Andrea Pignani

ITALY'S SCHIZO CHAMPION

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Andrea Pignani
Nationality:	Wop
Highscore	PWned 2 kiddies and an old weak wop
Top 50?	Nah, a notable loser
Style	Single player, Hatred-style
An Hero?	Yes

As we all know, Wops are usually fucked up by themselves due to being born, raised and living in shithole Italy. This guy, was a tad bit different from the rest. Meet Andrea Pignani, a schizophrenic bookfag wop from fuck nowhere Italy, who decided to go batshit on June 13, 2021. His attack was fairly mediocre in terms of kill counts, however, since Italy is known for having little to none gun violence, and their first and last mass shooting until 2021 being a stupid Mafia gang mass shooting that killed 7, this was one of the deadliest massacres in Italian history. As always, we hope people get higher scores, even us shitty Italians.

The schizo Guido

Other than his pc he watched porn on, the dog is one of the other things he wanked off to.

Our challenger was born on the shitty day of 10 October, 1986, making him one of those retarded woke Millenials. And he actually is! We'll talk about that later on here. Meanwhile, while not alot is known about his childhood, we know alot about his adulthood. This retard's main interests were books and poetry, and we already know from here he was probably intensively bullied in any scenario with civilians in it. Of course, that didn't stop this bullshit, and instead endorsed it. The bullying continued until he began feeling that "everyone hated him". From there, he was taken to a mental hospital to get helped, but Italians are Italians, and you'd know damn well this wouldn't work. Instead they opted for the easier, lazier and more to expose to violent acts, fucking him off the hospital after half a day and telling him to go to a therapist. What did he do? Let the mental illness consume on him! Along shitty books he documented on GoodReads, his Altervista blog and his rat-infested basement, he also was a wokey animalist, owning an account on a Spanish forum named "#adopta-me". From there, we know he has a dog. A video with the dog named Argo surfaced on the internet, and went popular for 3 days until this mass shooting was completely forgotten by Italian media (something that Americucks can't fucking do, making mass shooters overnight celebrities). He has a younger sister, which is born in 1988, 2 years after him. However, due to the Pignani family being retarded all over their bloodline, she set her birthday in 1888. Let that prove to you the running mental illness in the family. Back to Andrea; a few months prior to the shooting, his mum and him were having an argument over him being a retarded basement dweller: This resulted in the faggot grabbing the dull kitchen knife and threatening his mother to kill her. They both settled down later and forgot about it like if he wasn't mentally ill, bringing a potential threat to the neighbourhood. After his father's death, little Andy became depressed and locked himself endlessly in his basement, until he had the bright idea to finally go out in style.

The Italian Day of Retribution

Kill your mum next time instead

June 13, 2021 started perfectly for the town of Ardea, but soon enough, it will become a dreaded blood fest. Andrea finally snapped after years of supporting his demons inside, and decided to do something good for us. He picked up his dead father's gun which was magically not put away from him DESPITE HIM BEING A FUCKING APSIE!!!, and loaded it. He had his hoodie on, his backpack and his shitty mugshot looking face, and was ready to rock and blow Ardea away! His first target was 10 year old David Fusinato, a popular kid in the neighbourhood. He was well respected around it and had many friends. Of course, all good things have an end, this one being a very retarded ending. His second target was his younger brother Daniel, who was 5. Him too, was very popular in the neighbourhood. They both died after Andrea shooting two epic bullets right through their heads!1!1 Near-by, there was a 71 year old Salvatore Ranieri on a bike, who tried to stop the shooter, yelling to him: "What the fuck are you doing?!? Stop!", and ran to stop him, but failed to do so and died. After that he tried to target another woman, which remained unharmed. He barricaded himself in his house for 3 hours, causing massive lulz, and when they finally found him, with his dog watching he fired the last bullet: it was the bullet to go An hero.

Reaction and butthurt

After knowing about it, Italian media sperged out amazingly for all Wops to watch. Every Italian shared their condolences to the families of the PWned and famous alt-right supporter Matteo Salvini went in to spray "powerful" words, not knowing shit about the shooting stating that he was African. Of course, Italian gun control discussions did spark but nothing happened, and rightfully so. Remember kids, the big score is the High Score! Overall, gun violence in Italy still doesn't happen alot, so it's still a normal day for us Wops, but since knife violence does, 6 days later a retard randomly stabbed and PWned some random old guy in the same playground this occurred in.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kills:	3/20 Sweet ol shoot'n'run
Accuracy:	18/20 Killed everyone he met expect one
Style:	6/20 Schizo nerd with a dead father and a loaded gun. Nice!
Butthurt:	22/20 Caused massive butthurt in Italy and nearby.
Bonus:	5/20 Italy's champion ;)
Total score: 55/100 (D-)

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Wanted Level:

Carabinieri