Aristotle

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Aristotle
Born	384 BC
Died	322 BC (aged 61–62)
Era	Ancient Greek philosophy

Aristotle was a Greek philosopher, scientist in every subject, master plagiarist, and a cult leader (Aristotelianism) of works adopted as the building blocks for modern science and literally everything else. In the past Aristotle was a student of Plato, who in turn was a student of Socrates, all of which ~~overrated~~ well renowned for their philosophical and scientific theories.

Quotes

You have probably heard his quotes around, especially from teachers - as it simulates the image of intelligence, in order to satisfy their egos.

	“	The weak are always anxious for justice and equality. The strong pay no heed to either.	„

	“	We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit.	„

	“	I draw no distinction between the young and mature, as both give exceptional blow jobs.	„

Works & Theories

Aristotle wrote as many as 200 treatises on a fuck-ton of subjects (even on music, aesthetics, and sex). Too bad only a third of it remains.

Here is his most prominent work:

The first solid logic of the earth being round.
Classification of many living things (vertebrate, invertebrates, and others), which founded Zoology.
The logic how women are inferior and "deformed males", as well as "more deceptive, more impulsive ... more jealous, more querulous" than men.
The fifth element (fire, air, water, earth, aether).
The first systemised way of winning an argument (formal/informal fallacy), basically how anyone can bullshit and manipulate someone to win an argument (ad hominem, straw man… etc).
- As well as many forms of logic in reasoning, of which are uninteresting to write down.
The basic necessities to a good life, and understanding it (ethics).