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Sascha I.

 
Sascha "Sasha" I.
Born 2000-2001
Nationality: Latvian Swiss     
Highscore Injured 7
Style Hack'N'Slash, Fire Emblem, Single player
An Hero? No


On the day 22nd October, 2017, 17-year-old Sascha I., rampaged through the town of Flums, in Switzerland, wounding 7 people before being shot by responding officers and arrested.

Attack

 
Sascha's VKontakte, where he was hollering about edgy dark humor things and Al-Qaeda.

On that day, Sascha, our terrorist, set ablaze his home and grabbed a pair of scissors and an axe and began scoring out. He first, saw a couple with a baby aboard in his stroller, and Sascha, freak out and began scoring, hitting the 2 while they were shouting and making the baby fell off the stroller, unintentionaly scoring him, without getting the full kill and continued the gameplay. A local, recorded the gameplay footage. After that, he stole a car, like in GTA and crashes his car, far away from its last scoring spot. Minutes later, on a gas station, begins scoring out some more, hitting 4 people before the police caught him. First, the police shot him with a taser, but Sascha still wanted to attack them with his axe. Police, responded again by shooting him once, wounding him. He sadly got V& after he got shot.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 7 wounded
Accuracy: 2/20 Go for the neck, faggot
Style: 5/20 Sperged out on a town without a criminal record
Butthurt: 2/20 German media talked about him and swiss.Nobody cares actually
Bonus: 5/20 For having a lulzy VKontakte profile
Total Score: 14/100 (F+)
Scheiß auf dich, lettische Schwuchtel! LOL
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Mall Cop


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Sergey Lepnev

 
Sergey Lepnev
Born ca. 1979
Nationality: Ruskie   
Highscore 6 kills, 2 wounded
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No


Sergey Lepnev (Сергей лепнев), was a russian military student who on March 9th, 1997, opened fire with an AK rifle on the military school where he was a pupil, killing 6 and wounding 2 others before surrendering to a drill instructor.

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    Now on colour
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    Sergey, with his rifle
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    V&
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    He and his sexy comrade bitch (both on the middle left)
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    Alleged picture of Sergey, looking as Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket movie.
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    Alleged picture of his shooting

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 6/20 2 injured
Accuracy: 16/20 Had a good aim after all
Style: 15/20 Military prank went wrong
Butthurt: 3/20 Forgotten to the annals of Ruskie history
Bonus: 5/20 Not everyone attacks a military school
Total Score: 45/100 (D)
Could done the job if he didn't surrendered too fast.
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OMOH


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Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam

 
Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam
Nationality: Iranian    
Highscore 14 dead, 11 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No (Shot by cops)


Siavash was a 22-year-old soldier in the Iranian air force. One day, he'd had enough and ran off from his army post, taking with him a gun and a fuckton of ammo.

Some days later on November 26th 1998, Siavash crashed a stolen van into a motorcycle causing quite a ruckus. He tried to make an escape, but ended up gunning down 6 people in a shootout with police and civilians. Two days of intense searching later, another police standoff began where Siavash killed 8 more people, 5 of which were cops, until ultimately being outgunned.

Graded Score
Kill count: 14/20 '
Accuracy: 12/20
Style: 10/20 Rogue soldier.
Butthurt: 4/20 Just another day in Iran.
Bonus: 15/20 Cop-killer.
Total Score: 55/100 (D+)
Lets be soldiers:Azn Mudslim edition
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S.W.A.T. Team


Sicelo Dlamini

 
Sicelo Dlamini
Nationality: Swazi    
Highscore 1 dead, 10 injured
Style Single player, Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No (Killed by a mob)

Sicelo was an 22 year old druggie and dagga addict who went amok on the morning of 16th july 2009 with a little spear and a knife.

Life

In october 2006, 3 years before the bloodfest, his stepfather died and he obiously cried between 2 weeks. After that, the schizo druggie of Sicelo was send to the local psychisatric hospital between 2 months. Later, he went to live with her sister, but he soon went to live in the mountain town of Ncabaneni with his grandmother, an old redneck who didn't care about everything because she was also drug addict. Dlamini, forgot his medication for 2 months and his ADHD and Schizophrenia levels increased when he stopted taking Dagga drugs (which is a alternative for marihuana). First, the day before his bloodbath (July 15), he asked a student from V student if she wanted to go out with him. He allegedly said he was going to ask for permission to speak to her from the school Principal, and if he refused he would sort him out. And of course, he refused.

The Fail

The next day, a student greeted him like an NPC and when he asked Sicelo what he had come for, he told him that he was there to sort the problem out with the Form V student he tried to ask and the Principal. Sicelo the schizophrenic drug addict, armed himself with a dwarf spear and his granny's knife and entered a classroom at 7:30 AM with his weapons hidden on his clothes. Then, pulls out the spear and starts shouting phumani la (go away), and then starts his schizo attack after students run from him, murdering a girl and wounding 10 more before being stoned to death by a mob of angry students who chased him while he was hidding on local places on the town. The rampage lasted about 30 minutes.

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    The stones used to smash Sicelo, the only image of the incident.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 A cocksucker student
Accuracy: 2/20 Swazi's worst fail
Style: 5/20 Sk00l St4bb1ng
Butthurt: 5/20 Lulz in Eswatini, South Africa didnt covered the news.
Bonus: 20/20 For doing it in drugs
Total Score: 33/100 (D-)
No one cares
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Mall Cop


Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson

 
Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson
Nationality: Bjork Bjork   
Born c. 1931
Died c. 1995 (aged 64–65)
Highscore Murdered one
Style FPS, Single player
An hero? Nope

Sigurbjörn Ingi Þorvaldsson (Sigurbjorn Ingi Dorvaldsson in Normal scripture) was the first and only school shooter in the entire history of iceland.

On Janaury 6, 1957, he went to Hveragerði, a man he knew that had a rifle, he asked Hveragerði if he could give him the rifle, lying that he needed it for a calf who broke its leg, and wanted it to euthanize it, Hveragerði was not Weirded out by the request, so he gave Sigurbjorn the rifle.

Sigurbjorn then went to the Horticultural school in Reykir, sat down with a guy and ate launch with him, since this was the late 50's and occured in a Small isolated Island in Europe, people didn't suspect anything of a random guy entering a school with a gun.

After finishing with his launch, he played chess with some people, after the game he got up and went to the Kitchen of the Cafeteria, where his fiancé, Konkordía Jónatansdóttir (19), was alongside four other women.

Sigurbjorn asked the Housekeeper if there was more Milk, before turning to Konkordía, saying "Well, my dia" and pointing the rifle to her abdomen, and firing.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 Only murdered one target
Accuracy: 1/20 Came in and shot someone, no one saw it coming
Style: 1/20 Said a one-liner before killing his bitch, so kinda stylish
Butthurt: 1/20 No one cared
Bonus: 5/20 For being the first Icelandic mass shooter
Total Score: 8/100 (F--)
Hopefully we will get better Icelandic shooters
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Police Force


Switzer Learning Center Anon

 
Unknown
Born c. 2008
Nationality: Americunt   
Highscore Injured 3
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No


On October 14, 2025, an anonymous 17-year-old student  attacked the Switzer Learning Center, a school for literal retards (the same one Chris Harper-Mercer attended). Despite being in the land of guns, he only used a knife, injuring 3 staff members. This explains why he was in a school for disabled children. He probably did this because he had the hairline of a 30-year-old man despite still being a teenager. On his TikTok account, he made many original references to Columbine, Nikolas Cruz and Natalie Rupnow.

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    Looking like a pedophile.
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    Excuse me, I'm currently trying to poop.
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    Copying the pointjak pose.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 0/20 Nobody killed
Style: 5/20 A mass stabbing in America is at least original
Butthurt: 2/20 No one cares
Bonus: 0/20 No bonus for you
Total Score: 7/100 (F-)
No one cares
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Mall Cop

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