DuckTales

DuckTales was a Disney cartoon about a greedy duck and the four orphan ducklings he purchased on the black market. All episodes revolved around Scrooge McDuck sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets so that he may line his swimming pool with additional gold coins. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge had successfully ransacked over 200 business entities. The methods of Scrooge McDuck which include slave labor, legal intimidation, and homicide, are still taught by ivy league business schools to this day.

Scrooge McJew

Scrooge's portfolio

Bling bling

DuckTales proved true to life in that Disney merchandised so much shit from the show that it grossed them their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merch which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because so much was made:

• 21 VHS releases.
• 6 DVD releases.
• 7 video games.
• 12 books.
• 6 comic books.
• 2 audio books.
• Lunch boxes.
• Thermos cups.
• T-shirts.
• Valentine's Day cards.
• 3D Puzzles.
• Regular puzzles.
• Pencil pouch.
• Adventure set.
• Money bin.
• Launch pad.
• Party plates.
• Party cups.
• Party candles.
• Gummy bears.
• World map.
• Binoculars.

DuckTales Intro

Revised Intro

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See Also

• Disney
• Jewgold
• Furfags
• 80s
• Nostalgiafag

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