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BDSM
File:Bloody Midget Strangle.jpg BDSM is an acronym that stands for a variety of things depending on your viewpoint or by how much stubborn purist bullshit you can stand. If we're going to be anal here, it's supposed to stand for either "bondage, domination, sadism & masochism," OR "bondage, domination, slavery, mastery.", or any of a thousand other aspie variations. But srsly, it's just like real sex, only with MOAR mouth foaming and FATTER CHICKS (aka "BBW"s (yet moar acronyms!) commonly translated as "Bloated Beached Whale" or some variant thereof).
Truth be told, it could stand for bullshit, dongs, shit & your MOM but some silly j00 would get all bent out of shape over it, and claim that they're the authority on the subject.
Where Does This Shit Happen?!
BDSM communities exist OL, IRL, and in Abu-Ghraib prison.
These places are a veritable hive for drama, typically beginning with individuals looking for "hot bi babes" or an "Internet Mistress." Most of the people searching for the ever elusive 'attractive' pervert are fat, ugly married men with aspergers and penis smaller than Paris Hilton's IQ.
In online communities, drama frequently revolves around who knows more about BDSM, has the most slaves, or is most deserving of respect. Then there's the bullshit about safety and sanity, with stupid fat bitches who scream abuse when normal men tell them that in fact the dress they were wearing doesn't make them look fat --their FAT FUCKING ASS makes them look fat.
There is of course the male equivalent of the female fatty, and he's usually too busy whining about the fact that no-one cares about his intelligence, whilst munching down on his tenth packet of pop tarts of the day jerking off to BDSM furporn.
Women into BDSM communities are exclusively fat/insane/ugly (pick any two), whereas the men in BDSM Communities are cuckolds, time-served sex offenders or aspies. Check that, EVERYONE in the BDSM communities on LJ has Aspergers AND NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS THEM, DAMMIT. Most dominant men can be identified by the vile stench of sweat and their tendency to have pot bellies hanging over their ill-fitting chaps. Some identify themselves further by use of a belt, on which they hang floggers and whips they've never used on another human evar and probably purchased last Thursday.
Few people who talk about BDSM online have any experience of it and most are in fact virgins, thank God. There is however something much, much worse than the online BDSM community, and that is the Gorean community. Goreans like to think they are into BDSM but they are, in fact, the perverted equivalent of a Star Trek fan, living their sad lives by a series of books written by a massive failure who have no concept of outside social and economic obligations because subs have no lives of their own. BDSM'ers laugh at Goreans, unaware of the huge irony in this. At least they're getting laid over and over again (in theory) and not giving every single cent and moment of their next billion years to a cult.
A few of these retards achieve their life's goal of leaving their computer desk and interacting with 'real women' at IRL BDSM conventions. What goes on? You're bound to find furniture like a giant spider web, St. Catherine's wheel or St. Andrew's cross. You'll be amused by nearly naked old men, nubile females and traps tied up to these apparati as variations of the same weld various instruments against their flesh until the sub drops dox (a common safeword) or screams "red" long after they've turned red. Mind you, penetration and genital play (nipples tend to get covered by electrical tape) is b& in these above ground underground clubs thanks to liquor control laws. Vendors tend to engage in a circle jerk of BAWWING about how no one wants to buy their floggers when everyone vending has pretty much the same exorbitantly priced toys made in their basements by their own kajira.
Entertainment at the larger BDSM parties and conventions can reliably be guaranteed to consist of much unrealistic strutting suggestively on stage by people who wish they were fetish models and porn starlets acting out fantasies of 14-year old boys and 40 year old sick fucks. Throw in a fire breather and a few fashion shows and you have it made.
The more pathetic individuals (ie. all of them) identifying with BDSM communities refer to their affiliation euphemistically as the lifestyle when discussing it with others who have similar interests. This allows them to feel like they belong to a special secret club (for perverts), when in reality it's another bunch of sad basement dwellers into weird porn and lying about getting laid IRL.
Popular Activities in the BDSM World
- Holding online sparring events to see who's more pretentious.
- Anything to do with feet
- Arguing who has the best looking and slimmest female submissive. This is due to most (all) of them being fat, so a thin one is generally held up as a prize.
- Prize winning competitions to see who can shove the biggest/most ridiculous object up their cunt/arse, how long they can keep it there --and if they'll eat it afterwards, take photos, and survive the humiliation of a trip to the emergency room over it.
- Best rape tactics.
- Bullshit discussions on whether dominant men should be called Sir, Master, Dominus, Lord, King, Grand Master of the QUARGS etc.
- Equally bullshit discussions on whether dominant women should be called Mistress, Ma'am, Goddess, Queen, Domina, High Priestess of the unfettered-oik, etc.
- Drama about how the Twue Olde Guarde is dying out!
- Being a TRUE slave.
- Which dominatrix/female slave received the more horrific cockshots in any given month, with prizes.
- Ranting about men not reading the entirely tl;dr profiles of princess wannabe's, and just sending emails with KNEEL BITCH!!!!! In the subject field. This is one of the most discussed subjects.
- Castration fantasies.
- Donkey punching.
- Being turned into a leather gimp, and raped by niggers.
- Cock sucking techniques. (Yes, a useful discussion has been known to occur!)
- Incest fanasies. ⇐ Spelling hint: what did Arthur Dent miss most about Earth?
- Buggery with large vegetables.
- Fapping while discussing safewords on the Internets for at least 10 hours straight.
- Which maledom is the least oderous.
- Wanking - the ultimate in maledom!
- Using a Vacuum Bed.
BDSM in the Media
Gallery
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BDSM its a lifestyle -
Guess again. -
Underneath the latex and leather clothing, these women each weigh 250lbs. -
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Ready for swimming. -
BDSM punishment practiced by gays -
BDSM in kid shows -
BDSM punishment may also be done by humiliation, such as stripping someone naked and dumping them in a public place. Or worse, dressing them in a most embarrassing costume as seen here. -
The average size of a submissive female. -
The only way she can get laid, is to give herself up for degradation as a StayPuft Marshmallow Whore, or e-mail JollyRoger -
A submissive baby elephant. -
T'anus's response to this thread. -
Two BDSM whales in their natural environment -
Typical BDSM roadtrip -
A harmless, nonconsensual crafts project from a gothy crafting community on LJ. -
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This isn't BDSM either. The girls aren't dressed as galactic hookers on steroids and aren't using half a kilometer of ropes and chains to subdue. -
But this is BDSM. Note the strict and deeply symbolic dress code, the arcane hiearchies and the total abscence of heterosexuality. -
Borderline case. The penis isn't kicked and stepped upon. But if the young man doesn't survive, then it can be called BDSM. -
His mum would be proud. -
Can spanking co-eds be wrong?
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An innacurate depiction of BDSM. The black woman should be taking it.
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It is delicious cock, and must be eaten.
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Shemale BDSM couldn't be worse. -
Some Hotels are Ass Rape-friendly. -
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External Links
- - The Life and Crimes of Mistress Rosie - A supersized domme "author" specializing in fucking gross ass shit.
Communication on B.com takes many forms (usually insanely repetitive and inane, much like 4chan's /b/ but with moar faggotry). Most posts are vacuous, whether it be Brit bashing (the site is American), Nigra bashing or dumb Yanks asking silly questions about whether "having sex without a condom could leave to any negative effects". This site was owned by a pedo called Andy, but is now owned by shit jazz-mag purveyor Penthouse. Accordingly, the forums now read like Readers Wives letters with generous helpings of pseudo-pedo porn featuring hot dogs and whip marks drawn on with lipstick. This site has plenty of flame opportunities and a membership of emotionally unbalanced fucktards. The Technique and Relationship forums are especially lulzworthy if you fancy having 90 fat howling bitches screaming at you for daring to question their equally fatfuck leather-vested "mathter's" authoritah. Troll immediately.
Britain’s Informed Consent, on the other hand is completely different (yet equally retarded); posts are strictly moderated by the site owner, a total knob known simply as Tanos. An emo Jew, Tanos is a nerd with forum software and a zionistic zeal. Apart from this, little is know about him except that he is a former Mossad hacker and was responsible for helping to plan 9/11. Since last Thursday, Tanos has been busy banning trolls and wannabe trolls in order to keep his forums pure and full of BDSM, even if it is at the cost of lulz. In the recent pogrom, even fat ugly women get banned. Therefore, there are no women on informed consent. Tanos currently lives with two women who are brainwashed into thinking his abuse of them is completely normal and hides from various people in the scene who want to knock his lights out for being up his arse. His website is full of sick fucks, the majority being e-lawyers, wankers, fat bints, tards or a combination of all of these. A popular hobby on Informed Consent is 'outing' - revealing the real names and identities of posters to newspapers. This is helped immeasurably by IC having its own Facebook group. Tanos has also cut back the 'off topic' section of Informed Consent - because BDSM is serious business. Troll immediately. Some twats have set up a great pisstake of IC; http://www.deformedconsent.co.uk
Recently lolcows over at IC got much butthurt when they read this. All of them failed to understand the lulz and their leader Tanos claimed ED is a neo nazi site for pedos and furfags. There have also been many other threads with all sorts of fail, including taking out internet lawsuits and threats of violence against Anonymous. RAID RAID RAID RAID
The biggest gathering of trolls, clueless fuckwits and wannabee princesses EVAR on the internets. Owned by the same pedo who used to own [1]BONDAGE.CUM. You WILL get syphilis from anyone registered on this site. Troll immediately.
Best porn I've found for M/M, F/F and M/F relationships. Good jack material if you watch the previews.
The saddest gathering of foot fetishists you will ever come across online. Threads mainly go one of two ways - "Why aren't there more women posting here" and "Fuck off women, you are all cunts because you won't come near our ugly fucking asses without being paid". Thus, the site eminently trollable and full of fail and AIDS.
Enormous pot of fuckwits and pedophiles. Raid the forums for much lulz, as the community takes itself entirely too seriously. Goreans are especially entertaining for their efforts to try and convince every whore on the site to dance naked for them on cam. There are already a couple of posts crying about ED, and Anon. Flame away, bdsm fags are easily trolled.
Don't know swedish? Good for you! This is the community where a member got perma-B& for expressing disgust towards necrophilia. The board of level-headed admins and mods had to, because they didn't want any necrophiliac to feel offended. Not really worthy of raids or even casual trolling, as they are all stuck in the hell they created for themselves.
He's an IMVU "master", Who currently turned his messages to friends only, Best way to talk to him is through PrivateChats. He claims he can "hypnotize" you with his voice, if you decline he gets butthurt and tries to spread rumors about you cos mommy didn't love him like she loves you. Best ways to get him to go "OMG I'M BETTAR THEN U" is by telling him he's a pathic bitch boy who is still sucking on his mommies titties and snatch, Also remind him You're a better person then him because you don't fuck 13 year old girls.
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