Augusto Pinochet

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Augusto Pinochet is Hitler's second reincarnation (Electric Boogaloo), he was a ChileanSpic high rank militar, he was a Spic Dictator from 1973 to 1988, and killed over 9000 commies purely for the lulz.

ALL HAIL ÜBERLORD

“	In A.D 1973. War Was Beggining.	„

Once upon a time... there was a Commie called Salvador Allende, he was doing it wrong since is proved that communist is fail. All the Spics went ever more poor during his government, he fucked up the education, the agriculture and the economycs. People went BAWWWWWing to the milifags, and they put hands to work...

It was a windy midday of the 11 of September, 1973. The military was going to the Government HQ, lots of tanks and helicopters were decorating such beautiful scene, they were there. The tanks bombed "La Moneda", it was super effective!.

Salvador, looking at that scene, took his gun (a Cubanfag gived it to him, a.k.a. Fidel Castro), and decided to be An Hero. The military took the power, making something like a government commitee. They choosed our Dear Lord, Augusto Pinochet.

Meanwhile he was in his bullet-proof car, some random FARC-ish niggers shoot a small rocket to it, they failed and Pinochet answered with "Operation Albania", where he killed 12 of them. A great IRC troll.

During his government, he sent lots of commies and liberals to an Island near Easter Island for killing them later. All for the lulz and for great justice. Also, he stole money from taxes for the Air Force.

He almost made Pinochet's Young manipulating public education and adding some military anthems to the school's anthem.

USA? In my Politics?

Yes, americunts were involved, CIA was there. Nixon and Kissinger were fucking paranoid.

Project FUBELT was aimed to manipulate all manipulable variables for making Salvador Allende never raise to power, and if he does, making a Military Coup. Nixon Said: "We don't want Chile to be another Cuba". ITT Corp. bought 70% of Chile's Telephone Company, founded a widespread newspaper and financied Allende's Oposition.

Also, Operation Condor was made for making all the countries of the south cone directed by dictators, with that, hopefully, erradicating all traces of Socialism and Communism there, kill them with fire.

Also, Pinochet had clear connections with a known International fireguns trader, that had clear connections with Iraq. The periodist who was investing that, was murdered at his hotel room in Santiago, Chile.

Aftermath

More than 39 oppositionists disappeared, you couldn't say "sex" on TV, media was manipulated, all the political parties were disolved, you coudln't organizate a mass event and also Police shooted every niggah stealer. Really good work.

Some dumb university students couldn't see the geniousness of our Spic führer, and with lots of protests, they got a deal. Our dear leader will put a new consitution, very improved, and also, he will stay in power for 8 more years, then there will be an election.

Arranged Elections

8 years passed quickly, Chile was getting better and even more with that right-tard nazi dictator. Then all the liberal-communist-socialist-left scum made an alliance for the elections. There were only 2 options in that elections: Si and No (Yes and No), where Yes is for having our dear leader in power for other period, and No is for making the communist scum win. The left-alliance created lots of gay nigger ads, like this:

As you see, No is full of faggots.

Si's:

QUICK TEST: See the differences between each video, in the No one, they only care about fucking happy people dancing as retards, and in our Si, you can see rich and beatuful people making money with copper.

Si was going to win, they had 3% of advantage from No, but in the last moment, someone tricked out all the shit and No won.

Jews did it.

But whatever he did, he trolled the whole country when he added to the new constitution (that it was previously approved by a votation) that if he looses his powers as president, he will be a senator for life.

Masive Butthurt from Commies

Some years later, commies contracted two 1337 detectives for recolecting information about all people that Pinochet killed, and then archiving it. They got over 9000 people that had their Human Rights vulnerated, they BAWWed when they knew all their sons, pregnant babies and daddys were tortuarated and dead.

For example, Pinochet's brother, Paul Schäffer was a M.D. specialized in Jews, he came to Chile and founded his very own town, and then he took all socialist pople childs and raped them several times. Other people was more lucky and went to far islands, and other people was caught by the CNI (like the fascist CIA) and went in buses to something like spics' aüschwitz.