Clarence

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Clarence is a show on Cartoon Network that follows some fat fuck and his retarded looking friends doing stupid shit and fuck things up by doing a variety of things like sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place or having a slumber party. Of course, no show is without it's flaws as the character designs look like a stuck pencil up a hippo's ass and made it draw on a piece of paper, this would be the result.Surprisingly, people don't like this show and wants someone to learn to keep their hands to themselves.

Flawless Character Design

Characters

• Clarence - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is extremely obese and retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task, also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child.
• Jeff - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo intellectual suburbanite dick bag of a child who whines about everything,and resembles the obligatory default nigger character from Minecraft also, his parents are supposedly lesbian.
• Sumo - Probably the show's most lulzy character (sadly) as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash, and an avid crystal meth user,hence his aged appearance, and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are white trash to the max,a clear beckon to the white people in the viewing audience.
• Belson - The only person who notices that Clarence is annoying. He often bullies Clarance but he's too retarded to notice that Belson is a douchewhacker.
• Mary - Clarence's mother, she's only there because that fat fuck came out of her gaping vagina. She is an embodiment of the typical lazy, slovenly Americunt womyn.
• Amy - Tomboy that appeared in one episode. Her main fan base appears to be impressionable children, frumpy housewives, and lesbians. Clarence has a hard on for her but neither one is sure who does the sticking and what hole to stick it in.

Skyler Page Fiasco

My Twitter army will be after your ass if you touch me.

On June 29th, 2014, the creator Skyler Page was accused of touching a lady who works on Adventure Time (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that he perhaps shouldn't have. As soon as the feminists on Tumblr and Twitter got word of the event, they went batshit crazy over the protection of creativity for women, thus resulting in Skyler getting fired from Cartoon Network. Remember children, make a shitty cartoon and you will be accused for molestation.

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Nothing says feminism as much as comfort

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She's asking for it

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