Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson is an English working man's club comedian, who endeavours to carry on the fine British comedy tradition of racist and sexist jokes.

His stand-up routine is a cutting-edge combination of jokes about black person, cripples, teh gheys, and anyone who isn't white, English, and from London. This usually generates vast amounts of drama. Some have argued that he does it for the lulz, except it isn't funny.

In September 2007, Jim Davidson was thrown out of a reality TV show for calling a fag a fag. Truly the ZOG machine has won.

Quotes

A fine example of British Comedy circa 2005

	“	Hi Folks! Glad to be back in sooouuff Lahndahn! Corrr blimey, Croydon used to be a nice town, didn’t it? It’s all full of black person now though, no offence! Waaaheeey!! Probably loads of gaaaays too, eh? Loads of bum-bandits, eh? Pink-pirates, eh? Anal astronauts, eh? Cackpipe cosmonauts, eh? It’s the trams what do it, I tell you guvvernor. Well, as I always say, Cum-cum-cum-cum-look-I-made-a-joke-because-come-sounds-like-cum-which-means-ejaculate-cum-cum…	„
	—Typical Davidson joke.

	“	Three men walk into a pub. An Arab, black person, and an Indian, but then they all fuck off back where they came from and the joke ends	„
	—Cutting edge satire we've come to expect from Jim

	“	Jews did WTC. LOL	„
	—Sometimes he gets it right

Drama

The shirtlifter in question.

In September of 2007, Jim was kicked off the celebrity reality TV show 'Hell's Kitchen' for insulting another fail celebrity, Big Brother contestant Brian Dowling, by calling him a 'shirtlifter', which is UK slang for a gay. Although this was an entirely accurate assessment of his deviant lifestyle, the media collectively shit bricks and demanded his head. Even the notoriously right wing newpaper The Daily ~~Mail~~ Fail jumped on the 'Fuck Jim' bandwagon.

No stranger to controversy, 4 years earlier he cancelled gigs because disabled audience members at one of his performances refused to be moved from the front row. Given the Nazi's policy towards the handicapped, it wasn't the best move on their part. But then they are mentals.