Honda

Ah Honda, we meet again. In the car world, Honda's are known for being loud, shitty, old, and cheap as hell. Honda's are mostly used by teenagers who want to have the loudest car on the road, or just people who want a cheap car. One variation of Honda's are known as "Ricers", but we will get into what that means later in the page. Honda's are also known to be extremely durable, lasting decades before being undriveable and one guy even reached 1 million miles! While Honda is best known for it's cars, they have also made a shitty robot and some chinese motorcycle.

A Honda that some teenager owns.

The Drivers

Honda's are notorious for being made to look disgusting by edgy teenagers. Most teenagers either have one lying around, one bought by their cheap ass dad, or they stole one. Although Honda's are "tuned up" to go faster on the road, they are some of the slowest pieces of shit that you can find.

Where To Find Them

• On Small Roads
• At High Schools
• At your house
• Mexico

Ricers

Ricers are the ugliest fucking cars you will see on the road. They will usually have an oversized muffler which makes them sound like they are taking a never ending shit. They will commonly have a spoiler at the back for "stabilization" despite them being front wheel drive cars which means that all it does is steal horsepower. They also have a shitty paintjob and are lowered, making them susceptible to scraping against the ground.

ASIMO

The incarnation of skynet itself. Aside from looking like a wannabe astronaut, it can run up to 4 miles an hour, has jet propulsion boots, can lift hundreds of pounds, and can shoot shit with missiles. As the CEO of Honda is a jew, in order to rent the robot, you must pay 150,000 USD a MONTH just to talk to the equivalent of a 2nd grader.