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ATF
The United States Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (and Chicken) aka NAMBLA, is an altruistic government organization devoted to making sure every black person in America has a cold 40 of malt liquor, a packet of Newports and an AK47 as dictated by the Bill of Rights of the United States of Amerikkka. Get it right, That's SAMCRO's Job. They control alcohol, tobacco, and firearms so its common knowledge that the ladies Traps and Sick Fucks fucking love them.
Attached to black community organisations like ACORN they go around the country like benevolent Santas in trains leaving boxcars full of gats, smokes and malt liquor open in rail yards for community leaders to distribute to the ghetto. SAMCRO has that shit covered as well.
They ATF also serves in an advisory capacity to organizations -both black and white- who need assistance in arranging cookouts for the entire neighborhood.
Since the late 90s, the ATF have been increasingly utilized on a state level in enforcing two drink minimums, ladies night and smoking bans in the clubs, bars and restaurants that white people frequent. Typically, when called upon, they will swoop in like a SWAT team and surround a belligerent smoking customer or drunk and set him on fire whilst deafening him with death metal. Their current leader is Agent June Stahl Owned by Opie Winston in the Season 3 finale
The ATF in action
See Also
- Booze
- Cigarettes
- Guns
Drugs- Party Van
- Waco
June StahlShot in the back of the head by Opie WinstonJosh KohnKilled at the hands of Jax Teller and Dr. Tara Knowles
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