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Nothing says forever alone like being a four hundred pound,18+ year old sonic-fag who wastes hours of their life by recoloring sonic sprites, and HyperBlade53 is no exception. Having been a member of the DeviantART community for over two years HyperBlade53 boasts an impressive gallery of artwork After the incident with Angelic-catalyst, he quickly rushed to her aid in the hopes of getting some kinky furry cybersex but proceeded to fail in a most humiliating manner. He's currently hosting a couple of images for Angelic-catalyst in hopes she'll dump her spineless faggot e-boyfriend and cyber with him instead.

HyperBlade53 prints available here (lol)
   
 
Im a two tailed wolf Live with it.
 

 
 

—HyperBlade53 defending his precious sprites

White Knighting

When Angelic-catalyst released BAAAW journals concerning the trolls gouging holes in her and her mother's straw-grasping arguments and having her massive pile of bull called, HyperBlade53 quickly came to try and defend his fellow asspies but only succeeded in making himself appear even more retarded. His foolproof tactic of defense is avoiding the issue and acting like a faggot who doesn't understand what simple words mean. If that doesn't work, he tries to throw other talented artists under the bus and act as though this blatant theft is justified because everybody else is doing it. More frequently, he'll just make a sad attempt at trolling and just blow off the issue and ask to cyber.

USI and Artistic Talent

Grab your eye bleach and call for an ambulance, for a browse through his gallery is guaranteed to cause blunt-force trauma to the forehead. The first thing you'll notice will probably be the several, sheets of of MS Paint bucket-filled Sonic sprites. In the comments to one sheet, he admits that he forgot to color over Shadow's shoes. He'll usually grip his chode and crush everybody's dreams by informing them that, no, they can't have his painstakinglycrafted sprites. Apparently he thinks that not everybody has the skill to recolor sprites. Whenever he's able to get his grubby hands on a wide-angle lens camera, he squeezes his face into a pair of silver 90's sunglasses and proceed to suck his own e-peen. Why sunglasses? Because sunglasses are cruise control to cool. In one image, he's flipping off the camera like the creative hardass he is. He's soooo tough that he censors his cussing and uses the troll face in his comments. Watch out guys, he's a firecracker! Something else you may notice is that most of his shit is available as a print. Who doesn't want a blurry, jpeg sprite sheet hanging in their foyer? Or a low quality shot of some obese man-child's sweaty mug above their hearth, amarite? His mind is so clogged by McDonalds that he thinks he's anything more than ugly. You can find him making remarks on his sexy self. It seems he thinks stroking his e-peen will change the fact that he's actually just an obese, greasy, art retarded rape-child with an early-stage jew-fro who whacks off to Cream the Rabbit's underage cunt.

A faggot IRL

At one point in the clip, a classmate tells them to quit being faggots before they break something. As expected, they ignore logic and good advice and continue playing pretend like of a couple of retarded five year olds.

In the second clip, he tapes his EPIC jump off of a swing from an ASTONISHING THREE WHOLE FEET from the ground.
1.Stop video at 1:56
2.View
3.???
4.ROFL Forever
NOTE: Do not turn the volume all the way up on the second video. The sound of children screaming at his shovel-beaten face will blow your speakers

It wasn't me

At around the 18th of November, HyperBlade53 attempted the old-as-trolling-itself excuse of "It wasn't me! Somebody else did it all!". He posted a journal stating that he had his cousin babysit his DeviantArt account while he was finishing school and visiting colleges. Apparently where he's at, there's no internet so he was unable to sign on for the past three years and see what his cousin was up to. He denies having done anything he's been accused of despite many of the accusations being of things he's done as far back as three years ago. On top of that, he's made no attempt at removing deviations of him attempting to be a troll, when he claims this was his cousin, nor has he removed the deviations his cousin uploaded for Angelic-catalyst.

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