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Vannamelon (Powerword: Vanna Pareja) is some 29-year-old nobody who is what happens when all the sin of the world is entrapped within one person. Not only does this untalented bitch manage to gain a massive following of 700,000 people, but also got herself an ripoff of another popular black animator named Nick Dante who whines about how his family who knew he would end up a failure at everything got his shitpile of a webseries cancelled.

Vannmelon
Given Name(s) Vanna Pareja, Vannamelon, Nick Dante's Camwhore, and many other names offensive to an Asian person
Nationality Merrycunt  
Born August 31, 1995
Classification Youtuber, Brony, Whore, You're Japanese, right?
Residence California
Youtube Vannamelon

In other words, your typical Californian couple.

The Origin Story Nobody Cares About

Vanna created her YouTube channel in 2009 when she realized every other 15 year old who thought they were special were doing the same thing. Alas, her mediocre voice acting career was born. For a while, it seemed that she would quickly be swept away and replaced with people more desperate than herself. Unfortunately, that wouldn't be the case, because in 2011, Nick Dante made a shitty ripoff of C Students called Group 5 that basically aged down the characters and that's it. Somehow, this show got a massive following mainly of the one blondie Vanna voiced, along with a certain someone making the emo bitch a stripper basically, causing Nick to sperg out 3 years later.

Flutterslut Plays

At this point, you would expect Vanna and her butt buddies to do Group 5 forever, seeing as this is the first significant thing she's done in her life since being Asian. But Nick's family knew his internet "career" was not sustainable in the slightest, and told him so. But instead of acting mature and realizing how retarded he was for thinking you can make a living getting every video you upload demonetized, he manipulated Vanna (who at this point was his girlfriend) into thinking his family was butthurt at the fact he wasn't dependent on mommy and daddy anymore and moved the both of them to California where they could be stupid together.

Vanna then became a brony, since everyone without any intelligence assumed the fandom wasn't as bad as people made it out to be and uploaded her first Flutterwhore Plays video in 2014. And then the rest was history...

Ryu's First Taste Of The Lulz

Remember the irrelevant loser that was FNGR's white knight? Well, apparently he first started his wrath of terror with Vanna, someone he actually admired. The only reason he even got involved in the first place is because of the sperg out Nick had about the emo bitch from his cartoon being sexualized by James. After sticking his nose in everything related to this one Tweet, Nick finally got sick of his autism and blocked him, with Vanna doing the same a week later. Eventually the block was lifted, only for Ryu to somehow become more autistic and attempt to make a #Group5Reboot, which pissed off everybody and got him blocked by Vanna permanently this time. As of now, he's mostly given up patching things up with Vanna, and Nick literally forgot about his existence.

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External links

  Vannamelon Tell her how she'll never come close to sounding like the real Fluttershy.
  UCCnBP-BPyly2fQQDJlrNk1w Her secondary account. For lulz tell her how dumb she looks in her profile photo.
  Vannamelons @ her constantly telling her to let go of her grudge against an autistic 15 year old until she blocks you.
  vannamelon HOLY SHIT SHE HAZ SC!!!1?
  vanna-yuki Another one.
  vannamelons You know what to do...
  Vannamelon See more of her face and that melony goodness she keeps talking about. Wear sunglasses unless you're brave. Or idiotic.
  Vannamelon Her FB. Has been inactive since July 2017.
  vannamelon Barely posts anything, but when she does, it's probably fanart she traced.
She somehow got herself a TVTropes page. Holy shit.
Her Amino cult full of 12 year old fucktards who have no intelligence whatsoever.

 

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