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Marijuana Addiction

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After decades of being lied to by The Man with fabrications such as Marijuana will cause normal, Honest White Men to want to have sex with double forheaded Black chicks like Michelle Obama, rob banks, overthrow the establishment or allow Mexicans to take back America's South West, Millennials and aging hippy, pot heads such as Tommy Ching-Chong that have been exposed to these falsehoods and lulzy, lie filled movies like Reefer Madbess, are less likely to believe the truth that Marijuana is an addictive drug, Claims Morgan Fox The National Cannabis Industry Association’s chief spokesman.

Rehabilitation Clinics have said that Marijuana addiction and withdrawal has begun presenting itself more in the modern age because of selective breeding and genetic manipulation of the marijuana plant. In the 60s and the days of Timothy Leary when potheads were rolling around in the mud getting high, the max THC level in the Weed they were smoking maxed out at 4 maybe 5%. In the modern age, THC levels may be as high as 45% while Marijuana extracts, concentrates and oils may reach well over 80%.

As Capitalism has predicted, Weed has simply gotten better because of legalization, good old fashioned Americunt greed and trying to run the competition out of business by offering a far superior product.

   
 
Weed is just so much better today
 

 
 

—Tommy Chong