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Futurama

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Imagine The Simpsons with less pop culture references, more lulz, and more science fiction wankery, more space, more danger, and more slutty women and dark humour. Futurama is an animated sitcom series set in the year 3000, first discovered by the band Busted. It was remembered as a show so bad Fox would purposely let its football games run longer than usual to ensure no one would have to sit through more of Matt Groening's eye-rape. Many claim the show's conception was a writing vampire, draining the lulz out of The Simpsons as Groening forced the competent writers to write one-liners for an alcoholic robot.

This is what happens when Weeaboos get to American cartoons.

The episodes sucked, the writing was garbage and in 2003, Fox canned the show. After much butthurt, Futurama debuted four straight-to-DVD movies sometime last Thursday. Then, in 2010, Comedy Central aired the first of 26 new half-hour episodes which are really, really good.

In spite of this, the show has spawned four internet memes: I see what you did there, Child Abduction, Second, Hypnotoad.

The Show

 
Fry, the lovable retard
 
Bender
 
Hypnotoa-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

On New Years Eve, 1999, Fry, a Downs Syndrome patient-turn-delivery boy, falls into a cryogenic chamber and freezes himself for a thousand years. This spawned a raging fanboy base from the very beginning, as the targeted demographic are losers and fags. He gets a job at the Planet Express Delivery Company with his nephew, Professor Farnsworth. Every episode begins with the Professor walking into a room and saying "[Blank] news, everyone!" before sending them on a nearly-fatal mission. The writers run with the premise that the future is different than the present, where even making a phone call is painfully ironic.

Characters

  • Amy Wong: A rich AZN from Mars who's dating the alien Kif Kroker (but had sex with Fry for an episode). Largely another channel for Matt Groening's tits-and-ass fantasies, Amy exists as the character of whom Leela is constantly jealous.
  • Mom: Generic coporate overlord in the guise of a sweet old lady. Has had copious amounts of sloppy, old-people sex with Professor Farnsworth in the past.
  • Hypnotoad: Hypnotoad is the worst charactALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

The straight-to-DVD movies (aka Season 5)

  • Bender's Big Score: Professor Farnsworth finds out that the retarded Fox executives have been fired and beaten to death for canceling Futurama, Hermes gets decapitated, everyone gets scammed and Bender and Fry create a whole shitload of TIME PARADOXES!!!!!00110001001001111010000101101110011!. Because every paradox creates a duplicate of the character, there are over 9000 Bender and Fry copies by the end. Reality implodes under the weight of retardation and the universe turns into goatse.
  • The Beast With A Billion Backs: After Bender tore the universe a new asshole in Bender's Big Score, a giant shemale Flying Spaghetti Monster called Yivo comes out of it and tentacle rapes everyone by making them deepthroat him/her/schler in one giant gangbang. Fry and Zoidberg become the leaders of Scientology, Zapp fucks Amy after KIF DIES! and Bender becomes a pirate.
  • Into The Wild Green Yonder: It doesn't get stupider than this: Amy's dad comes up with a brilliant plan: Blow up teh universe to make way for a giant mini-golf course. Fry gets a piece of jewelery lodged in his brain which allows him to read minds, but he goes insane, dons a tinfoil hat and joins "The Legion of Mad Fellows". Bender has an affair with a slutty fembot called Fanny, Leela and Amy become feminists and they all have a big hippy party before saving a bunch of animals. The movie ends with Fry and Leela finally getting together inside the Planet Express ship and expressing their feelings for each other as Brannigan's ship, the Nimbus, prepares to anally rape them. Suddenly the whole cast gets sucked into a wormhole which Professor Farnsworth says could take them billions of lightyears away and they might never return.

I WONDER WHERE THE WORMHOLE WILL LEAVE THEM?!?!

The Comedy Central Revival

Comedy Central aired the first of 26 brand-new Futurama episodes in mid-2010, keeping them well away from ratings week.

Videos

Some videos of Futurama win, mostly of Zapp:

LOL WUT

Zapp knows how to sing

Zapp showing off his muscles

Sexlexia is highly contagious, especially in 16 year old girls

NOOOOOO!!!!

Lulz ensued

Well....he is a jew after all

WOOP WOOP WOOP

So much fixation with his ass implies something.

Good news everyone!

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Galleries

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    Futurama and LOLcats
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    In Lego form.
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    The convenient way to become an hero. And at 25 cents, a bargain for the suicidal person on a budget.
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    Fry's dog
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    Richard Nixon's head was elected President of Earth in 3004.
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    Still got nothing on Raptor Jesus.
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    "Windmills do not work that way!! Good night!"
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    STFU and get to work.
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    Futurama cosplay
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    Death by snu-snu.
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    The dance of my people.
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    A highly underused image macro.
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    Good news everyone! OP sucks cock!
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    Cam Whore luv Futurama...
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See Also

External Links

 

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