loveable Kitty: metalmilitiaman

Look At Whatever The Fuck You Want

BANNED FOR NOT BEING DRAMATIC ENOUGH OR POSTING ENOUGH PORN?

BANNED FOR BEING ANTI PORN???

BANNED FOR BEING BANNED FOR BEING HIMSELF AND HAVING AN OPINION

BANNED FOR BEING BANNED AND EATING ALL THE JELLY BEANS AND THE SEVEN HOGWARDS SNUFFLEPUFFS AND FOR SUCKING ON FENDERS NOB

BANNED FOR THINE HOLY EATING OF THE PENGUIN SNACK FOODS AND ZEBRA CAKES

BANNED FOR BEING A MEMBER OF THE FURFAG BROTHER HOOD

BANNED FOR EATING ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR

BANNED FOR ABC, 123, BABY YOU AND ME

BANNED FOR TERRIBLE SONG REFERNCES ^

BANNED FOR BEING IN THE KITCHEN WITH A QUEER

BANNED FOR "TO THE MOON ALICE"

PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR GIVING DRAGONEER ASS TO MOUTH

PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR TAKING ONE SEX CLASS

BANNED FOR HAVING AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

BANNED FOR RUNNING OUT OF BUBBLE GUM

BANNED FOR BEING DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK

BANNED FOR BEING STREES BEHIND

BANNED FOR DIVIDING BY ZERO

BANNED FOR TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

BANNED FOR NOT BEING BUTCUS

THIS IS NOT A BAN, ITS A SANDWICH

BANNED FOR THIS....................IS......................SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BANNED FOR NO THIS IS PATRICK!

BANNED FOR LYING ABOUT THE CAKE

PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR GIVING DRAGONEER HEAD

BANNED FOR FINDING ROSEBUD

BANNED FOR LIKING FRED DURST

BANNED FOR DOING ALL FOR THE NOOKIE https://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkshadowfoxx/

Sorry kiddo, but if you want your own article you're going to have to WORK for it! That means you have inflict a Brobdingnagian level of unparalleled butt mad and frothing/screaming hate into one or more communities using high level trolling and psychological manipulation in order to enrage them into doing it. If you can't do that, or aren't kooky/insane/retarded enough to earn an article the regular way, well, you simply don't deserve to have one. --Onideus 21:20, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

User:Hipcrime/Generic Furry Article. just click refresh and it's another furry article. hipcrime 21:31, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

Jessi Slaughter

Just wanted someone to post new content on Jessi Slaughter that I recently found off someone's youtube video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dDK3-UQYrw

There's a part 2 as well. I suggest a contributor or editor add the content to the official Jessi Slaughter article as the video yielded much lulz. — Preceding comment added by Manticore (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Video added.LoveTheLulz 02:33, 03 May 2013 (UTC)

World of Longplays/Cubex55

I'm thinking of drafting a page on my own page about this one... WoL aka Cubex55 is a group of longplayers, lots of lulz there, especially with the original owner going off and deleted his webpages. Also, everyone's favorite pedo Valis77 is in this group. Yes or no? ROR 08:08, 13 March 2013 (EDT)

/r/ShitRedditSays, /pol/, and Operation Check Privilege

/pol/ has declared war on the subreddit /r/ShitRedditSays(SRS) after finding out that SRS has infiltrated /pol/ and /lit/ as mods. SRS a subreddit originally comprised of female Goons from SA pretendijng to be extremist feminists and troll other reditors, but real extreme feminists joined and they now have over 25 different SRS-affiliated subreddits. SRS is possibly the most hatted community on reddit, and goes on downvote brigades on a regular basis.

Laurelai, using a tripcode, admits to SRS's plans on /pol/.

/r/drama - (Recap) /pol/ has declared war on SRS.

-- Talk to me|Contribs 21:48, 14 March 2013 (EDT)

Is this the same Laurelai that used to run a chan with NekoArc? If so, this might get interesting, as Laurelai is a lulzcow on his/her own. ROR - Tark 22:05, 14 March 2013 (EDT)

Yes, the same one. However, it seems like the story about SRS taking over /pol/ and /lit/ as mods is false, as there are not mods for separate boards, only sitewide mods. Oh well. An artile on /r/SRS would still be good. Talk to me|Contribs 20:05, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Not only that but it would be related to other articles ED already has such as Laurelai, Social Justice, and of course reddit/-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:12, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

Shit Reddit Says-- Talk to me|Contribs 17:10, 1 May 2013 (EDT)

Back Boobs Anyone?

Who wants to make a new article?! :D

Gotta a whole slathering muck of material: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Onideus/Working_Material#Project_Back_Boobs

Just needs all that tedious textish stoofs. Any takers?

--Onideus 17:03, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Manpons?

I've only got a few things for this so far, but it might make a good article:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Onideus/Working_Material#Shit_Stains.2FManpons

There's actually like a dozen or so spoofs of this on YouTube, although no one had the actual, original video...so I uploaded it. I'll try and see about getting some more material and stuffs for it.

Mmmm, there's also the "bro" a pun on "bra", which kind of became a "thing" after it was featured in a Friends episode. There's already quite a lot of material for that too, including the hilarious shit from Chris Chan and his "bro" adventures. --Onideus 17:47, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Ohio school shooting

Anyone seen this story yet? Ohio School Shooter reported was smirking and chuckling when they sentenced him for killing his classmates. Pulled out a shirt that said "KILLER" on it, and told the parents that he's fapping to the memory of killing their kids. Also, if you really want a chuckle, you can see plenty of conservitard comments on the story from old people. TL;DR: Kid tells judge he faps to victims memory; conservitards in comments say we're goin' to hell. ROR - Tark 12:06, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

that would be TJ Lane. -hipcrime 15:08, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

I'm a herp derp, sensei. I should lurk moar for this stuff. ROR - Tark 15:52, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

Adria Richards

Woman at Pycon tweets a picture of two guys making a Dongle joke, and a pun about "forking" code. Tweets their picture, they are removed from the conference and later lose their jobs.

The original tweet https://twitter.com/adriarichards/status/313417655879102464

The guy's response https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5398681

Her delusions of grandeur, trying to be a feminist hero http://butyoureagirl.com/14015/forking-and-dongle-jokes-dont-belong-at-tech-conferences/ Lots of her peers commenting on her over reaction, but she's deleting ones she doesn't like.

Her offensive tweets exposing her own hypocrisy https://twitter.com/adriarichards/status/312265091791847425 https://twitter.com/TheSportsBrain/status/312293963639971842 Black people can't be racist https://twitter.com/adriarichards/statuses/6039856858 Deadwolf 22:31, 19 March 2013 (EDT)

User:Jhart is working on this, at the moment. It might need a bit of help and lulzing, though. Adria's reputed to be a girl programmer type and feminist And also, she got B& from her paying gig at SendGrid. ROR - Tark 20:12, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Tumblr User Dumbscar

A'ight, so hear this shit. This chick waltzes all over on Tumblr, shes totally quiet, hardly anyone even knows or even gives half a shit she exists. Then, bam. This son of a shit fakes a suicide. Half the site goes fucking nuts. Don't believe me? I wish you were there to see it. You thought the holocaust was bad, but this shit, this shit tops that shit with a million screaming children. (Quite literally.) Several people are trying to commit suicide, there's alerts all over the god damn place, it's a nightmare and a sack of potatoes. But get this. Many knew it was fake from the beginning. She's posting shit like liveblogging her God damn fake suicide, right? She's all on her blog like: "Oh no, my computer's being taken for the night, I'm downing 5 handfuls of sleeping pills. Oh fuck. I'm getting...sleepy, very, very sleepy." So of course, her followers, bless their hearts, try to put the word out, get the police good and called. So, hundreds of people are calling the police for this girl. They rush to her house, apparently, and she's rushed to the hospital. Guess who updates Tumblr? Her..."father." No, this is too much, no one's "father" would ever UPDATE THEIR KID'S TUMBLR when they're possibly "dead". We all get up like, Woah, this isn't right. She comes back the next day, like, FUCK son, I've been in the hospital all night! They gave me my laptop. Half of her supporters tell her to fuck herself with a stopsign and stop faking suicide, and the other half defend her. It's crazier than an animated squirrel on a sugar high. Yeah, really. She even wished suicide on this one guy that stood up against her, calling out her bullshit. (He was cool, but later turned out to be an asshole. Whatever man, this article isn't going to be about him, and no article ever will. I promise.) Yo, so now that that's all clear and cool, this 'Kylie "Faking her suicide," Dumbscar,' comes out as transgender. It's like, yo, no, not cool. She's not even doing it correctly, right? She's like, half-ass committing to this shit. Dude, like, this chick is all, "I'm kawaii princess Kylie<33333" and now she's apparently a manly man. So she changes her fuckin' description to "hey i'm leon and i'm a prince" MEANWHILE, HER THEME'S GOT LOLITA BULLSHIT ALL OVER IT, AND HER ABOUT ME CONTINUES TO SAY:

"Hey there, my name is Kylie Rose! I’m a 13 year old girl that lives in Northern New Jersey! I like to draw, paint, sing, dance, act, and I love making new friends!! :> I like ponies, lolita and other kawaii things, doggies, Homestuck, and making friends!! (◡‿◡✿) My Skype is Jackvore, so hit me up and I’ll give you my cell number! ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Anything else you wanna know can be found in my tags, or you can drop me an ask!! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞"

And all her links on her sidebar. Say. Kylie. Also she's got her name on her tag page as "Jack." It's been a day, come on kid, calm down.

Look, this chick is cray-cray. She should have checked it before she wrecked it.

Her blog

Tumblr User Karkateridan 19:48, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

new 4chan boards- /asp/ - Alternative Sports, /gd/ - Graphic Design, /lgbt/ - LGBT, /out/ - Outdoors, /vr/ - Retro Games

already made on for /gd/.. lets add these before lurkmoar wiki does Talk to me|Contribs 23:11, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Suggested QOTN (Prolly in wrong place.)

<lilybet> i just smashed my knuckles into a concrete wall. not to the notion of me being kb by fredjuicy - no. at the notion of you having such a retarded piece of shit as a halfop. zaiger and nsk will know what im talking about. i expect the lift on the normal vhost soon, or you can scratch my 3 year collab with EncyclopediaDramatica goodbye. -some butthurt jew

Gretchen 23:01, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

An article for the "Check Your Privilege" meme/"movement"

Yay or Nay? --One With The Lulz 22:56, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

User:Halcy is working on one on his userpage.. If you want to copy-paste the stuff into your userspace, or better yet, mainspace and work on it that'd be fine..-- Talk to me|Contribs 23:56, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

April 2013

Interwiki with Dramatica

Do you will interwikis to based pages (such as Imageboard, anonymous etc.) to be exchanged between us?--Курка Аалямб 00:51, 11 April 2013 (EDT) We - Ukrainian Dramatica - http://dramatica.org.ua

"Headmates" article.

Saw this mentioned in the Social Justice article. Also, did I screw anything up? First edit jitters and all that. Poolboy 00:15, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

The Strange Case of Isreal vs the Mask-wearing Hipster Moralfags (or OpIsreal)

Okay, so for some reason Anonymous has a beef with Israel now. I remember hearing something about them hacking isreali websites back in november when Hamas was firing rockets over the Palestine-ien city border into he rest of israel, but gave it no thought..

until i saw this today: http://rt.com/news/israel-anonymous-website-hacked-577/

Apparently, Anonympous has been hacking isreali websites for a while now as part of what they call "OpIsreal," and one of Anonymous' websites got hacked by an isreali hacker group..

Would this shit ("OpIsrael") be a good basis for an article??-- Talk to me|Contribs 20:38, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

TheMadShangi

A wannabe troll, who claims to be able to take trolling, but is instantly butthurt over everything. His channel is here. He is probably also a basement-dweller still living at his mom. I think he would incredibly lulzy. He also a somewhat regular poster to ED.

Atomicnumber27 02:21, 13 April 2013 (EDT)atomicnumber27

OH WOW! A self-proclaimed troll who can't take trolling! And BASEMENT LAMES too?! Holy shit, I smell ARTICLE GOLD here! :D

...I'm being sarcastic, ya know...in case it skipped you.

--Onideus 07:50, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

Zyzz

This halfwit Internet celebrity, now deceased, has somehow garnered a place in TOW, but has no article here. This reflects poorly on the "encyclopedic" nature of ED. There is the added bonus that anything you write about him will piss off his roid-ragin' fanbase. If no one steps up to the plate on this, I may have to just cobble something together myself... But first, bong hits--Inquire or hack 10:51, 16 April 2013 (EDT)

Brentalfloss

I was shocked to find out this waste of space doesn't have his own ED article, yet. For those of you who don't know, Brent Black (aka Brentalfloss SUBSCRIBE MOFOS!!!!) has been making shitty outyoutube videos about popular games since 2008. He basically takes video game tracks and adds lyrics (Legend of Zelda WITH LYRICS!!! Mario Bros WITH LYRICS!!!) and basically sings every overused video game joke in music form.

Seriously, this guy's giant ego needs to be archived. his Website his Youtube More info

~~Del Rio

No, I think his "giant ego" needs to be IGNORED actually...completely and in totality. Who the fuck cares about some complete talentless nobody whose "singing" shit lyrics to old 8 bit video game techno? There are five year old beauty pageant contestants that could literally *SHIT* more talent and originality than that! This guys needs to die, slowly, forgotten and utterly alone without any semblance of recognition or notice from ANY website online. --Onideus 22:16, 16 April 2013 (EDT)

Justin R. Stebbins

http://www.saber-scorpion.com/ Miyagi 17:56, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

"DoubleSwee"

http://www.youtube.com/user/DoubleSwee Miyagi 09:30, 22 April 2013 (EDT)

TommyNC2010

There needs to be a page on the multi-talented, highly charismatic, can friendly TommyNC2010.

For those of you who haven't come across him yet, you truly are missing out:

In brief, Tommy Finton is a retard who gained 15 minutes of fame from the MTV show MADE, and since then has gone on to make countless videos of himself talking. What makes him worthy of an article? Well not only are Tommy's videos mind-bending to watch (he can be talking about one thing then out of the blue move onto another topic without even the slightest sign of forewarning, leaving you baffled and mesmerized at the fact he could quite possibly talk shit for eternity) but he also has some stand out lulzy moments, such as his HOUR LONG Batman comic storyline talk, entitled "Dark City" (for which he uses action figures and puts on the voices of the characters) and his Gangnam Style dance he performed at WWE.

Beyond that, Tommy also has some srs internet drama. Tommy has found himself plagued by trolls who demand that he crush cans in order to please them, an act Tommy refuses to partake it, despite the fact he has caved and crushed cans on numerous occasions in a desperate bid to rid himself of troll infestation. The whole thing is made funnier not by how pathetic and menial the act of crushing a can is, but also the reaction you get out of Tommy when mentioning a can crush, his disability leading him to flip out like an 8 year old at the slightest hint of the act.

This only becomes funnier/sadder when we bring in Tommy's "crew", which he needs in order to read comments on his page AND write for his Facebook and Youtube as he can do neither. Really. Tommy's crew consists of two guys that essentially belittle and bully Tommy, to such a subtle degree that he barely notices he's basically their lulz cow, their retard pal they can use to their advantage for cheap entertainment. They have recently started selling merch for him, and he is allegedly signed to the RPM network. Tommy joined the network much to the dismay of his crew, for the price of Skittles and McDonalds tea which he drank from a wine glass.

Tommy has quite the online following, but no where near the recognition, hot and fresh out the kitchen, that he deserves, so I strongly recommend you not only look him up and follow his amazing story, but also see to having an article made in honor of his internet heroism.

	“	Keeping you on the inside...FACT	„
	—Tommync2010 - entertainer of few, can crusher to fewer

TheOnlyLuca

Jewtube whore and aspiring weaboo, TheOnlyLuca Is suffering majorly from GOTIS. Upon receiving negative attention, the European hag turned to her fapping, perverted audience in a butthurt rant video Questioning Why she's getting so much hate and why people are calling her such derogatory names like ugly and stupid and calling her out about her fucked up teeth, When it should have occurred to this busty bimbo that she brought it upon herself by intentionally sticking thumbnails of her breast on every youtube vid in her channel for all to see and masturbate to.

Luca gets the attention she is desperate for so what's wrong?

"Why are you watching my videos then why??" She Whines in her broken British accent. Oh I don't know Miss Luca... Perhaps Because You encourage them to do so by flaunting your tits and putting tittles on your vid's such as "Masturbation day" (where she apparently plays dumb and insist she doesn't know what masturbation is) "Sexting" "attention whore" (where she admits she has no life outside of jewtube whoreing but whines that she'd really like to talk more about politics, and global warming) Oh and of course the not so subtle "Eating my breakfast" where she Demonstrates her love of the cockteasing by deep throating a banana.

TheonlyLuca's jewtube alter ego's include:
1. Being emo (as seen in I'm so Emo)
2. Being asian (as seen in I'm so asian)
3. A Psychic (as seen in... well you get the pattern yes?)
4. A total lesbian dyke Yet she entertains men of all things!

ED is not your personal army-- Talk to me|Contribs 16:51, 13 May 2013 (EDT)

THEONLYLUCA BAAWWWS OVER HER BOOOOOBS

Not only did The busty wife of skelletor whine about the negative criticism she received from youtube haters, She also made a fairly poor attempt at passing herself off as a decent human being who was far above that of a pornstar. Making stupid comparisons and reasoning that if women on the streets can show off their legs then there was clearly nothing wrong with showing off one's breast and she would never think to go degrade herself in the porn industry. Cause cleavage and sexualized titles for the sake for uptaining thousands of subscribers and attention is soo innocent and civilized. The Fans try to fool themselves and whiteknight by saying she's an amazing person with soul but she's really just a busty, empty headed bimbo with no real redeeming qualities.

TheonlyLuca's youtube Channel http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOnlyLuca?feature=watch

TheOnlyLuca's Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TheOnlyLuca

ED is not your personal army-- Talk to me|Contribs 17:36, 13 May 2013 (EDT)

Ultimate Warrior

“

UW will not let me take shit from myself.

As I have said many times, I don’t want you to BE ME.

I want you to BE YOU. All of YOU.

„

— wut?

Artist, Philosopher, Gentleman...

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/
http://www.own.ultimatewarrior.com/
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• Mr.Jonzz 16:24, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Will Dzhokar Tsarnaev see Korans desecrated at his trial?

Did you know that Nyan Cat was first revealed to Muhammad?

I think it would have a salutary effect on public morale if some gullible news watchers believed that The Hacker Collective Anonymous (a.k.a. Some Guy On The Internet) had threatened to pull out pages from the Koran at Dzhokar Tsarnaev's trial, spit on them, and tear them up while the bastard watches.

Of course, such an action would probably be ruled contempt of court or something and I do not mean to in any way incite, conspire upon or condone this action... but if the story were merely -reported- the government would have to try at all costs to prevent this horrible exercise of the First Amendment from possibly happening. That means searching every bag (well, I guess they'll be doing that anyway...) for contraband Korans to make sure that nobody is trying to smuggle one in to deface it.

Maybe some anonymous guy could try to bring in a copy of "I Can't Believe It's Not The Koran (tm)". ("See, that verse is really just Arabic for lol r u crazy!" "Look, this is calligraphy of a Nyancat!") See if the security screeners let him in because it's -not- a Koran while confiscating the copies from Tsarnaev relatives. B^) Wnt 00:52, 1 May 2013 (EDT)

May 2013

Abigail, Savanna Nicole, Bridgette Nicole, HollyRainbow, whatever other billion names she's used

You can't tell me this long running moron of the net doesn't deserve an article!

She sums herself up on her own web site/blog TBH http://hellokittyundead.com/

ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY/BURN BOOK-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:28, 5 June 2013 (EDT)

Claimed Lesbian, that slams gays no less using this sites(ED's) postings. And an identity thief that can't decide if she's for pedophelia or against it.(posts content on pedo sites, then slams others for the same and claims the images she posts are her....) Changes names, edits her site, and claims more photos are her own than there are shits taken each day. Busted using pictures from "jailbait" web sites on DA, and other sites. Then still insists they're 100% her despite the images can be found all over the place using google, with watermarks and site URLs. Originating as downloads or posts on aforementioned pedo sites. Oh did i mentioned she even briefly hosted her own Pedo site for posting pictures of underage girls? As well as the photos come in sets easily found around, and often aren't even the same girls! oh look, theres more images she had posted on her precious blog, except whats this.. posted awhile ago (4 years ago to be more precise) on a pedo forum! http://www.nonnudegirls.org/forums/picture-post/t-abbie-75260.html

Would ya look at that, it also has her newly posted videos from youtube except much older.... Strange how the girl in the videos even says the date and its even older, being from 2008! And hey here they are also seen in another blank gallery under the header "GirlFriend Abby" ED is not your personal army.

http://www.linkbucks.com/gallery/38458e06?page=1 http://www.linkbucks.com/gallery/93000fdd?page=1

ahh how the list goes on.. Joins various "teen" forums and help sites, gives them glowing reviews on her blog. Then once ousted for being a fraud, slanders them viciously on her site as if anyone gives a crap. thinks IP bans work without fault, and assumes anyone who calls her out on her BS is stalking her. Such as Govteen, where she was a highly active member for awhile before she couldn't resist her urges to post a random picture or three. Ending in the real image owners to report her. Leading the admins to do something actually intelligent and ask she prove her identity in the image, thus leading to her going batshit insane at the possibility they weren't her until they finally banned her retarded ass. http://forums.govteen.com/vent-zone/367886-mylast-post-before-im-banned.html#post6461851

fun links to follow ED is not your personal army.

FB pages https://www.facebook.com/CandyGirlzOfficial --has pieces of old pedo pornfics featuring incest and more. https://www.facebook.com/bridgettnicoleofficialfanpage https://www.facebook.com/abbynicoleofficial

Old DA page (now empty) http://vanniesworld.deviantart.com/

Random crap http://www.webmastersun.com/members/2105-Savanna http://www.spillit.me/bridgettbear93 http://www.life-revived.com/forums/members/8156-kenziecraze.html http://mlpforums.com/user/12797-abigail-nicole/ http://forums.govteen.com/members/hollyrainbow/

ED is not your personal army.

Oh look at that she has new photos up of her when she was "young"... except these photos appear to be yet again of others still... This time "Abby" is also "christina and Vika" or so say the sources for these images.. and once again they appear to be taken from jailbait pedofuck sites. http://anarchynation.org/index.php?topic=63670.0

is it not also funny how she claims that anyplace posting the same pictures (having posted them YEARS before her) without her site watermark are infringing on HER? Kind of hard to do when the images aren't original, nor posted first... May as well be copyrighting the white house design right now, never mind how old it it.

I also forgot this earlier, but going over this persons own info she can be spotted AS the poster posting pictures here. http://jailbaitforums.com/Thread-Sexy-Savanna And has a good LONG history of posting under this username before trying to claim to be the individual in the images elsewhere and abandoning it. http://jailbaitforums.com/User-thongprincess

Entertainingly enough her only "Testimonial" for her site is her OWN WORDS... pretty sure thats not how those work folks.

Adding to the fun is how she not only steals images, but WHOLE articles! just have a look see for yourself. hers http://hellokittyundead.com/2013/05/3-reasons-why-youtube-subscriptions-are-terrible-op-ed/ (removed now)

theirs http://newmediarockstars.com/2013/05/3-reasons-why-youtube-subscriptions-are-deeply-fundamentally-flawed-op-ed/

gee... word for word, image for image... not the first, and tbh will probably disappear with the next update too.

AAAnnd gone.. of course. But she's still updating her "official fan page" on facebook with even more pictures off jailbait web sites. Just remember, don't steal them.. oh wait.. guess googles pages upon pages of hits from various other places using these images must mean its already happened before she posted.. damn. ED is not your personal army.

after several more "problems" that cause the site to be rebuilt, her blog is back and still using images taken from elsewhere or bummed off the uninformed and gullible masses.

Also it appears she's back on DeviantArt, once more posting pictures of various girls and claiming them as her own. http://abberzparadiizee.deviantart.com/ aand back already under the same account with a new set of pictures still claiming they are her!

Best yet, those on DA are falling for the bait and actually somehow can't notice that the girls in the images are almost all different, maybe one or two per full set. Some of them even look to be professional photographs with proper photoshop clean up, while others are just scenester camwhore pictures.

Hell, some people are dumb enough to be paying her for an image she's not part of in any way... http://abberzparadiizee.deviantart.com/art/Teaser-374668903 (now removed) best part was, finding it was as simple as googling the image and then tagging it with "Scene girl in white bra and blue panties".... can this be any easier?!

Oh she's back with the same image! fun!

http://abberzparadiizee.deviantart.com/art/Donator-Demo-375962921

the wonderful world of pedo's and how easily fooled they are!

ED is not your personal army.

Only time before she returns to sucker more fools into looking at her pedo bait pictures taken from various sites, and lures more sick fucks to her "blog" where they can oggle those images and believe that they are actually of her.

I'll have to give her credit though, some of the new images are becoming harder to find as my google refuses to search foreign sites for some reason. But they can still be traced back, often to pedo fuck sites.

Speaking of this ones pedo fetish, check her "new" story about "Ashley's panties". a tale about a TWELVE year old girl's fun times with her mother being spanked... clean compared to some of the previous postings i must admit. http://abberzparadiizee.deviantart.com/journal/Ashley-s-New-Panties-375973037

http://blog.hellokittyundead.com/stories/ashleys-new-panties/

but whats this! this story isn't new at all! its from 1998 and posted on a long forgotten Geocities site! amazing it still exists! http://www.geocities.ws/pennylane_36/ashleyspanties.html http://www.geocities.ws/pennylane_36/ashleyspanties.html — Preceding comment added by Kachime (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY/BURN BOOK-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 5 June 2013 (EDT)

also, oocities and reocities are the superior geocities archive sites. pleb.-- Talk to me|Contribs 00:30, 5 June 2013 (EDT)

Internet Download Manager

Are you suck a dumbfuck you need to use a separate program for downloading files from the internet outside of your web browser or torrent client? Are you too l33t a neckbeard to use wget or curl, then Internet Download Manager is the program for you. We'll extract all personal information from you like Bonzai Buddy as you download the latest cracked version of IDM using IDM, so you can download another fucking program that downloads as well as uploads all your credit card information everytime you make a purchase on Amazon or Paypal. And best of all, YOUR COMPUTER WILL RUN FASTER-ish. --SadMonkey 21:33, 15 May 2013 (EDT)

Farming Simulator

Why does this shitty ass game not have a page yet? So many people like this pointless CD of boredom. Infact, if someone on this website were to create a page about this, why not include all the other stupid "Simulator" games, like Ass Wiping Simulator 2014 or something? All you do is dig, plant shit, fuck animals and yet, everyone who's played it thinks it's the greatest thing since GTA. WOOOWW, FUCKING STUNNING GRAPHICS FROM 2001. All these faggots should jump off a cliff, because clearly the definition of "not real" doesn't seem to register in their thick skulls when they could actually be in Africa and help the world out. GoldenIpodRecipient 13:42, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

Vex The Pirate, aka "DS_Chan"

Another random camwhore (Or chan if you prefer) that doesn't have an ED page. Little is known about her (By me anyway), perhaps the fine folks here can do some muck raking to find out some more about her. I have only been able to find her dA account [6] and a Neoseeker account [7] I"m sure there's more, but I have yet to find it. There are also plenty of pictures floating around, I know some of the more common ones are floating around and can be found on 4Chin's Rapidshare board (rs) but I'm not sure if there's more. Forgive me for my lack of everything in this proposal/suggestion, I'm a newb. --Oralieus 19:36, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

The Escapist

Is there anyone on ED currently working on or planning to make an article for The Escapist site? Because I'm surprised that a site that used to advertise itself as "The last bastion of intelligence on the internet" and whose forums consist mostly of leftards and biodrones doesn't have an article here. Arcticphoenix95 03:11, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Drooling Retards

Well, not really internet based, but neither is autism which this website loves to elaborate on. There is plenty of drama generated by this subject though if you look around for it, Yahoo Answers particularly. I don't get it, what is the purpose of these wastes of space? Will they ever benefit the real world? Or will they just sit in a wheelchair all day shaking rattles and drooling everywhere. What is the purpose of keeping perfectly working limbs and organs in a bag of nothingness? Seems selfish to me. They've ruined days out for a lot of people, doing weird noises such as "OOOO" and "HURRRR" because they happen to sit next to me. They can't think for their own, randomly throw their limbs about, can't comprehend ANYTHING and can't do anything except be annoying douchebags. GoldenIpodRecipient 07:36, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

Oklahoma Tornado 2013

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/moore-tornado-2013-oklahoma_n_3308904.html?ir=Green

Really sensitive topic at the moment, we need an article ASAP. Anal Samuelson 11:03, 21 May 2013 (EDT)

what would the name be? Snuggy 00:24, 23 May 2013 (EDT)Snuggy

governmentsgetgirlfriends

First paragraph from his mission statement "The purpose of this blog is to introduce a new, radical idea that governments have to help certain people obtain a girlfriend" And his about me states "I have some really extreme opinions and most people are too stupid to understand them – this is where I won’t be censored by idiots." In another post he stays he's too smart for us and that he won't be intimidated.

Also on tumblr and reddit. Seems to be a rather plentiful source of internet drama right now.

Ggg 22:14, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

2013 Woolwich Beheading

So, some guy got his HEAD CUT THE FUCK OFF ON A BUSY STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT by a pair of fine, upstanding and peaceful Muslim gentlemen of African descent, who then started running up and down the road, urging passersby to take photographs, film it on their mobile phones and then upload it to the Internet.

New article? - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 04:22, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Maybe the British are too sophisticated to fault for this, but what I gotta ask where the U.S. is concerned is --- if we have a death penalty then why the fuck don't we have a rape penalty? I mean, it's just common sense, isn't it? Maybe this bozo would rather die for the jihad, if given the choice, but you know, I bet some sweet little thing like Jodi Arias would rather ... "consent" to be vigorously violated every hour on the hour, every day of every week, every week of the year, than go to the Magic Needle, at least if you offered her the daily stay of execution, Scheherazade style, of her lawfully appointed sentence in exchange for her favors a few hours before her scheduled rendezvous. Hey, it's consent, so it's not even rape, right? And the internet broadcasting rights would actually off-set the cost of the sentence! Really, how can any rape, even say a more forceful use of these fine upstanding gentlemen by a well-trained prize hog in front of an eclectic studio audience for a pay-per-view cable broadcast, possibly be more of a cruel and unusual punishment than killing somebody? Just doesn't make sense. Wnt 23:17, 4 July 2013 (EDT)

Midnight Madness

ToW has their own article for it (primarily about the movie the game inspired):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Madness_%28film%29

Not as popular these days though, mostly cause there was an incident where some idiot died playing it. That and newer forms, especially GPS based scavenger games have largely taken over. Could potentially be added as a subsection to one of those articles (ASSuming we have any). --Onideus 22:56, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

Poopsocking

Poopsocking is the act of shitting in a sock so that you do not have to get up and use the bathroom. Many neck beards, basement dwellers, cellar dwellers, and mmorpg fanatics use this technique so that they do not waste the time of the mmorpg group or raid they are participating in or leveling the fastest way possible. Not very popular in Ultima Online due to the afk abilities of the game, poopsocking first began with Everquest, where excessive amounts of time is required attacking the same monster over and over again in order to gain 1 percent of experience (in essence, you must poopsock in order to progress in the game).

Poopsocking can also be slang for grinding a character to max level in a matter of days without sleep, regardless if you shit in a sock or not. Project 1999, an Everquest emulator server, uses this word profusely in order to somehow insult fellow players, even though they ironically poopsock themselves. Poopsocking can also be a compliment, as grinding a character to the highest level as fast as you can with the item aspie elixir will give you reputation within the server. No one wants to admit this, which is one of the great contradictions of mmorpg players.

Most people who poopsock are aspies due to the fact they can go days without sleep playing a game. Elf simulators are the most popular due to the fact that high fantasy games give them the thrill that they actually matter because their character possesses all the qualities they do not have: a fucking huge cock, shiny and awesome weapons, the ability to become a female, and the ability to possess hundreds of items in many backpacks (which is physically impossible in real life).

In the end, the real motivation behind poopsocking is that you can complete all the content in the game as fast as possible so that you can sit in the main hub where all the characters in the game culminate and let people inspect your gear. When they do this, they look at your overly masculine/feminine character with all their shiny gear and say to themselves, "man, that guy is awesome." I have never met a poopsocker who doesn't fantasize about someone else actually looking up to them, despite their pathetic and ugly existence.

In popular culture, South Park during the episode, "Make Love Not Warcraft" featured the character Cartman getting his mother to hold a toilet under his chair so he can squirt his brown ooze all over the place. This would be considered a poopsocking technique (especially for basement dwellers who live with their obedient mothers). — Preceding unsigned comment added by Kienzan (talk • contribs)

pixiv

http://www.pixiv.net/

I couldn't believe there wasn't an ED page on this. This is basically the Japanese version of deviantART. But it is filled with even more lolicon and shotacon. In fact, the "loli" tag is almost twice as popular as the "gay" tag. (Loli is the 9th most popular R-18 tag overall, followed by the "furry" and "shota" tags) It is simply astonishing how many of the users on here are pedophiles. Even otherwise "respectable" porn artists who draw adults. There's lots of futa, as well as guro, scat, etc. Most of the stuff on /d/ comes from here. Although it's not like there's a shortage of regular rule 34 either. TorchicBlaziken 21:38, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

I guess I could make an article on this eventually. Are there any especially dramatic users you know about that I can report on? ~D. Baggins :: 06:51, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

I don't really know, the only one I can think of is CHAOS*LOUNGE. TorchicBlaziken 18:53, 18 June 2013 (EDT)

Apparently We Lost Something

Right nyah: Boy Scouts

It's being linked to from the Girl Scouts page, amongst others. Does anyone have a backup? --Onideus 10:43, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

We also apparently lost this: The Sarah Palin effect

Probably not all that important though, the Boy Scouts article is pretty important though, especially with all the latest dramaz of them letting fags into their group (it's really enraging right-wing, radically religious nut jobs). --Onideus 18:02, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

the sarah palin effect was written here and deleted. a boyscouts article could be good, seeing as theyre trying to rid their pedo problem with homophobia, instead of the more obvious solution of using lesbian scoutmasters. -hipcrime 18:18, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Susanne Eman

Google image search: https://www.google.com/search?q=susanne+eman&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch

Her website: http://susanneeman.com/

There's a whole slew of YouTube videos and other stuffs as well.

We've already got quite a number of her pictures in the fat article and at least one in the scooter article.

--Onideus 13:20, 16 June 2013 (EDT)

SheZow!

SheJew!

there's a new cartoon on The Hub about a boy who crossdresses and gets superpowers or something like that. All the episodes that are out so far (original austraian dub and Hub versions can be found in the Generals on /co/. I just thought it would make a great subject for ED to satirize.-- Talk to me|Contribs 20:51, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

Hmmm...don't we already have an article for this? Or did I see that somewhere else? ...or maybe it was one of those things I was ~going~ to do but then forgot about... *scratches head* ...hmmm...lemme see... *searches* Oh, lookit that, a whole folder of stuffs for it...not named yet, nor uploaded. I'll try and throw it all in later today for whoever wants to work on it. --Onideus 21:14, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

Sounds Great!!-- Talk to me|Contribs 13:58, 6 July 2013 (EDT)

Okey dokey, here's a start:

SheZow

Feel free to do whatever you like with it. I'm going to try and find a couple more comics and maybe a few other images. I threw in some video too, one of the show intro and something from "My Princess Boy" as it's semi-related to this whole "girly boy fad". Although really, that should probably have an article all of its own. --Onideus 17:08, 6 July 2013 (EDT)

This cross-dressing and narcissistic foot fetish freak who has a lot of drama

Oh my god, there's this narcissistic cross-dressing foot fetish freakazoid and he has this blogspot: http://sexynaturalme.blogspot.com This guy has an amazing amount of drama on his page. Someone needs to make this, immediately. Plus here's an old YouTube page he has: http://www.youtube.com/user/WowSoFuckinPerfect I'm surprised he's not here. Ladies and gentlemen, this guy is a serial killer in the making and he's only 18 (he claims that he was 19 last year, but he's actually 18 going on 19)! Man, I think this dude probably had a bad childhood or got molested. I don't know what this freak's deal is. O.O --Mickbynes 12:15, 1 July 2013 (EDT)

This is so crazy, because I was just thinking that ED needed more shit attack articles about nobodies with a blog! I'll get on it right away!
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 15:15, 1 July 2013 (EDT)

Wow, great minds think alike!

Him: "he does not exist, only i exist, i wounder if any human was ever to reconstruct their whole mentality as how i have, no i don't think so, i don't think human can, what i say how humanity should be, my vision of this world, is the truth, what i really see, all these colors around everyimage i see, all this deformity around me, i see it, i know why death exists, how this illusion was constructed, all these images, these deformed humans, will soon see that illusion in complete form, for that is what they asked for, that is what they are, the unrepairable damage they have done, they don't deserve to see more after that as they wouldn't have the capacity to even try, life is just so beautiful, to me, forever"
L. Ron Hubbard: " One can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc and one dies. So be careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plow around and fail to complete one thetan at a time. In December 1967 I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have all the data now, but only that given here is needful."

Perhaps we have the "messiah" of a new "religion" here? Wnt 23:11, 19 July 2013 (EDT)

Shadman

ShadBase

This guy is similar to Zone-sama in that he makes Rule 34 art of various characters, except that when animations of his work are made, most of the time he requires other animators, such as Spazkid, to make the animations. FinalDoom 13:15, 3 July 2013 (EDT)

WOAH?! RULE 34 ART?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT SUM EDGY KOOKDOM!!1!

*epic face palm*

--Onideus 05:58, 9 July 2013 (EDT)

Actually, I think some lulz could be drawn from Shadbase. In particular, his nonsensical justifications for drawing every other female with a massive penis, and his EXQUISITELY rendered buttholes. If you've ever wondered what Bowser's butthole looks like, Shadbase will render it in a glorious closeup.

http://www.shagbase.com/final-castle-entrance/

This man rapes your childhood. Just a thought. --Ambient Malice 02:48, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

Maybe we could add a section to the rule 34 page on some of the more "famous" rule 34 artists and include shadman. Arcticphoenix95 04:13, 31 July 2013 (EDT)

July 2013

VidigoSocial

http://www.vidigosocial.com/

The guys behind ZippCast. I've been registered there since like the first week. If there isn't enough information to work with, it might work as a section of ZC's page? anime 16:11, 5 July 2013 (EDT)

Robb Alvey/TPR

Oh my, where do I begin?

Robert Lee "Robb" (Blobb) Alvey is the narcisstic manchild running the cult-like website ThemeParkReview, a constant source of drama - mostly when someone disagrees with him or one of the elitists over something usually stupid and he totally flips shit. Attempt to defend yourself, and you are deemed to have an "attitude" and you're usually banned while Blobb's 15 year-old fanboys circlejerk about it - this rant on the old Rec.Roller-coaster newsgroup sums up the TPR experience pretty well.

That, of course, doesn't get you off all of TPR's mailing lists, so you continue to get spammed with theme park news ripped directly from Amusement Today's daily digest and announcements for asininely-priced coaster trips (complete with coach bus... nothing creepy about that) and DVD's containing footage that is usually readily-available on YouTube. This way, he can also keep overinflating his active user numbers. The aforementioned DVD's used to be made from sneaking camcorders on rides, and he used to load them with copyrighted music until someone probably got their litigation on. Nowadays, he uploads B-roll and promo footage provided by the parks to their Youtube channel while making ad revenue off it. Yeah, he records some of the B-roll footage himself (sometimes by crudely taping a GoPro to the train), but watching it requires hitting "MUTE" to avoid the ear rape of a grown man constantly narrating the ride like a 10 year old ("weee/twisty/airtime/etc.") He gets all butthurt about it when you call him out on it, too...

Speaking of butthurt...

His personal life has a crazy history as well; for starts, he sent his first wife and two kids off to the UK while he attended a coaster convention, and proceeded to end his marriage via phonecall and cheat with a woman he met at said convention. He'll publicly deny such thing, and presently, he's on wife #3 and kid 5. He sabotaged preservation efforts for the Big Dipper at Geauga Lake a couple of years ago, and constantly makes fun of fat coaster enthusiasts despite his inclusion in the "walk of shame" club after not being able to fit on some in Japan or something. He's been banned from multiple theme parks for reasons ranging from getting caught with a camera on Top Thrill Dragster (since-lifted) to embezzlement at Universal Studios (for which he has a criminal record) to applauding the destruction of the NJ roller coaster that fell into the ocean after Hurricane Sandy. Currently, he's making appearances on some dumb show/paid advertisement for theme parks on the Travel Channel.

Some more crap, here...

I could go on, but don't want to for lack of intel beyond what I've provided... hopefully someone can really get the ball rolling on this, and I can probably guarantee his shit will get even crazier if the article is created, and done right. --HaxMeadroom 05:37, 9 July 2013 (EDT)

Sounds pretty boring all around. I mean the forum stuff...you pretty well described every other tweenage muppet fuck run message board in existence. Not exactly groundbreaking lulz or drama there. A coaster enthusiast is also pretty...well, boring to be honest. I mean that's about as eventful as a drumcorp enthusiast or a motorcycle enthusiast, not really incredibly kooky for the most part. Pretty pedestrian level interests all around.

If you want to make the guy an article, by all means, give it a shot, but don't expect anyone else to do your dirty work for you, not with a subject as boring and boiler plate as that. *shrugs*

--Onideus 05:50, 9 July 2013 (EDT)

SammyClassicSonicFan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YsPpsvCde-g#at=178 Trust me. Watch the video. ````

SammyClassicSonicFan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YsPpsvCde-g#at=178 Trust me. Watch the video. ````

I was just going to put this here ^ Make it happen. anime 17:47, 20 July 2013 (EDT)

Is this a reccomendation for a featured video?-- Talk to me|Contribs 02:24, 21 July 2013 (EDT)

MistyStuffer

We all know that MistyStuffer is a pedophile and draws loli girls as blobs of fat for 9 1/2 years now. I'm surprised ED doesn't have a article about him yet. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 03:36, 21 July 2013 (EDT)

Made a draft. You're welcome to help. Just make sure nobody vandalizes it. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 11:21, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

Surprise! Mistystuffer is made! All it needs is more pictures. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 21:54, 30 July 2013 (EDT)

StatX015

Anyone remember this guy...

I came across his folder in one of my "random excursions" through my Data Archive's incoming folder...I could have sworn he had an ED article...or maybe people were digging up material on him on one of the old forum incarnations with the eventual intention of making him an article... *shrugs* ...well, anyway, I've got a gigantor fucking folder worth of material on him if anyone is interested and it's some pretty lulzy stuff. --Onideus 22:26, 21 July 2013 (EDT)

There's also this:

As I recall, I ~think~ I made that image from material from this guy...either that or one of his close friends. There may in fact be a whole nest of these Chris-Chan, Sonichu style rip-offs and recolors...some more lulzy than others. --Onideus 03:48, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

Mmmm, looks like all we ever did was just ~talk~ about making an article for the guy...

...although I did archive every single last thing he had up and it looks like I was in the process of sorting/organizing it. I might go ahead and make him a proper article here at some point. --Onideus 19:29, 30 August 2013 (EDT)

UK bans porn

Because David Cameron Diaz is a moronic spastic, he has now signed a bill that would require ISP's to automatically ban nude girls. ED better get an article out on this before the backlash hits Cameron right in his face, when he eventually calls his ISP to open up, so he can watch niggercocks. Say no to porn. I don't know if this should be an article or a factoid. But it would probably block ED in Britland. Atomicnumber27 06:39, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

BionicDance

Another atheist of the HappyCabbie stable. This individual is known as the naked blue MLP cosplay thing. She has also been involved in such hilarious antics as proclaiming all babies are atheists, proclaiming she has a 130 IQ, besides being a lesbo. Or should it perhaps go under HappyCabbie as they are like super best friends. Quite lulzy. Oh yeah, she also has a shitty webcomic. Atomicnumber27 11:49, 22 July 2013 (EDT)

Blogspot link template

It seems like everybody and their dog has a Blogspot/Blogger nowadays, but there isn't a link template for that, which is a damned shame. That shouldn't be that hard to do, right? Technically all the blogs are on the .com server, and the other extensions just fetch from that one. Atomicnumber27 10:29, 24 July 2013 (EDT)

Eyeball-Licking

Apparently the hippest new craze in Japan is... EYEBALL LICKING! And by "craze", I mean an alarmingly faddish thing that's probably less hygienic than just rubbing a dick against your eye. LET'S ALL PUT ON EYEPATCHES, KIDS...

"In Japan, it's the new fad of showing affection...Eyeball Licking",
"Japanese craze for eyeball licking leads to rise in infections. A craze for "eyeball licking" among Japanese schoolchildren is reportedly causing a surge in eye-related infections."
Even Wikipœdia has an entry on it: "Eyeball licking".

Oh god help us all. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. This is worse than shitting dick nipples, because this is real!, and kids are happily skipping around doing this to eachother. This is worse than "once you've seen it, you can't un-see it". I can't even un-think this. I even googled and found some animu drawings about this but... I'm going to go clear my browser history and go get blackout drunk so I can forget this. I leave to some brave ED writer the task of making an entry on this. — Sburke 06:53, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

And lo, Rule 34 done happened: "NFF CUTE EYE-BALLS".

Aaaaaaand meme: ABC thing featuring memes

That "Rule 34" one is actually already on the server...somewhere...I think it was a PotN at one point. It might be better to add it as a subsection to the Japanese article (assuming of course it's not already there). In fact a general section of "Jap Fetishes" in general could be added (if it doesn't already have such a beast) as they've got quite a number of "in house" ones. Like that one with those ear cleaning pick things they have. Also eye patches, knee socks, cutesy/loli-goth, kigurumi (and that other one with the skin tight, full body, anime costumes). --Onideus 16:43, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

Found something for ya...

Not sure where that other one on the server is though (not unless I go searching for it). --Onideus 23:48, 29 July 2013 (EDT)

Here's the other one I was talking about:

There's also TEAR LICKING, which I've uploaded one pic so far (with a bunch moar soon to come). --Onideus 08:16, 20 August 2013 (EDT)

MrRepion

A while back there was a page for MrRepzion. It has since been deleted. Is there a way to bring that page back? Also why was it deleted :/ If it cannot be brought back, somebody should make another one. Dotd 10:40, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

It was a attack article made by LifeInATent. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 11:19, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

Twerk/Twerking

Apparently this is a "thing" now...

...I guess. *shrugs*

--Onideus 21:00, 25 July 2013 (EDT)

And it is not done by attractive redheaded sluts. Atomicnumber27 01:36, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

Train crash culprit

Found some fairly conclusive proof about the real culprit behind the recent Spanish train crash. --Rab C Nesquik 16:17, 26 July 2013 (EDT)

Nauiocelotl aka "Naui"

There is tons of Internet drama with this guy. He's a very effective "Atzlan Revolucionario Brown Pryder" IRL Troll I find amusing who's been fucking with the patriotards in Arizona, Nevada and California for the last 6 or 7 years on youtube, and he's racked up millions of page views since then, but a lot of his videos have been deleted for being inflammatory or bigoted towards white people; He's been known to shove cameras into Neo-nazis faces and attempting to instigate a fight so he'd get hit and can counter-sue. Basically, he is anywhere there is to be some sort of immigration advocacy or gathering of right-wingers in order to troll.

He's basically a clueless border-brother who think's he's some reincarnation of Quetzalcoatl or some bullshit like that, but with such a goofy overlty serious persona, many lulz with this guy can be found.

For example, here is him being pepper-sprayed by a teabagger:

http://youtu.be/EaSYH58gRpM

Bitchin' it out with some random white dude who is probably just irated and trying to piss off Naui more than anything:

http://youtu.be/uy0sfolqcS8

Here he is shoving a camera into the face of some white nationalists (and his most viewed video I believe, at 5 million views):

http://youtu.be/butqiXu0iCo

having a nice, casual conversation with a gentleman who enjoys the loli:

http://youtu.be/T1c9QLWTMRM

As you can see, millions of page views, nothing but trolling, I think this guy deserves his own page, plus we should be encouraging diversity: brown people are just as capable of being annoying, camera-pointing, insult-taunting dickheads as white people are! That is my view, I must say.

By user:CCorneliusCole

At least you signed your post, but you didn't close your tags. It needs to be like this:

Atomicnumber27 02:22, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

Endorse I approve of user:CCorneliusCole's creating this article. Assuming it does the subject justice and isn't unfunny.--Paul Atreides 22:21, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

"America's scariest police chief"

Any ideas for fun with Mark Kessler? Frankly, I can't think of a way to make this any more ridiculous. Wnt 23:43, 27 July 2013 (EDT)

TheDarkEricDraven

Where to begin on this chap? He is an "otherkin furry kolbold, who has fought on behalf of the Qing emperor during the Sino-Japanese War, who has a loli love-slave (who doesn't know it yet, mind you) in one of his classmates, who is proudly admitted to being a pedophile (and a lot of documentation seems to exist on him from another wiki):

http://anotherwiki.org/wiki/TheDarkEricDraven

and there is this account :

http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/06/05/eric-draven-pedophile-chinese-kobold-wizard/

his picture:

http://www.theanimereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fucktard-300x225.jpg

Eric Draven has taken his online handle from the main character of The Crow, and believes he is a reincarnated Chinese half-giant kobold warrior that had magic powers, a magic sword, and a “willing slave” that was reincarnated as one of his classmates named Stephanie. Unfortunately, he seems to have wiped his tumblr, so I could only grab parts from the cached version. He mainly used this tumblr to talk about how being “otherkin” was just like being transgendered, and obsessed over the idea of regaining his magical kobold powers. He also kept hope that his classmate, Stephanie, would regain her “previous life’s” memories and submit to him as a slave again.

Has been mentioned in MSM media:

http://gawker.com/5940947/from-otherkin-to-transethnicity-your-field-guide-to-the-weird-world-of-tumblr-identity-politics

Has openly admitted to being a pedophile (and has previously compared it to being a sexual orientation):

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m914e3RHvH1rdrok7o1_500.jpg

There is much, much more.

Surely this basement-dwelling future Darwin Award achiever is worthy enough (that is to say, an internet drama queen) to be contributed to our annals? I'd highly suggest this. CCorneliusCole 20:26, 28 July 2013 (EDT)

Fixed (full sized) links:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m914e3RHvH1rdrok7o1_1280.jpg

http://www.theanimereality.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fucktard.jpg

Srsly people, read the damn help files:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process

This shit really isn't that complicated. It doesn't even ~technically~ constitute real hacking.

And to the original poster, yeah, sounds pretty kooky, someone should probably make the guy an article. --Onideus 07:59, 12 August 2013 (EDT)

Actually, on second thought, after looking at his picture...uh...no. He looks like a fourteen year old. As such, what he's doing is *VERY* typical of loser/neglected tweenage muppet fucks who are desperate for attention. I remember back in high school every other loser kid was always coming up with ~some~ spergish retardation to try and compensate for being wimpy/stupid/socially deficient.

Like this one kid went around claiming to be a werewolf and got these two other fat loser kids to bandwagon the idea. This other loser (who never bathed and actually had the teachers force him to go take a shower in the gym he stunk so bad), he used to constantly make up random stupidity based on whatever was going on around him. Like if someone mentioned some particular movie he'd suddenly start rambling off about how his uncle worked on the film, or if someone mentioned some new uber expensive brand of shoes he'd suddenly claim that he owned a pair back home and just didn't wear them to school because he didn't want to get them wrecked. Or if you mentioned some video game he'd just start rambling nonsense off about it (obviously having never played it).

~Most~ of them thankfully *DO* grow out of it, it's only the ones who DON'T that are truly lulzy/kooky. So like if this guy is still all fucked up by the time he hits 20/30...yeah, he'd make a great addition. Otherwise...meh...ordinary and uninteresting. Typical loser tweenage muppet fuck is typical. --Onideus 08:11, 12 August 2013 (EDT)

Togi Chan

Uh...didn't they used to have an ED article? Or am I just imagining things...

About missing Pics

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

There's a whole great big huge archive of her stuffs here:

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/737478/togi_chan.html

The ones I just uploaded though I'm pretty sure came from ED. --Onideus 14:12, 3 August 2013 (EDT)

Weird -- someone started Togi-chan after this, with only a deleted image ... still no idea why anyone should care though. Wnt 01:05, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Yeah, I restored it from a archivedotorg version. I meant to link it here, but forgot. Oh well.-- Talk to me|Contribs 17:03, 30 October 2013 (EDT)

Audio transcripts of articles, like TOW

So much lulz could be had listening to the voices of hambeast neckbeards raging over users on furaffinity. I just thought it might be a nice addition to have to some of our best articles. Miyagi 01:24, 17 August 2013 (EDT)

Shit, Samuel L. Jackson ain't picking up his phone. So who else do you propose we get to do it? Atomicnumber27 04:07, 12 August 2013 (EDT)

Don't look at me, I already have too many projects as it is, plus no boom mic and no sound proof room (well, unless I go out to the college, but that's way too much bother). There's already quite a number of people and sites that are dedicated to doing this as well. Like the "F Plus" site and that "Ranting Gryphon" or whatever the hell he's called (not sure if he's still around or not), there's quite a number of others, especially in the audiophile communities, mostly in the web radio and podcast setups. --Onideus 08:29, 12 August 2013 (EDT)

Ben Affleck confirmed as Batman in new Man Of Steel sequel

So our good friend Ben Affleck has been confirmed to play Batman in a new sequel, to a shitty movie. Of course the internet is outraged, should we help fuel the outrage, by arguing for the son of God, Ben Affleck, as he would make a great Batman? Atomicnumber27 04:02, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

Who the fuck cares? Miyagi 13:56, 24 August 2013 (EDT)

Duck Face Plastic Surgery

This... http://kotaku.com/joker-plastic-surgery-permanent-duck-faces-im-not-su-1187515104

Needs to be cherry picked for content and then added into the Duckface article. --Onideus 06:31, 23 August 2013 (EDT)

Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures

http://store.steampowered.com/app/237740 I probably should've just went ahead myself and added a new section to the page, but I'd thought I'd run it by first. Miyagi 12:23, 25 August 2013 (EDT)

AVGN's rival Irate Gamer is making his own game for smart phones. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 20:27, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Motherfucker, that section already exists. It was added 3 weeks ago. It is the latest fucking addition to AVGN.

Atomicnumber27 01:05, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Portal Suggestions

I was thinking that ED should add more portals to this site. So far all I had in mind is Newgrounds and there are articles that are related like Clock Crew and Pube Muppet. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 20:42, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

The Movie KIDS

Talked to some fag on irc who's sister died in a car crash while high on ecstasy sucking some old guy's cock...anyways we were talking about KIDS and I figured it would make a pretty lulzy article, I mean, have you seen that shit? A bunch of teenagers get AIDS and shit. Is this something that can be released into the wild if I can do a decent job on it? It's my first time so go gentle. Gretchen 00:10, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

"Threat Advisories"

I feel like making some more of these!

But for newer, more up to date articles, like the one I did for Maru up there. Sooo, I figured I'd ask everyone else what they'd like to see, or what new articles pique your interest and then post the suggestions and then I'll whip up some new "threat advisories" for 'em. You can be as vague or as specific as you like with ideas, either way works. --Onideus 21:27, 28 August 2013 (EDT)

World of Tanks / World of Warplanes / War Thunder

We need articles for the following games. There are many reasons for this.

First of all, "World of Tanks" IS a horrible game with a piece of shit engine, filled with a community full of raging kiddies equal to Call of Duty or DotA games. The only reasons why it ever got so popular in the first place is because it's basically the only F2P tank game, and people like tanks. Unfortunately the game is a broken piece of shit with game mechanics so STUPID, that it makes you wonder how people can even defend it for those very reasons. I actually have to wonder why nobody ever did a World of Tanks article?

Too late, I have already written an article which was drastically improved by the community (Primarily you.) and made MUCH better than it was enjoy the link. World of Tanks --SomeJapaneseFellow 10:01, 29 October 2013 (EDT)

The second WarGaming game that focuses on F2P grinding is "World of Warplanes". This game is basically a parody of War Thunder. It's the worst arcade flight game you will ever set eyes upon. They try to hide how fucking awful the game is by making cheesy render trailers that ironically almost depict how War Thunder actually looks like ingame. Like WoT this game has a braindead fanbase that completely ignores how absolutely fucking terrible the game is.

Last we have War Thunder, which should have its own article. This game by Gajinn is basically a really, really good game on its own with a super optimized, awesome looking engine and it will combine air, sea and land -warfare into one game. Something WarGaming can't do because their engine is a piece of shit. Even War Thunder's own render trailer was better.

War Thunder is not a bad game, but the developers are massive faggots who seem to ruin the game more with every patch. They believe that all russian tech is superior to everything else from the west. The game also has a lot of exploit abuse, broken planes, "b-but it's a beta"-crap and so on. Article is done, feel free to edit it heavily as it needs it. --I cannot think of anything. 08:30, 30 October 2013 (EDT)SomeJapaneseFellow

All of these 3 games provide a lot of drama by themselves. However, since WarGaming & Gajinn compete with each other now, there is a lot of hate and drama going on, mostly from the War Thunder players side. They (rightfully) diss the fuck out of World of Warplanes, and when the tanks are released, World of Tanks (you really can't make a tank game worse than WoT).

TLDR, plz help with creating those articles, we have a shitload of drama to capture! This is going to be the next big thing, just like DotA vs LoL has been for the past 2 years.

Killerratte 07:02, 31 August 2013 (EDT)

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