Goth macros

Goth_Macros is a liveJournal community set up in June 2007 and is the home of many funny pictures taking the piss out of goths. It is mostly populated by goths who actually have a sense of humour and has a highly enlighten approach to how a community should work:

“	NSFW cuts just encourage whining retards. If siani_hedgehog is in a bad mood, a really good mood, or drinking, she is likely to delete anything under one. BECAUSE SHE HATES YOU. How to get banned: • being a dickhead • deleting comments • pissing off the mods The moderators are bastards and will rule precisely as they see fit. It's our ball, and if you don't like it, you can fuck off."	„

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Dncingmalkavian Drama

macro of controversy by clintiskeen

On April 25th, 2008, the livejournal user Dncingmalkavian entered into a whole world of butthurt and infamy. Someone found a series of pics of her on the [Gothic Babes] camera-whore community. Initially, dncingmalkavian "claimed" that she was being a "a pretty good sport about this whole thing" until the infamous livejournal user clintiskeen posted his walrus macro, unleashing the wrath of a Gothfatty.

Dncingmalkavian believes herself to be an E-lawyer, and due to her vast knowledge of internet law she made the following decree:

Sadly for her argument proceeded to fail epically, with this being the precise point of pwnage:

Needless to say the quiet and reserved members of the community resisted all temptation to make further macros of her pictures after her repeated sobs of misfortune:

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But wait! That's not all!

Then the secret was revealed- She Is actually an Amazonian! (and not just a Gothfatty)

Monday the 28th came and went, with not a hint of the LJ-Abuse Gestapo in sight. Where have all the internet lawyers gone? Was goth_macros finally safe from the long hard tusk of the law? It seems the answer is NO. Dncingmalkavian was a very sneaky walrus, and had planned her attack for Friday the 2nd to spread confusion!

This is the e-mail to a member of goth_macros from the LJ Abuse team, in regards to livejournals harpooning and fishing laws.

And then... Nothing happened. Bitch fucked off. Go Team Evil!

External links

• The community
• The git who started Goth_Macros
• dncingmalkavian

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