Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio

Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.

This is the face of autofellatio on the internet. No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use.

If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.

Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!

The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?

“	I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.	„
— Someone called Bill Hicks

This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.

Auto-fellating Done Right

Auto-fellating Done Right About missing Pics

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  AZNs can do it too!
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List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks

• Goronchev -He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
• Hillary Clinton
• Pickles
• TylerRosenow ^{[sauce plz!?!1!]}
• Ron Jeremy The porn star
• You (Don't let snapping your neck stop you!)
• Your mom
• Marilyn Manson

External Links

• For all the wikiphiles
• Want to learn how to suck your own penis???
• Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board as read by Something Awful's Lowtax
• Shock site of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else you think is appropriate.
• Buzzfeed's article on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks"

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